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PPC agent's goal #1: Restore continuum to original status.
PPC agent's goal #2: Get back at the badfic for the insanity suffered.

Luckily, the two goals fit together nicely because irony, like any law of narrative comedy, tends to play itself out very often in PPC missions; and one very classic kind of irony is when a bad guy is killed in an ironic fashion--in this case, killed by the continuum he was trying to distort. We're talking Sues here, for the most part (some other phenomena may also be subject to this, such as mini-Sues, author-wraiths, badfic authors at OFUs, uncanonical locations, and misbehaving PPC agents).

It's generally thought that the more canonical and "fitting" the punishment is, the better the canon can recover from the Sue's damage. For example, a witch!Sue in a Harry Potter fic often ends up burned with the Incendio charm--doubly ironic, because she's being targeted by Potterverse magic (a canonical method of demise--highly preferred) and is being "burned as a witch"!

But that's not the only thing that has to be taken into account. Not only does an execution have to be fittingly ironic; it also can't get too old. The less cliched an execution strategy is, the better it seems to work. Witch-burning, in this case, has unfortunately been used quite a few times. Other examples include feeding Sues to the Balrog or the Watcher in the Water. The more unusual, the less often an execution method can be repeated and retain its efficacy. The businesslike executions favored by assassins who prefer to just "get the job done" without any extra frills (bullets, arrows, knives, etc.) don't seem to suffer at all from the problem of being cliched, no matter how often they are used.

I should, however, note that it's important not to be *too* elaborate with executions. Canonical and ironic, or else businesslike and quick, tend to be the best ways to go about the execution. Torture is absolutely forbidden, though it has happened in the past, because it's generally a bad idea to generate any kind of sympathy for the Sue, and torture often has that result. (It's also ethically a bad idea; the Sue may have no more sentience than the average insect, but just as it's distasteful to pull the wings off flies, it's distasteful to torture a Sue, and probably worse in the long run because Sues often mimic humans to such a high degree.) Forced retirement or even decommissioning usually happen, eventually, to assassins who lose perspective and begin to operate under the assumption that they are there to punish Sues rather than protect the multiverse.

Does anyone have any ideas on what the flash patch for the Department of Improbable AUs should look like? I'm asking because I want to do a few Danny/Laura punishment missions dealing with AUs and there's almost no details regarding the DIAU itself, including the flash patch (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/DepartmentofImprobable_AUs).

My ideas:
-- A white upside-down question mark
-- A rubin vase (the vase-two faces optical illusion)
-- A mirror
-- Layered images of the Earth
-- A coin balanced on its edge

Thoughts? Concerns?

It seems agents can get away with being 'creative'. I like, I like.

Oh, and thanks for the tip on posting. I'll remember that.

I am not a mod or anything, but as someone who's been on here a while (though I lurk for most of that while), it is usually best to wait a while before posting a new thread. I know it's been a day, but there's barely anything between this thread and the last thread being posted.

That being said, 'cool and unusual' would be whatever you make of it. It usually entails something along the lines of the punishment fitting the crime. That's how it is for me. It is generally up to yourself.

Vague, I know. Hope that helped a bit, though.

~Keily

The author of it should became an honorary PPC member.

...Something so terrible we should refuse to acknowledge its existence.

I advise everyone to have a look at Glittercandy's other 'tutorials'. They rock.

This is so friggin' hilarious! And I love how all the extras respond to the 'Sue properly. "My brain is trying to eat itself to escape this." So. Good.

Thanks for the link!

Could you guys tell me something more about what constitutes 'cool and unusual punishment'?

Just, you know, wondering... *ebil mode*

I'm sorry, girl, I totally didn't see this message, I'm so sorry!

If you haven't lost interest in the RP yet, I'd be glad to carry on. If you have, however, please be honest about it. I don't want to feel like I'm forcing people to do stuff.

(By the way, if we DO carry on, can I use the phrase "Zombie Apocalypse!" at least once? It's just that the RP was giving me 'Night of the Living Dead'-flashes.)

Bye!

Ok, I was wrong. The fic was only 22,500. I was thinking it was 32,500. I had also forgotten the first zombie Watson encountered. In my defense, though, the thing attacked off-screen and the discussion of what it had done was only 183 words.

In other news, I did not know what pingbacks were, LJ had them automatically turned on, and it notified the author when I posted the story. She actually took it fairly well, but the story is now Friends locked.

Never fear! I have a copy. I am going to change the links on the Killed badfic to go to the copy.

They do, don't they?

That's been happening a lot, lately. Is DeviantArt bugged or something? Try this: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Mary+Sue+tutorial#/dsmzb7
You should get a vibrantly pink meme, if it shows up correctly. If not, it's the Mary Sue Tutorial by GlitterCandy

And thank you for the items.

Hm...last time I tried to name a pet, I added something synonym-ish to "Little" and then put it's species name after that.
Ex: Bird is named little birdy.
Anyway, hope I'm more creative this time!

Because when you're reading fangirl's obsessive fantasies and creepy dreams, you are going to need it!

That's a long scarf that you got there, and thank you for the candy!

Since water is usually colored blue, it would make my title here much more meaniful! So thanks!

It's good to know that there are goof fanfic somewhere out there!

I will use this wisely on things that deserve being shot.