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Wow. I mean, just...wow. Parody-parody can be difficult, but when it gets pulled of right, like this...wow.

Hey, I'm new here too!
Hello.
I seem to be starting out kind of lurker-ish. (Maybe 'seem' is an understatement...)
Yes, there is lots of entertaining reading here!

Oh, and you can contact me at

Mr.Eldritchy [at] gmail.com

From what I understand, plotholes are basically roughly torn holes in reality, so I guess that there could be just about anything in one....

Just my thoughts on the matter.

It's also pretty much the norm, actually. Regardless, I'll be grateful for anything you find.

What about the de-Glittering methods mentioned in earlier lab reports?

Gengineered vampire bats, hemodialysis, that sort of thing.

It's known that Glitter concentration has a direct effect on Sueness.]

Eh, it's not really biology at all. It's just knowing how to think like a scientist, and having a big wad of interesting facts to pick and choose from.

But sure, if you'd like me to work with you, of course I would!

You could claim another. And keep in mind that, owing to the oddities of 'Sue biology, both could be possible. The 'Sue could evolve in the way you suggest (which is way cool!) and then its DNA could follow in the way I suggest. Since I never did explain how the DNA arrived, just that it was there.

Want to work together on this one? -grins- You seem to know a lot more about biology than I do.

--anamia

What's on the inside of a plothole? Jay and Acacia went inside one in the OS, but there isn't a very detailed description of what it's like in there. Is there any canon associated with this, or anything that would prevent me from making some up?

*crosses fingers*

Have some cufflinx! (Not cufflinks, though. The difference is that cufflinx explode occasionally)

Have 199 gil and a Rod of Spell-Check (It grants spell-check +5 and defense +2).

I am dying of laughter here.

I was planning to do a whole report on Suvian genetics, reproduction, anatomy, and lifecycle once I'd got up the nerve and time to ask for Permission.

(If you must know, the Sue was going to actually be the larval form of the Plotbunny. DNA was never going to be invoked at all, the whole form would be stored as "memetic code" in a Glitter-based neural network, which combined with that of the host author during reproduction to create the complete "idea", inspiring the author to produce a new Suvian. Glitter would be, not mica-based, but a carbon-unobtainium aromatic ring, in two forms. One would transport harvested Narrativium from the story framework to the tissues, and one would make up the nervous system of the organism. Posession!Sues would be...

Shutting up.)

Basically, mind-raping (literally) virus butterflies.

What you've got is cool to, though! Great job!

Hmmmmm... well, I suppose I've found some okay slashfics... good normal fanfics are a little harder. I'll let you know.

I'll call you Musicmage, probably, come to that. I see we found the PPC the same way.

Video game fanfics? Found any good ones for Final Fantasy XIII, by any chance?

Anyway, have a Bag of Infinite Capacity and a plover, just so Tawaki saying first stops being redundant.

Have a panda that eats, shoots and leaves.

Don't worry, he won't bite.

I wish they taught Truthiness at my school...

"Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness." No I'm not kidding. While your own mileage may vary, I found it to be hilarious.

http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html

"Albus Dumbledore. Great headmaster? Or... the greatest headmaster?"

I forgot to close my url tag, and now clicking anything (including reply and back to messages) sends you off to the sparkly rock. -sigh- Terribly sorry.

--anamia

I offer you a sparkly rock (pickax not included). You may use it as a paperweight or throwing weapon, whichever you choose.

--anamia

p.s. Ooh, a Bad Slasher! Welcome welcome welcome! We need more of them around here.

Fair winds!

You poor thing, it is horrible dealing with the illness of someone you are close to.

As the other posters have said, the best thing you can do is to be there, for him, and for your parents. Little things, like going to see someone when they are feeling unwell help enormously.

It sounds to me like this is affecting you quite deeply, make sure you talk to people about it. Keeping stuff bottled up will do you no good at all.

Cancer is an odd disease, every cancer is a little bit different, and what works to cure one person may have no effect on another. Sadly there is no magical cure, especially for Pancreatic Cancer which has a high mortality and a low 5 year survival rate. I know that this is not what you want to hear, but never give up hope, there are people who beat the disease, and live for many years after being told that they only have a short time to live.

My heart goes out to you!