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*I will celebrate properly once I get a good night's sleep.*

"We could just ask them if they'd carry us around so we could blow up spambots faster?" mused Kyoki. "Because now that I've thought about it, it seems kinda awkward to just jump on our allies from high places..."

"What good will riding ypurs do? You're more likely to get yourself hurt." She sighed. "Not that I wouldn't like to say to newbies that I've ridden an ypur..." She shook her head. "I'm going to look for remaining bots. I haven't blown enough up yet. Then... I might try to get on an ypur..."

Four mini-Colossi (quadruped robotic walkers) were acquired on this mission and are available for adoption:
Commander Shepherd
Kaiden
Nihlis
Matriach

A response to Cassie's call for non-Sue slaying missions! This is something I had already been working on before, but I decided to finish it up for this challenge. Thanks to Miah for being the beta.

Laura's excited to finally get a mission in the Mass Effect continuum. Will this Bad Parody cause her to change her tune?

http://vgdivision.livejournal.com/2862.html

Remember to duck and cover if they come back!

Please enjoy this bottle of Maison de Manque de Mémoire '72 as a welcoming gift. It's like Bleepka but older and with a fancy name!

Have some exotic matter. It has negative mass, and is handy for holding wormholes open. Just don't get it anywhere near a Reality Room!

I think I recall a PPC department that might have something to do with the events you mention...

*flash*

...what was I just saying?

Oh, yeah! Welcome to the PPC! Have some exotic matter. It has negative mass, and is handy for holding wormholes open. Just don't get it anywhere near a Reality Room!

I couldn't find the way out, so I just hid.

Welcome, new friend!

Have a butterfly and a turtle! Just don't mix them up--the turtle goes in the wet terrarium, and the butterfly goes in the box full of flowers.

*releases jars of earwigs, spiders and lizards*

Hooray!

Don't worry about the cannon, its not really delved into in these. As for dealing with my grammar and syntax, where have you been all my life.

Welcome and stuff! Apparently it is tradition to give newbies random weird items in their introduction thread, so, umm... have a shiny quill pen! The better to write up charges with. Or notes.

Like so!

(I did not make the pretty pens. I wish I did. I make other things with feathers though!)

but legend has it that she is spirit of some Agent that was driven mad and escaped into the ever changing halls of HQ. She stalks other agents, waiting for her chance to drag them into her own madness! Mwahahahahaha!!

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/SOConspiracyTheory


(Actually just an NPC I made up.)

I just got my Internet access back and logged on here to discover that the Board was back, too! This is a wonderful day!

...uh-oh.

*looks up, expecting a safe to fall on her*

Forewarning: I know absolutely nothing about the canon. You'll need a second beta for that. But I will help you out with grammar, spelling where you're speaking English (and possibly Spanish!), and syntax in general.

Example:

I need somebody to help with my Agent's character sheet and intro. Help, and I will reward you by writing missions.

Just let me know what exactly you're looking for. Do you want me to go over it with a basic red pen and fix extra/missing commas, add capitals where necessary, etc? Or would you like me to actually dive in and edit the thing? Because I can do both, but it's good to know what you're looking for, first.

HOwever, who is that mad girl?

I more meant deciding which of mine would be likely to show up and such. Like I said, I have a lot of agents to choose from, and since a lot of them haven't had the chance to appear in my writings yet, have to explain who they are and such. But thanks. Just wanted you to know that I've just been busy, hence being late in sending it.

We could jump from hire ground onto them?" Niely suggested

Oh mine are terrible. I try to be kind to them but they need to be used in ways I just don't understand.

I'm sorry that I can't help you with this, but I am no good at grammar and punctuation issues. My own commas need to be herded to safety before I can post stories. I hope you find someone soon.

Hopefully we can hold off the terrible beast... >:c
LET'S GO OLD BOARD!

I know I have read some doozies in the past, but I am actually having a lot of trouble finding one this time.