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At first I thought, "How can the plots of smutty romance fics be stolen from Thomas the Tank Engine?"

Then I thought, "I don't want to KNOW how the plots of smutty romance fics can be stolen from Thomas the Tank Engine."

Then I started reading them, and I thought, "The world really is going to end in 2012."

They're nifty, too - UV and IR vision included as part of the package, and zoom ability. The only downside is occasional headaches.

In the Cowboy Bebop anime, I believe the character Spike has a replacement eyeball. Other than an ever-so-slight difference in eye color, it's barely noticeable. And it apparently improves his aim.

Not that I know jack about Cowboy Bebop; I just came across that little tidbit when I was trying to find a possible eye-replacement idea for Jack. ('Course, then I decided to screw the idea and let Hilarity Ensue).

Though, Foxglove does strike me as the type who'd enjoy having a cybernetic eye. Like John Silver from Treasure Planet.

This person's writing... It makes me want to DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH GOD'S FIST ! I've seen his type before, to tell you the truth. Dime a dozen scumbags.

What makes me so irked at this is that I have a DA account myself. Luckily, nothing's on it yet... I'd hate to see what would happen if... ERK!

Better not think about it...

When I try to login to #ppc or #stdymphnas, it takes a while to load and returns the message "Terminated" after booting me back to the login screen. Is there something wrong with the server or did I get banned?

The most sure-fire way would be to let Foxglove use the morphing cube from Animorphs, turn into an animal, then turn back. This would "reset" her body to whatever her DNA coded for, including fully-functioning eyes. However, I suspect you don't want to turn your agent into an Animorph...

The other thing I thought of is the mana infusion chamber from Magic: the Gathering. One particular character used the chamber to patch up his body whenever he got injured, but it carried the side-effect of addicting him to black mana. That wouldn't be a problem for Foxglove if she only used it once, of course.

I guess the problem with these ideas is that Foxglove would get her ownn eye back, rather than a fancy sci-fi one!

Ah, very nice sporking job, and glad to see a Nobody agent. I'd like to see more of her.

Right down to the Sonic smut. He believes pro wrestling is real.

LinkandRutofan enjoys writing "sexy" Sonic fanfics in which he showcases awkward, badly written romance featuring scantily clad female characters and their disgusting offspring. He has no originality and all the plots are stolen from video games and Thomas the Tank Engine episodes.

He also made a character named and based after himself for tehm.

His fanfics can be found here: http://linkandrutofan.deviantart.com/gallery/#Sonic-DA-season-1 . All written in glorious chatscript.

oh, did I mention he's a real bastard and jackass? He whines at people for not letting them put their characters in his "sexy" fanfics.

I'm still not set up for taking a Mission (it's finals time and I can't spare a brain cell between now and week after next), but...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5572690/1/Loveklok

MotherDUCK, make the hurty-pain STOP. Please. Decent enough understanding of the English language. ABSOLUTE Mary Sue; typical Emo Kid crybaby got beat up by Daddy.

Oh, and her bedroom looks like the inside of the Dethlimo.

Flaming Denethor, somebody HELP!

G'Kar gets a replacement eye (which he can take out of his socket and still see out of--sort of a high-tech version of Moody's eye) in either the end of Season 4 or the beginning of Season 5, I can't remember.

...but it might not be too easy to get, because most stories set there would have only a very few characters capable of 7th level Cleric spells. It's pretty doubtful that you'd be able to find someone at HQ who can learn something of that level.

Your best bet is probably Cadderly Bonaduce, if you want to go that route; but make sure to catch him after he becomes a Chosen and before the Spellplague. Stay away from Danica, though; she's likely enough to be resistant to the neuralyzer.

Thank ya muchly!

Have some lemon-blueberry muffins in return. =D

Foxglove would want one which actually did something a regular eyeball didn't, if she was going for magic or cybernetics. Maybe like the Treasure Planet one with the zoom-in function ...

I don't think it's a real transplant actually. I just remembered that there's at least one other canonical eye replacement and that one is a cybernetic eye. From what I've been able to gather from the descriptions of it in the books, it's an implant fits in the eye socket, but the surface looks like a red screen instead of the usually pupil-iris-white appearance.

Foxglove's the kind who would want a weird magical/cybernetic implant just for the hell of it, but if the option of eye transplants is on the table would Medical let her have a weird one, especially since she's from the Real World and it would be conspicuous?

I do know S&S and Laburnum tried to ban her from getting a removable one, because she considered just getting a glass eye so she could play pranks on people with it.

I'm also rather new, so I've never met you before, but have some nicely sharpened pencils, good for writing or fighting. I promise they won't break in battle.

The Star Wars novel Vision of the Future mentions replacement eyes briefly, so I'd imagine Medical could get their hands on whatever is used in the Star Wars continuum. The book is rather vague as to the exact process, so you could probably write it however you want. One of the characters has an eyepatch and when he's asked about it, he says, "Our medical replacement facilities are limited, and I opted to forgo a new eye in favor of others of my pilots who might need the operation."

I'm trying to fix my bad case of Webcomic Time with my agents by doing something set after the Macrovirus invasion, as their current fic time is stuck around late 2007. However, Foxglove lost an eye in the battle for HQ just after the invasion. Can Medical actually rebuild eyeballs, or would she be stuck with a fake one? I know they weren't able to rebuild Ithalond's hands, and the eye was too badly mangled to simply stick back in, but is there a canon from which they could take eyeball-rebuilding or transplanting tech (e.g. Discworld's Igors)? Or is there a canon where they could get cybertronic or magical eyeballs which work better than real ones (e.g. Moody's magical eye), and if so, would they work outside their home continuum?

I do like the Plover. =D

Thank you!

Too right, too right. Thanks. =D

I'll add it to the mission writing guide, at least, but if anyone thinks it should have its own page... or, is there already a page for this sort of thing?

How about a green and blue tail feather from an unknown flying creature? I found it outside. :)

Oooooh! I could use that to surreptitiously tickle Sues just to drive them bonkers. =D

Thank you!

Whoops, you're right. Thanks for the correction.