Think of the most unamused laugh in the world. Get what I mean?
Yeah, something tells me she's headed for the department of bad slash. ;]
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Testing, testing, 123 by
on 2009-03-22 23:25:00 UTC
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Check out a shiny new stereotypical agent that I've created!
Seriously, folks. Feedback is loverly.
Oh yeah. Make sure you've read up on your Thursday Next, or else you will not understand the first half of her history.
http://ariellabellas.livejournal.com/13372.html#cutid1
Weeeeell? What do you think?
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Why, hello. by
on 2009-03-22 22:32:00 UTC
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Hello! I'm new too! ...And I also roleplay! And why am I talking in exclamation points since I hate overuse of them! And I'm not a happy person in general!
Yeah. Here's some periods for you to offset that disgusting outburst of joy: ......
And have a pomelo. And red contact lenses.
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Found 'em, but it's still not letting me in. by
on 2009-03-22 22:27:00 UTC
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And I can't be bothered making Random Website Account I'll Never Use #539, so I'll just trust in my imagination. Thanks anyway. :)
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Lotsa People xD by
on 2009-03-22 22:22:00 UTC
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Thanks guys! -Looks around her- So many nice people! (And random gifts xD)
My agents would probably be based in a TARDIS X3;
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Sounds like fun. :) (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 22:06:00 UTC
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Welcome! (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 20:26:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have some lembas! (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 19:44:00 UTC
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Geordie no doubt has a way to fix it (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 19:42:00 UTC
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Blame an overenthusiastic high school chemistry teacher ... (nm) by
on 2009-03-22 19:42:00 UTC
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Re: Okay, peeps. Time to clear this up. by
on 2009-03-22 19:36:00 UTC
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Like this?
Or this?
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Sounds interesting. by
on 2009-03-22 19:32:00 UTC
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It's your Division, do whatever you want, heh. If I think of any ideas I won't get flamed for, I'll email you, but honestly it's not our place to do that. If I get any suggestions though, we'll see.
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Re: *criss-crosses Known Space with tachyon beams* by
on 2009-03-22 19:29:00 UTC
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Did you just cross the streams? You just crossed the streams, didn't you. Way to go. now we really are all dead.
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Okay, peeps. Time to clear this up. by
on 2009-03-22 19:19:00 UTC
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As you well know, kitsune106 is quite interested in the Dark Lord Geranium, his backstory, and the possibility that he should be head of the Division of Villain!Sues. This is good! He's not that annoying, and has given me a marvelous plotbunny. I am brainstorming, stainborming, stormbraining, and bormstaining ideas and random sentences which I will then staple together into a comprehensive whole, this being my normal method of writing. If anyone would like to help me with said brain things or toss me some ideas, my e-mail is gypsy_fox@hotmail.com.
Speaking of which, what do you think of the DVS flashpatches having the addition of a screaming skull which is on fire above the potted cactus?
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Welcome to the Dark Side! by
on 2009-03-22 19:08:00 UTC
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We have chai tea! It is tasty. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* We don't have much use for that here.
You may have, in adddition to the aforementioned tea, some hugs and an Internets. Use them well.
-Mad Maudlin
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First plover! by
on 2009-03-22 19:03:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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*rolls around laughing* by
on 2009-03-22 18:10:00 UTC
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Ye Gods, dear Eru, Glaurunging hell and Flaming Denethor. If we're the fandom police, then I obviously mislaid my badge.
It's for our entertainment, not other people's misery.
*goes back to laughing like a hyena*
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Laburnum gave me this idea by
on 2009-03-22 17:32:00 UTC
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A slightly modified version of the main body of "Odalisque", by the Decemberists. Starting at the first "Lazy lady" and going through to the end of the second chorus.
"...And what do we do, with ten dirty Sues, a thirty-ought full of rock salt and a warm afternoon? What do we do?"
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Welcome aboard by
on 2009-03-22 16:04:00 UTC
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First off, young one, go get yourself a hat. No one will take you seriously if you don't have a hat.
And here's some coffee. It contains sugar, cream, napalm and the soul of an orphan.
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Now, here's something I've never said before... by
on 2009-03-22 15:14:00 UTC
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...Permission half granted.
That is, permission to write Jasper Caspi is granted, but I'm afraid you're going to have to scrap Valdis. Or at the very least, tone her way, way down.
First problem: an agent does not have to care about every canon in which she finds herself, but she should at least have an undying love for one or two universes. The whole reason for being an agent is out of love for a specific canon. We're not generally "out for blood" at the PPC. The reason we hate Sues and badfic so much is that we love good stories even more.
Second problem: "Valdis has one yellow eye and one green eye, her coat is black and she has a red marking on her chest that upon closer inspection is revealed to be the Japanese symbol for death. When she is angry her eye color changes to red and the pupil disappears, a very disturbing effect."
So, let me get this straight. Your agent has unusual, multi-colored eyes that change with her mood, a "badass" Japanese marking, super special abilities, a "cool" nickname, and an attitude problem?
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I hope I don't have to tell you what's wrong with this. But if I do, please hold off writing your first mission until you've spent more time here.
Here's a good test of an agent character: does she take herself too seriously? If so, does it get hammered into her skull early on that this is a bad thing? Also, could you, the author, poke fun at this agent multiple times during the story? If not, the agent should not be in the PPC.
You do write well, so if you pair your second agent with someone else, go ahead and send me your first chapter, so I can look at it. My e-mail is araeph_aflame at yahoo dot com.
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Also, thre's another sequel which I forgot to tell you about by
on 2009-03-22 14:13:00 UTC
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/6316485/Agony-in-Pink-2-A-New-Ending-by-Dark-Ranger
This is an AU version (set in a later season) in which Kimberly is tortured to death by Katherine, who in the end, turns Tommy into her lover and plans to turn both him and Billy evil. Oh, and she's now a megalomainiac.
PS: I know the PPC's not just about smut, but I feel the need to notify you about this monstrosity, also the Character Derailment is just...evil.