Have a generic heavy object to hit Sues with!
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Awesome, I love ships :-) by
on 2010-08-25 19:20:00 UTC
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BBQ at my RC as soon as I get one assigned, I promise ;-)
We will spread and maybe, one day, rid the whole world of the plague of badfics!
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+++ERROR+++ +++INSERT CHEESE+++ by
on 2010-08-25 19:17:00 UTC
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Uuuuurghhhh...that was bad. Also made me want to leave a review saying: "Please do not forget your medication. If you don't have medication, get some prescribed."
Someone should ban the kid from his computer - forever.
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Still there? by
on 2010-08-25 19:09:00 UTC
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Still busy reading, eh? Weird, I...
Oh my God, I've killed someone with badfic.
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Horribly long post detailing my fan geekness of Stargate by
on 2010-08-25 18:59:00 UTC
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I quit watching it after about the 5-6 episode. I felt like they were trying extremely hard to imitate the styles of other shows, instead of keeping with their own style. Plus there was not a single character that I actually either liked or loved to hate. Without one or the other, I found myself unable to engage with the stories.
Rush started out quite hate-able, but then they gave him a cop-out free pass with the caffeine/nicotine withdrawel. I really didn't care for the kid. Aw what was his name, not Noah, Michael, Matt. Eh, can't remember. I am not very good with names. Then there was hero boy that liked to have sex in closets. He would be almost empathetic, then go do something stupid. The Colonel was interesting, but seemed to not get enough air time at that point to get to know him.
I hated the use of the stones. They have uber experts in the Ancient language and technology like Carter, Daniel, and Rodney and instead they keep bringing a dumb@ss that does nothing but cause trouble by giving stupid orders? They didn't seem to be all that interested in exploring the ship. They couldn't even get the computers to work, and didn't even seem to think of trying to consult an expert while they were on Earth.
I really hope the show grows up some over time, and then I might start watching it. I was a late comer to SG-1. It was something like season 6 that I first started watching it. I thought the whole Ori arc was pretty lame, and I haven't managed to finish watching it yet. It turns out that my favorite seasons are 1-3, 6 (I am a big fan of Jonas, even though that goes against the mainstream), and maybe 7-8. I'm working through watching them all in order, and I am on Season 7 right now.
I hated Atlantis when I first saw it. Mostly, I hated Rodney. He was loud, obnoxious, and annoying. He seemed on my first impression to have no redeeming qualities (boy did I miss a lot on that first impression!). Anyway, I came back to it on Season 2, and loved it. Rodney is my favorite character, even over Sheppard. I could go on for a long while as to why Rodney is a great character.
I want to continue with the Stargate franchise, so I hope that when I go back to Universe in season 2 or 3 that I will find that I like it. I'm still keeping my options open to someday like it.
PS: Yes, 4th Doctor, Tom Baker
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-08-25 18:18:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQs.
Hey, good idea, I could start a French unit.
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Never mind, I got it the first time around ;-) BRB to report (nm by
on 2010-08-25 18:07:00 UTC
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I am sure I could use it for repairing plotholes ;-) (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 17:50:00 UTC
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I am sure. by
on 2010-08-25 17:48:00 UTC
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I survived My Immortal and the likes of it. I can take anything. (Might need Bleeproduct later, but will survive)
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Zie fails in the first paragraph... by
on 2010-08-25 17:45:00 UTC
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... by calling Gollum a "schizo." Schizophrenia is not DID, damn it! I should know.
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The ultimate horror by
on 2010-08-25 17:38:00 UTC
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I would like to apologize for a piece of misinformation I appear to have given you. The fic I was referring to is called "big daddy" and the summary contained the word "Bioshock", hence the mistake.
Also. For the love of everything holy, DO NOT let me post this link! I've just finished reading this fic, and it is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Even the lamest, most Sueish Legomance out there is better than this. I MEAN it. This is the very definition of NSFB. Be smarter than I was. Don't go into it.
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Sorry, that should have been Star _Trek_ (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 17:29:00 UTC
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finding badfic by
on 2010-08-25 17:28:00 UTC
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I often search for pairs of keywords that seem like they would accompany sappy situations and Sues. One that's proving fruitful at the moment is 'love' with 'war', but I've also tried 'love' and 'duty'. Phrases like "Follow his/her heart" and "At first sight" have also thrown up some results.
I'm in the LotR fandom, so different combinations might work better for Star Treck, but this sort of thing.
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I would like a link, pretty please by
on 2010-08-25 17:20:00 UTC
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The SG-1, specifically. (I know, I should be careful what I wish for...call me masochistic)
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What was wrong with them by
on 2010-08-25 17:05:00 UTC
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The first one has nothing to do with Star Trek original series or new film canon, apart from making references to it. The characters, tech and society are utterly different unless they are almost quoting a character. The second takes Janeway, Torres and Seven and has them as lesbians at Star Fleet Academy.
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Re: +++ !!!!! +++ by
on 2010-08-25 16:54:00 UTC
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Oh, brilliant. My brain just switched off in self-defense. I don't think NSFB can possibly get any worse than this!
Hold on. Yes, it can.
If you are familiar with either Stargate: SG1 or Bioshock, and if you're prepared to face it, I'll post you a link to a story that proves it.
(As if you needed proof.)
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Awesome, funny and charming :-) Hooray to the jar! (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 16:12:00 UTC
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What should I feed i then? (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 15:13:00 UTC
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Thank you :-) Love chocolate! :-) (nm) by
on 2010-08-25 14:33:00 UTC
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Welcome, Newbie! by
on 2010-08-25 14:28:00 UTC
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Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!