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And the edit button isn't there. It's on every other page, though...

Have a bag of sunflower seeds. Keep away from any PPC officials; they may find it offensive.

Though I confess I don't have much experience. An email attachment would be best for me.

Fair winds! Have fun here!

There was also much glee at the Asimov and Abhorsen mentions (and, of course, LOTR, but that's practically a given 'round these parts).

I hereby give you a Harris's Hawk and a miniature dragon (particular breed of your choice), and, per your request, a large quantity of beefsteaks. (And also beefsteak tomatoes, in case that's what you actually meant. I take no chances.)

Also, a towel and several pounds of chocolate.

I look forward to having you around. ^^

Fair winds!

Here's your official PPC Newbie Hat (wear it with pride!), a batch of freshly baked brownies, and an interactive map of Middle-Earth. Enjoy.

Keep it away from a Bag of Holding, or Fun stuff will happen!

Allow me to squee at you for liking Card Captor Sakura. That was my childhood. Do you have any ships for it?

If I know it, I'll be happy to beta, and if you want I can also be a permanent beta though you might want someone a bit more... prompt than I.

Oh, and the mission release box isn't a section of its own, so you have to scroll to the top of the home page and click 'edit page.'

--anamia

Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish.

Aye yay yay, it has been a long time. Newbies to give presents to, threads to comment on, IndieMaat's new mission (what a suprise) to read, I should probably make some Wiki pages for my agents, I could use to find out how to add stuff to the 'Latest Mission Releases' box on the homepage, (I mean, how do you edit that thing? Is it like, admins only?) BUT FIRST...I finally finished my second mission and I need a beta, preferably more than one, and preferably one (or more? Yeah, right...) to become permanent reviewers.

I'd like to count the beta-ers first so I know what format to put it in (Google Docs vs. email attachment). Thank you!

Have a mini-Grammar Nazi. When actually Grammar Nazis attack you for trying to fight 'badfict' you can torment him to feel better. Try holding a mini-Jwe just out of reach - they hate that.

I liked how you disposed of the bit characters. Proof that figurative language can work for both sides.

--anamia

Nice to meet you. I am also a fan of Detective Conan, though I haven't seen it in quite a while.

Have a tiny mechanical Sunflower Official. Just don't let it boss you around too much.

-Barid

Welcome to the PPC! As a welcome gift I present you with a bag of pebbles (good for throwing at annoying things) and a Random Shiny Object (good for distracting things with (although said things may include yourself - beware!)).

Hail, o fellow LOTR fan! :D

Welcome! I offer you a sparkly rock. It can be used as emergency punctuation, makes a good projectile weapon OR blunt instrument, and looks lovely as a paperweight. Enjoy!

Ooh, Cardcaptor Sakura is love! I'm more of a Sayoran fan, but Sakura's fun too.

Quick question: are you a non-native English speaker? I ask because some of your phrasing is a bit awkward, and your name sounds Italian.

--anamia

Hi to all! My name's Sergio and i stumbled on PPC... And liked it very much.

So... what should be said about myself? I'm a great fan of Card Captor Sakura (Messing with Sakura with me around si not safe), but I also like Detective Conan, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, NCIS and Bones. Maybe, if one day I get Permission, I wil help out in the endless crazy-driving work of fighting badfict. (Not that I am completely sane already...)

New mission into NCIS fandom: Allison and Tasmin go up against The New Girl In Town.

Saved during this mission: one mini by the name of Magee. Miah, I promised him to you ages ago. Do you still want him?

I'm glad to see that you're joining up. It's nice to meet someone capable of posing us a challenging question without being nasty about it. ^^

Yay, another Temeraire fan! I've only read the first three books, and I'm eager to see more of the actual war happen, oddly enough--I'm in no way a war buff, but the Sharpe series made me interested in this particular one. ... And now I have a crossover plotbunny gnawing my ankle...

Ahem. Anyway, also yay for Asimov! It's been a while since I read the Foundation series, but it's awesome. I haven't read his other series, though.

I'm the same way about Favorites--in fact, I made a point of including it as a category along with Lust Objects on the PPC Agent infobox on the wiki. It has confused people. I'm glad there are some who get it. ^^

So, welcome!

~Neshomeh

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting board! Have some chocolate, I guess. And for your birds, some birdseed!

Here, take these Vaugely Explained Sci-Fi Weapons. Now with 100% more explodyness.

Have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.
(Be careful - she may eat the parrots!)

I remember taking figurative language literally when a fangirl-Sue named Shandell had Rumil (from LotR) melting at her feet. For the DTE agents, the Words rendered that visual into Rumil actually melting. The reason being: Rumil is an immortal Elf, a skilled warrior, and centuries if not millennia old. Taking the figurative language at face value would mean a huge character stretch. In that case, taking the metaphor literally was a way I could point out that it was actually more plausible for Rumil to be physically melting into a puddle than it was for him to be going ga-ga over a very insipid fangirl that he just met.

Sure, go ahead! I've already got plans for Samantha to become a PPC Agent.