Ooh! Ooh! Dye her hair/fur blue! Or something...
This gender confusion with Naruto is really getting to me. It makes my brain hurt.
I think I might draw that last scene with Sakura and Drake... 's cute. Just for fun I started MSTing this, too. I might put it up on my DA or something, if that's okay with you. (I avoided using jokes you already used). Of course, I'd have to wait til my mom lets me have my sites back so I don't have to access them via proxy site.(Currently I'm typing this from a school computer.)
Ooh... Cherry... I made a cherry joke in my own MST. Heh.
As for the Sues... rip them apart. Please. I can't stand what they've done to Sasuke-kun. KILL THEM ALL!
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Oh my glaurunging Jesus by
on 2009-12-15 22:27:00 UTC
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Well I haven't had time to read it yet, but... by
on 2009-12-15 20:43:00 UTC
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...I'd vote yes to both. In my opinion, editing can't hurt unless it changes the original meaning of the text. Also, when I do get time to read it, having everything in one place would be nice. =)
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Re: hello by
on 2009-12-15 19:57:00 UTC
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You wouldn't believe it. This...I dare not call her a person, is a stain upon humanity. Her works could, literally, all be treated as crimes against humanity. And no, that is *not* an exaggeration. Let's see the crimes totaled so far, shall we?
*neon sign that says "List of Doom" pops up*
First, there is the OOCness of it all. Hmmm, Kinch the extremely heterosexual African-American male radio man, is now gay, obsessed over replacement!Hogan's hair, and fluffing pillows. And that's just the start.
Second, replacement!Hogan--Where the hell do I begin? First, there's his wife--who, if written correctly and well could be called proper fanon--who is, for some reason, in a non-Coed POW camp. She also has one kid, according to one of those travesties. Oh, and did I mention that Hogan is Patton's son, and that Patton visits a *German Stalag* regularly? So, that's Hogan who's been replaced, as well as one of WWII's greatest generals. Shall I continue, or have you seen enough to go after this girl?
Lastly, this...author-person is 13 freaking years old. Okay, not a bad thing, some 13-year-old's can be good authors--and claims to be a *fan* of Hogan's Heroes, when she doesn't even seem to grasp the ...ing concept.
I'm sorry, was that last line a little too vicious? Well, good! I was thirteen once too, and I know *more* about HH canon than she does, and, thankfully, TIRATHON HATES HER TOO! Hahaha, vindicated!!!!!
Signing off before the stress of 3 days to Avatar kills what remains of my sanity and coherency
--Honu_Wahine, the jibbering former suethor
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So... anybody else? by
on 2009-12-15 18:37:00 UTC
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'Cause I KNOW some of you haven't said anything yet. I hope it's not because you don't care.
I'll wait another couple of days.
~Neshomeh
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Hey, that is awesome! by
on 2009-12-15 18:00:00 UTC
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Cheri it is, then.
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Re: "Sakura" means "cherry blossom", so we thought it was apt. by
on 2009-12-15 13:46:00 UTC
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At the moment 'Cheri' as a name makes me think of the previous Maou from Kyou Kara Maou: a woman who's rather free with her affections, has at least three sons by as many men, and is spending her retirement from being queen of the demons travelling the world to look for love.
Actually, that would be an awesome name for the Sakura-thing.
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Would you? by
on 2009-12-15 12:53:00 UTC
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gypsy_fox@hotmail.com
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"Sakura" means "cherry blossom", so we thought it was apt. by
on 2009-12-15 12:14:00 UTC
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Might change it to "Cheri", if you think it's too cutesy.
Glad you like the sporking!
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Dear sweet lords of sanity. (O.o); by
on 2009-12-15 07:58:00 UTC
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I just read both parts. DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF LOGIC. My brain is a LOBSTER flibble wheep please insert cheese?
GAH.
... Excuse me. *leaves room; a few seconds later, loud banging noises can be heard through the wall, which is developing a suspiciously head-sized lump*
*comes back*
Okay, better.
Just one question: Cherry like the fruit? 'Cause that's awfully... well, cute. And there's cuteness overload as it is. I dunno.
Anyhow, carry on with the sporking. I think you should introduce them to Cesar Milan and/or Jo Frost, but then again, I LIKE Cesar Milan and Jo Frost, so maybe not. {= P
GAH.
~Neshomeh
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Hey there! by
on 2009-12-15 04:20:00 UTC
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Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not
muchevil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
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Ahh, you read that thing? by
on 2009-12-15 00:36:00 UTC
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The coconuts are alcoholic. ;)
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The dreaded Naruto Kittensquick Fic, part 2! by
on 2009-12-15 00:18:00 UTC
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http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/87976.html
Rated R, as before. Contains link to the first part in case anyone's not read it yet.
Renamed Sakura-bunny (we're thinking "Cherry") probably won't make a field agent, but we reckon she'd be good in the Nursery. I do think more non-assassin agents would be a good thing, everyone seems to concentrate on the "blowing stuff up" aspect and not the HQ work (obviously the blowing-up-stuff is easier to make fun, but the HQ stuff is worth a try). She needs a makeover to make her look less like Sakura in aspects other than the rabbit ears, so we'll have to work on that.
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Good luck in this continuum. by
on 2009-12-14 21:18:00 UTC
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My Agents won't touch any WW2 continuum with a ten foot pole. They lived through WW2. So they can't help you, unfortunately.
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Hi there! *waves cheerfully* by
on 2009-12-14 19:16:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! It's always awesome to have more people who want to help in our battle against the badfic.
As a gift of welcome, please accept this bag of pebbles and this Random Shiny Object.
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Happy birthday, and Christmas! (nm) by
on 2009-12-14 19:08:00 UTC
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I have most of Jay and Acacia's missionsÂ… by
on 2009-12-14 18:07:00 UTC
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…including TDE. Do you want me to send it to you?
FYI, therein lies the reason why Agent Tourmaline of Intelligence had osteoporosis.
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Have a venomous arthropod! by
on 2009-12-14 17:41:00 UTC
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Wow, Hogan's Heroes? I know anything can be targeted by Suethors, but it somehow never occurred to me that badfic could exist for Hogan's Heroes. It's probably Sargeant Schulz's fault somehow.
Anyway, welcome to the board!
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Hello there! by
on 2009-12-14 13:45:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have a chocolate bar.
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Have a Grizzly Bear! by
on 2009-12-14 11:02:00 UTC
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Have it eat every Sue it encounters, and videotape the results!
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Well, you needn't eat it. by
on 2009-12-14 06:52:00 UTC
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It also makes an excellent pet as soon as it gains its legs. *grins*
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This. by
on 2009-12-14 05:27:00 UTC
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http://dawnbluewings.deviantart.com/art/Pidgin-127216734
That thing. They're... Useful?
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Yes by
on 2009-12-14 03:16:00 UTC
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Replacement-Canon characters who are so totally warped as to no longer resemble their original selves - in other words, are new characters that just happen to have the name and face of the canon in question - are qualified as kill-worthy by the DMS. However, you have to remember to find the real canon character before leaving the fic; they'll probably be stashed away in a plothole somewhere nearby. Go and read a few DMS fics, or read around on the wiki for a while, and you'll get a clearer idea :)