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I'm not sure, but at the very least you can throw implausibility charges at her. Hmm...

No, can't think of anything more useful. Sorry.

But then, I was never really able to tell in the first place. Either way, it's dreadful and spoiling canon, so KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.

*cough* Of course I'm calm.

Not having a clue what fandom these are for, I couldn't say, but I took your dare and clicked link #2, and you're right... ow, ow, ow. Punctuation abuse HURTS.

*limps off*

You know, the Disc's best falconer and hawk-trainer?

Before I start editing mercilessly to throw these four into the list, I want to run them past you guys to make sure I've found material worth PPCing. I myself have only skimmed each of these, which is primarily why I must ask for the more experienced sporks to take a poke at them...

Not in that way, of course. I'd be more worried for your collective sanity than I already am if that was the case.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6058826/1/WarfareHighSchool - Warfare High School. Already sounds promising, doesn't it? Call of Duty 4 / MW2 crossover, placing lead characters from both games in an appallingly punctuated high-school setting. So far I haven't even brought myself to finish chapter one, but I'm guessing some awful excuse for drama ensues soon enough; especially with Ghost hitting on a meek little girl named Alexandra...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6060924/1/sonofdante - Click this link. I dare you. Not a shred of smut, thankfully, but you need only skim this marvellous piece of garbage to understand - perhaps more fully than is really necessary - why it deserves sporking in some creative fashion or another.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6007699/1/TheFoxandTheHalfBreed - Pending a more detailed read, which I'm dreading, I can thus far barely make sense of this one. What I can gather is an overall poor grasp of punctuation, too many poorly-described characters to bother trying to keep track of, and use of the names of characters from a few existing animes (Szayel and Sesshoumaru stand out).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028348/1/NeroandDantesobsessionwith_fanfiction - NeroxDante slash; only the first chapter is up right now. Admittedly well written and punctuated, but it remains to be seen how the pairing itself will be handled. Might want to keep tabs on this one.

Welcome to the Board! Please dposit your sanity in the provide d receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "WArg Fodder*" You shan't need it here.
Please also fix all of the Maudlin's typos.

'cause they're among the most adorable things in the universe, AND they can eat your face.

Ian and Lee come in, bearing many baked goods and presents. Lee probably way over-baked for the party, making at least four dozen cookies of various kinds, but she could care less. Once they put their burdens down on assorted tables- the cookies on one and the presents (a bulk-size case of Bleeprin from Ian and a large spiky-looking thing from Lee), they join the party, generally having fun and other assorted party stuff.

I've got plans for this 'fic; it won't be anytime in the near future-- not within the next few missions, certainly --but soon enough...

Now I need to go find a way to apply steel wool to the inside of my skull.

There have already been several troll fics sporked by the PPC, including the (in)famous Half Life: Full Life Consequences. Trolls shouldn't be given free passes just because of why they happen to be writing. If you judge it to be bad enough or interesting enough to warrant a mission, go ahead and write it.

There is also apparently a Troll Division in the Department of Bad Parody, but I believe there's only been one recorded mission.

...I've got with me a bunch o' links for good MSTing sites. (Also, is anyone familiar with the show? 'Cause it may come in handy here...)

Elmer Studios http://www.heavens-feel.com/elmer/ (This one's a mirror, since Geocities went down a while ago)

Card Captors Scinece Theater http://cardcaptor_schlueter.tripod.com/ (Includes the cast of Cardcaptor (Sakura), though in-characterness might be an issue)

A MSTing For All Seasons http://www.nabiki.com/mst/ (Prefer the original cast of MST3K to do your riffings? Never fear! This site has plenty o'riffs from Joel, Mike and the Bots!)

So yeah... I figured I'd share some of my favorite MSTing sites with you all (Unfortuntely, none of these have been updated in ages...) Enjoy!

Even though it's a troll.

Maybe a Dept of Troll!Sues would be a fun idea...

"Soooooooo sexy!1"

I'm calling troll based on this AN alone.

Or someone with a sticky "1" key.

Actually, the ANs all seem to be quite snark. Gotta be a troll.

From the sounds of it, she has bent the rules of Canon so far out of wack it's unreal. It might make for an interesting testing scene if you come up with a reason for the Flowers wanting to test it.

Nobody in canon has taken nightshade onscreen, so I can't compare, and they don't seem AS affected by various substances as normal people would be, but they're still affected in a similar way; e.g. one character has been perpetually drunk for at least six months and hasn't died, but the alcohol got him drunk, it did not give him the ability to fly or anything. And the painkillers another character is addicted to help the migraines he got from the car accidents he's been in but don't, for example, heal up the scars. Therefore, it's never been tested in canon but I'm pretty certain deadly nightshade shouldn't do anything except kill them. They do operate on cartoon biology, but with cartoon biology, even if it's not accurate you can sort of see where they got the idea for what it does do. The nightshade thing is a bit random. I just thought I should ask to make sure.

The fandom is Gorillaz, in case you don't know: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2749666/1/Finding_Fate

I mean, magic doesn't work in RL, but we don't kill HP sues because they use magic. We kill them because they ignore Canon.
If nightshade works in Canon, it's fine.
What's the fandom, and can I have a link to this story? It sounds hilarious.

Happy birthday!

The usual party is being held at the Cafeteria and the Infernal Trio is putting the place upside down.

ENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! (

Just saw it yesterday. Thought it was decent. Took too much off the original, though, and Mr. Miyagi is still awesomer than Jackie Chan.

So what d' y'all think of the remake? Good? Bad? How does it compare to the original? IMO, the original was way better, but I doubt everyone agrees.

And, since I'm thinking about it, how do we feel about spinoffs and remakes, like this? Do they fit into the canon? Do they alter the canon? Do they make their own canon? I'd say the first or last option.

...I honestly cannot tell. IIRC, I once stumbled across a Twilight crossover fic somewhere on FF.net whose author made a point of making their identity as a troll as brain-searingly obvious as possible.

With this fic, unfortunately, it's too difficult to tell at a glance. If it is a troll, they're being just subtle enough to raise questions. I'd say there's no way in the nine circles of Hell it could be serious, but since I've so far pointedly refused to read any of the badfics killed by the OS, I really wouldn't know for sure...

Happy Birthday!

I'd give it a fifty/fifty chance it's a troll, 50/50 that it's Bleepfic.