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Thanks!

Have a lovely bar of foo! They're good for you, and will raise you to class level 6... if you get that far.

Awesomesauce. I've actually managed to find most of those links just from poking around the wiki, but thanks anyways.

I don't think, however, that I'll be tempted to sleep on the granite pillow, though I will probably be using it as a weapon, along with my cannon and my own personal cast-iron Frying Pan of Doom ^tm.

I've already got curly hair --though not that curly--, so I'm all set in that department.

They would send someone from the Department of Internal Affairs.

That aside, ho damn, that's an unfortunate scenario. The Holy Hangover Cure would probably be overkill, though--in fact, unless your agent is a deity, it might even be kill.

As for how long it would take her to become functional again, that depends entirely on her mental fortitude and what would be the most hilarious to do to her. {= )

~Neshomeh

Hello and welcome! I give you a granite pillow; they're excellent for pillowfights at sleepovers and actually fairly comfortable (provided you've just been exhausted by a particularly mission or are comatose to some degree).

I've noticed, however, that although you were told you would recieve The Links, it seems no one yet has given you The Links, and therefore, I cannot in good conscience leave without giving you The Links that Link us to Linkworthy Links of Linking quality. (Silliness is contageous, I'm afraid.)

So, in relative order of sensible-reading-ness, there is...
* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* The PPC Wiki (which you've already seen)
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article)
* Our (my!) Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

Discworld canon has Angua, a very responsible and vegetarian werewolf, wandering around Ankh-Morpork and having a job involving a lot of contact with the public, never wearing gloves. It doesn't seem she's at all worried about the consequences of accidental scratching. So I'd guess scratches aren't really going to do it on the Disc.

Oh, wait. Yes I am. Permission granted! {= D

~Neshomeh

Well, if you wanted to give your agent a new and potentially comical trait, you certainly could, but otherwise...

I'm quite sure Medical could deal with any infection, and regardless of whether it's sure to transmit the curse, any sensible agent would probably go there for some sort of disinfecting agent anyway... Not that many agents are sensible, but still. ;p

I'm not sure about the Bleepulan Ale bit, but I'm pretty sure if an agent went rogue in the manner you described (being seduced by a Replacement!Stu, I guess) the Flowers would send her back in immediately no drinking and no waiting. You can't lose a story with a Stu that bad pus a brainwashed agent.

In a mission that Lycaenion and I are writing, one of our Agents gets clawed by a Sue. It's a Discworld fic, the Sue is a "werecat" (half werewolf, half cat) and Changed at the time. It's been suggested in canon that the bite of a full werewolf can infect the victim, but we're uncertain if scratches would a) work the same way, and b) work at all.

If it would cause infection, is it likely that Medical could prevent it from actually taking hold (the Agent would be going straight to Medical as soon as she recognised the danger), or would the Agent simply have to work out a way to deal with their new problem?

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Another SGA fan?! Yay!! There aren't nearly enough of us around here.

Thanks! I'll put it in my Magical Infinite Carpetbag.

I gift you with a mutated strawberry; if you don't want to eat it, it should work fine as a paperweight. Well, provided it doesn't grow legs and wander off, anyway.

Yes, it is. Although some of the author's later works read like crackfic of the most bizarre type... Anyway, thanks.

Nadine and Jodi are grateful for the compliment -- well, they would be, but I suspect Nadine is curled up in a ball somewhere and Jodi is busy eating something wildly inappropriate, so let's just go with that. *laughs* The fic was *horrible.* So was trying to read it.

And turn him into a mini!

Awesomesauce!

Have a panda that eats, shoots and leaves!

Yeah, I noticed that, but not until I'd already put up the post, so I couldn't fix it. I've got it now, though. Thank you both! *huggles*

But what in the 'Verse am I going to do with him? I've already got two brothers and a brother-in-law...

Have a complimentary brother.

Oh, good.

Ooo, just what I needed. Thanks! *puts stuff into bag and pets into cages, then stashes the chocolate in a safe place*

Well, I like my salty butter to have a bit of crunch to go with it. *grin*