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I bring you tidings of hello!

Have a tiny mechanical Ent and enjoy your stay.

You'll need it for those mid-mission naps.

Your idea for a new department sounds interesting, though fairly similar to the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research; might want to check that out first. If it's fairly similar, I'm sure they'd welcome new agents!

That said, welcome, welcome, welcome. To the land of PPC. To the land of PPC. How may we help you today? ;)

Also, believe me, that's not long-winded. We talk a lot around here.

Nice to meet you!

Let's see if the post takes this time.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin! (The department idea sounds pretty cool if it hasn't been used already.)

*tosses a P-90 at you* Hm. What you propose sounds very much like the Department of Mary Sue Experiments & Research. More information on that on the Wiki.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

Hey, this is 3Solid. Well, that's my Email anyway. I'd rather make up something new as an alias, but 3Solid's fine too.

I plan on writing a PPC at some point. Not before I've been here for a month. I've heard you guys are "Quirky", but considering that my normal thought process is "Maths sounds a lot like Mats. Hey, I haven't talked to Matthew in a while" I think I'll fit in fine.

I'm also throwing around an idea for a new department in my head. Thought that you guys might be interested. Most departments are about killing sues, or removing author-wraiths, or helping someone else do one of those things. My new idea for a department is about capturing unique sues and testing out their strange abilities. For example, Sue A is underwater for a ridiculously long time in her story, so we see how long she can hold her breath, then throw her in a vacuum and see how well she does in there. >:D

I've read the original series and most of the spinoffs on Miss Cam's site.

And- Woah, long winded introduction. Uh. I think you get the point ^.^;

Not counting the fact that my Agents will kill you dead for this. They lived through WW2.

Seriously. We don't want the world at large to dislike us.

Associating with the SS...Not so cool.

Good. Why destroy that which can be fixed? It certainly helps Doom: Repercussions of Evil. Me and a buddy are still in the revision phase of the first two chapters, though. So I won't post results.

Disposing of the Sue usually happens within the continuum of the fic, but exceptions are made in cases of poetic justice, irony, and/or humor. The aforementioned are a goal for many agents anyway.

However, having looked up Prinz-Albrecht-Strasse, I'm gonna veto that one on the grounds of it's a bad idea. I'm not usually in the business of quashing people's ideas, but seriously. Don't affiliate us with the Nazis. It's not cool.

~Neshomeh

well, that's okay. the PPC does i think have a rehabilitition department, i think. if not.. it could be made.

Hi, KillerPiplup. Are you introducing yourself to the PPC in hopes of becoming an agent?
If so, there's a handy button at the top of the section where the newest thread post is, that says "Start new thread." It's really convenient for keeping threads from getting turned into free-for-alls or flamefests when somebody says something not related to the particular thread--course, this *is* the PPC, so that might be common. Meh, who cares?
But, this is, or was, my introduction thread. Nice meeting you anyways. Here's a handydandy bucket to deposti your sanity in next time you come on to the boards--don't worry, the Worg's won't eat it all...

--Honu_Wahine, Agent-candidate Hopeful

Uh...okay...I don't know where to start.

I think I'll start with my name first. KillerPiplup at your service. Just hoping I can keep my sanit-Wait, yeah, already lost it.

I'm a writer who likes Pokemon but will read the occasional LOTR (alright, I got introduced way of Secret Life of Dolls) and LOVES Ash Ketchum (*pant* Ash...).

I'd also like to be an agent. 'Kay, that went out wrong.

Sorry, I'm just...nervous. You guys are legendary, you know.

Hmmm, dying fur works, well the hair. but i guess her name i now Cheri. most likely as a Nurse, or working in counseling. and will be keeping her away from lux, we hope.

I sorta started writing a base for the first mission that I might undertake, and a question about disposal methods popped up. Are we allowed to use real life locations, and if so, are we allowed to get film of...said disposal method happening?
.....I really, really wanna use Prinz-Albrecth-strasse for disposal of 'sues. Am I allowed to do that, or is it considered cruel and unusual punishment, even by PPC standards?
And one last thing--I probably shouldn't be writing missions just yet, but hey, be prepared, huh?
--3 days till my head goes boom(If they f--- with "Avatar" I'll kill them!)--Honu_Wahine

Don't worry about sharing jokes, though if you steal one directly put in a credit in the Author's Note. And I would absolutely love to see the drawing of the last scene. I think the kittensquick fic's author actually drew the critters himself, I'll see if I can track down the picture ...

Did you see what I told mafoxfire about what the person on the other LJ said about this guy's attitude to women? Creepy f***er. I think they will have to drag him and the Stus into the abandoned Temple and have every female in the PPC and the Naruto OFU take turns at castrating them, then reattaching the bits with Doc Fitz's equipment and doing it again. We didn't end up doing that to Uoikih despite the Spear Incident or the "I enjoy spelling Brian Jacques' first name wrong because I am a pretentious little snot", because creepy as her fic was there was at least no hint that she might really believe you can or should do anything she depicted. This guy, though ...

Not sure it's enough aloohol...

Ooh! Ooh! Dye her hair/fur blue! Or something...

This gender confusion with Naruto is really getting to me. It makes my brain hurt.

I think I might draw that last scene with Sakura and Drake... 's cute. Just for fun I started MSTing this, too. I might put it up on my DA or something, if that's okay with you. (I avoided using jokes you already used). Of course, I'd have to wait til my mom lets me have my sites back so I don't have to access them via proxy site.(Currently I'm typing this from a school computer.)

Ooh... Cherry... I made a cherry joke in my own MST. Heh.

As for the Sues... rip them apart. Please. I can't stand what they've done to Sasuke-kun. KILL THEM ALL!

...I'd vote yes to both. In my opinion, editing can't hurt unless it changes the original meaning of the text. Also, when I do get time to read it, having everything in one place would be nice. =)

You wouldn't believe it. This...I dare not call her a person, is a stain upon humanity. Her works could, literally, all be treated as crimes against humanity. And no, that is *not* an exaggeration. Let's see the crimes totaled so far, shall we?
*neon sign that says "List of Doom" pops up*
First, there is the OOCness of it all. Hmmm, Kinch the extremely heterosexual African-American male radio man, is now gay, obsessed over replacement!Hogan's hair, and fluffing pillows. And that's just the start.
Second, replacement!Hogan--Where the hell do I begin? First, there's his wife--who, if written correctly and well could be called proper fanon--who is, for some reason, in a non-Coed POW camp. She also has one kid, according to one of those travesties. Oh, and did I mention that Hogan is Patton's son, and that Patton visits a *German Stalag* regularly? So, that's Hogan who's been replaced, as well as one of WWII's greatest generals. Shall I continue, or have you seen enough to go after this girl?
Lastly, this...author-person is 13 freaking years old. Okay, not a bad thing, some 13-year-old's can be good authors--and claims to be a *fan* of Hogan's Heroes, when she doesn't even seem to grasp the ...ing concept.
I'm sorry, was that last line a little too vicious? Well, good! I was thirteen once too, and I know *more* about HH canon than she does, and, thankfully, TIRATHON HATES HER TOO! Hahaha, vindicated!!!!!
Signing off before the stress of 3 days to Avatar kills what remains of my sanity and coherency
--Honu_Wahine, the jibbering former suethor

'Cause I KNOW some of you haven't said anything yet. I hope it's not because you don't care.

I'll wait another couple of days.

~Neshomeh

Cheri it is, then.

welcome to the ppc. and oh? andho bad are they?