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At the moment 'Cheri' as a name makes me think of the previous Maou from Kyou Kara Maou: a woman who's rather free with her affections, has at least three sons by as many men, and is spending her retirement from being queen of the demons travelling the world to look for love.

Actually, that would be an awesome name for the Sakura-thing.

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Might change it to "Cheri", if you think it's too cutesy.

Glad you like the sporking!

I just read both parts. DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF LOGIC. My brain is a LOBSTER flibble wheep please insert cheese?

GAH.

... Excuse me. *leaves room; a few seconds later, loud banging noises can be heard through the wall, which is developing a suspiciously head-sized lump*

*comes back*

Okay, better.

Just one question: Cherry like the fruit? 'Cause that's awfully... well, cute. And there's cuteness overload as it is. I dunno.

Anyhow, carry on with the sporking. I think you should introduce them to Cesar Milan and/or Jo Frost, but then again, I LIKE Cesar Milan and Jo Frost, so maybe not. {= P

GAH.

~Neshomeh

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

The coconuts are alcoholic. ;)

http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/87976.html

Rated R, as before. Contains link to the first part in case anyone's not read it yet.

Renamed Sakura-bunny (we're thinking "Cherry") probably won't make a field agent, but we reckon she'd be good in the Nursery. I do think more non-assassin agents would be a good thing, everyone seems to concentrate on the "blowing stuff up" aspect and not the HQ work (obviously the blowing-up-stuff is easier to make fun, but the HQ stuff is worth a try). She needs a makeover to make her look less like Sakura in aspects other than the rabbit ears, so we'll have to work on that.

My Agents won't touch any WW2 continuum with a ten foot pole. They lived through WW2. So they can't help you, unfortunately.

Welcome to the PPC! It's always awesome to have more people who want to help in our battle against the badfic.

As a gift of welcome, please accept this bag of pebbles and this Random Shiny Object.

…including TDE. Do you want me to send it to you?

FYI, therein lies the reason why Agent Tourmaline of Intelligence had osteoporosis.

Wow, Hogan's Heroes? I know anything can be targeted by Suethors, but it somehow never occurred to me that badfic could exist for Hogan's Heroes. It's probably Sargeant Schulz's fault somehow.

Anyway, welcome to the board!

Hey, welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, and good luck PPCing!

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have a chocolate bar.

Have it eat every Sue it encounters, and videotape the results!

It also makes an excellent pet as soon as it gains its legs. *grins*

Have a C70 assault shotgun.

http://dawnbluewings.deviantart.com/art/Pidgin-127216734

That thing. They're... Useful?

Replacement-Canon characters who are so totally warped as to no longer resemble their original selves - in other words, are new characters that just happen to have the name and face of the canon in question - are qualified as kill-worthy by the DMS. However, you have to remember to find the real canon character before leaving the fic; they'll probably be stashed away in a plothole somewhere nearby. Go and read a few DMS fics, or read around on the wiki for a while, and you'll get a clearer idea :)

Thanks. I now have an almost complete set of armor, and plenty of weaponry (plus a cool sticker!), to be used when I finally beg for permission. The shield is *awesome*!
Hogan's Heroes--A brief rundown: A 60s sitcom set in a WWII Luftwaffe POW camp. The Allied prisoners run rings around the Germans, aided(unknowingly) by the Sergeant of the Guard, Schultz, and Kommandant Klink. Much speculation and an almost-flamefest free-for-all break out occasionally over the identity of Nimrod. It's good for a larf or two. *grins manaically* If you want a really funny story, and proof of my insanity(not that anyone ever needed it...) check out the multi-chapter author!insert story, "The Mary-Sue Experiments." I won a great award for "Best Development of a Character Voice." I'm so proud.
-HW

Do you really want to know the answer to that last question?
...
Well, since you asked--Not really! Let's see, there's Beanacre0's travesty, and *that* author, and...hang on a sec, 'kay? *jumps down the rabbit hole, reappears a few minutes later.*
Wow. *Blinks.* Umm, the stories aren't MS as such, but....
*Neon sign that says 'List of Doom'(TM) pops out of nowhere*
- The Cartoon Heroes series, Metoria--is it just strang writing that I can't understand, or something else?
- Hogan's Future Kids, Dragea--main character is a blatant self-insert(author avatar much? right down to the name...), along with unCanon characters(2 to 3), non-Era lingo, and ummm... Writing that seems really strange
- Escape on the Menu, Sparkshaven-- I really couldn't read this. The lack of research and writing skill, the American *woman* flying *COMBAT!!!* *curls up in a corner, jibbering madly*
- The author Hippiechick. Her stories are good, and surprisingly well-written, but the OCs don't really need to be there. Just rewrite them a little, and you've got a nice in-canon story, m'kay? I just don't like the strange, sort-of out of place OC in there, but that's just me, I guess...

Well...Like I said, most of it's just annoying, or the roles that the OC takes(hippiechick!) could easily be filled by canon characters, even the bit ones, like Olsen, or dear Sergeant Joe Wilson--who appeared but briefly, but has since taken on a life of his own.
Thankfully, we have people like Tir(WHO REALLY NEEDS TO FREAKING UPDATE!!!!), Hubbles, GSJ, and most of the authors on there. A really cool slash series is on their that's worth a look, and actually does a good job of explaining away the slashiness of it all. Ah well. The situations mostly under control. It's just the ones that have cropped up since Tir decided to quit life on the boards and give us such wonderful things as the "car mechanic analogy" and wonderfully hillarious extended reviews. Even on the minor flamefest we had a few weeks back.
-the ex-Lurker, Honu_Wahine

Don't have any. My Immortal destroyed it on me.

You can kill the Sue and replace her in just FIVE MINUTES with the NEW SOFTNOSE 3000!

*turns off cheesy advert*

I haven't seen The Dark Elf either, so a complete archive would be very helpful. As fro editing TOS, if it's olny little things, then I think it's a good idea.

I've only read the stories on Miss Cam's site. Liiinks! Liiinks for a des-per-ate MAUDLIIIIIN! Sorry.