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Response centre, probably

Yup. Proof that Sues *can* be done right, in my opinion. Though it's very, very rare.

Plus, it's freakin' NGE. When you have likeable/sympathetic characters and a really bad, mind-screwy ending, even the writers will want to make everyone happier >_>

The Hedge is useful against the Knights of Ni, should you ever encounter them.

All continua are under the protection of the PPC, really. Recently I took it to the world of Happy Tree Friends.

Feel free to take a complimentary walnut from the bowl by the door. If it starts talking to you, please ignore any advice it might give you.

I gift you a derringer pistol with garlic-soaked bullets, and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find use for them.

According to Lycaenion, it also made him sound like a necrophile, homosexual, and Oedipus Rex.

*headwalls* blood omen was also bad... somehow, he made a wooden bow in a forge... clearly didn't actually make an attempt to find out what ebony actually is... he thought it was metal and that makes less sense because you can't make a bow out of metal. But then, Jill Greenleaf already ranted and screamed about that.

Evangelion and Warhammer40k, huh? Have you read 'Shinji and Warhammer40k' yet?

Here!

http://khajidu.insanejournal.com/710.html

Feedback would be appreciated, as for agents' profiles.

Don't forget the Dr manhattan fangirls...
As for existing kinks, Rorschach/Dan... OMG my eyes my eyes... Bleepka, someone...

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Heh, thanks. And it's not Bob.

Is there anything on syntax I should be aware of? Like, for example:
[i]Attempt One[/i]
''Attempt Two''
'''Attempt Three'''

(If you're wondering, I'm trying to italicise them)

Hehe, thanks. I've not read the Twilight series, but from what I've heard having truckloads of MSes around would not surprise me. Some of the continuums I'm interested in protecting:

Left 4 Dead (There is some BAD fic out there. Apparently some people are under the misimpression that Tanks can be killed with single headshots... from pistols. Erm, no.)
Warhammer 40,000 (Because it would be fun. One of the few universes that can pretty much guarantee being capable of delivering something worse that the fic itself when called upon. It'll probably be within 5 metres too!)
Neon Genesis Evangelion (Not sure if there's much badfic out there. There is definitely SOME, though, in DIRE need of sporking and liberal application of automatic weaponry...)

As for fanfic *reccomendations*, a good list can be found here:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanFicRecommendations
It's where I go to find good fic. Incidentally, it's also where I came across PPC in the first place; there's an article on there for it already.

Meanwhile, it seems I should be trying to invest in a Bag of Holding...

Nice name. Have a winged kitten, and watch out for giant glass jars!

I am going to ask her what she thought about it tomorrow.

Here, have a couple pounds of Composition 4 plastic explosive. or C4, if you want to call it that. i don't care. you can light it on fire to cook stuff. just remember not to stomp on it if it is lit, because it will detonate. see you around.

I'm more concerned about Veidt fangirls myself. Because they'll probably be the same people as the Light Yagami fangirls.

…so have a Mark II K-9. BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or response center?

Lovely to meet you. Here, have a bag of pebbles and Random Shiny Object.

How this Board works... I assume you mean regarding writing PPC stories. Well, we have a few guidelines that we prefer people to follow.

First of all, you should hang around for a month, posting and letting everyone get to know you. Then, after that month is up, you post with basic bios of your Agents, a writing sample and a fic you'd like to take on. Then it's up to the Permission Givers to say yea or nay. If they say yea, then you can sally forth and defend Canon with pride!

And as for the Canon worlds, you can take on any one you like. We have people covering all sorts, from LOTR to Star Wars to Halo 3.

Lovely to have you here. I'm sure somebody will be along to throw the relevant links at you in a bit, they're traditional newbie-gifts.

(Ha, Tawaki, I beat you at it!)

Welcome aboard, Guessmyname. We can always use cannon fodder.

I'll grant you that this board is not very practical, but people are friendly and activity never dies.

Try away... I haven't witten the sample yet, and I'm not asking for permission before a while, so you have a little time before I PPC the thing.

It's a low-tech forum: no edits and the older posts vanish. You might want to look around the wiki if you've just read TOS. Welcome, and have a vibrospork. Good for those Jedi Sues who don't know about cortosis fiber.

And your father smelt of elderberries!

Incidentally, Luxury is coming! Hide!

I sent the author a polite PM with my secondary ff.net account- the one that does not share my name- suggesting that she take the Mary Sue litmus test and offering my help. She replied with "Hi. I took the thing you told me to and I got 164. Could you be as helpful as possible and help me come up with ideas for my future stories. I really think that you'd be really helpful and all.. BTW, do you like any of the stories I wrote so far?" and I sent her another PM containing some concrit. I'm waiting for a reply. What I'm saying here is that this person may be open to help. I think she just put the "no negative reviews" thing on because she's gotten some spam from a troll called EdwardlovesJacob, among others. So what do you think? Should we try to help her before PPCing her, or is she beyond help?