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... having that number of fetishes is perfectly normal among furry characters, though generally their authors actually INTEND them to be there.

Also made him sound like a rapist. I quote, "now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt before but with oh so much more intensity". And apart from his list of weird paraphilias, he must also have the lung capacity of a whale to be able to say all that in one breath.

I believe the others have already said everything you need to know, so I'll just scare you with a VERY LARGE HINT that the DMS is the best department to work in (as well as the most in need of new blood agents.

some of the anti-Twilight stuff at Anti-Shur'tugal?

Anti-Shur'tugal is dedicated mainly to Inheritance sporking, but there's also some good Twilight sporking. I haven't read either series, but I still love to read people rant against it.

Well, I didn't want to risk having a future Agent screaming in the Marquis de Sod's office... Certain risks are not worth taking. And I don't want an Agent banging his head on the much too small RC's walls either. Maybe if they prove themselves they can keep the TARDIS...

Mmm mmmm mmm. Nothing like hot, steamy, Fullmetal Alchemist badfic. May I present, "Newbies."

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/122621

This one stuck out for a number of reasons, mostly the premise. OK, so, the US Senate makes a law so that there are now ten deadly sins, and apparently, this means the Homunculi need to go recruiting. So they bring the Sue and her cat from our world to theirs, and turn them into Homunculi.

Homunculi being what they are, this might be a pretty hard kill.

What if you didn't give it to the agent in question right away, but let him or her spend a few missions in an RC, wanting a TARDIS? Maybe there's a shortage for some reason--maybe the Doctor Who continuum called and asked for most of them back, since the Crisis has been over for some time now. I wonder what he or she would do in order to get one. It would be interesting to read about that. {= )

~Neshomeh, who also thinks that instant gratification is no fun.

Just type your name in the "author" bar every time you post. It's easier. Unfortunately, this also means that trolls can impersonate us when they want to, but the real Boarder will eventually come along and smack the impostor poster with a wet noodle.

My brother Zotz plays it. He hasn't been to the Board in a while because he spends all his time on the computer playing the computer game, and all his time off the computer painting his models. Or eating. Or sleeping.
I've read some of the books. Reading is cheap, especially when Zotz buys the books because he is so obsessed and then I steal them because I am so sneaky. Mwahaha!
I've read Twilight.
Don't read Twilight.
Gary-Stu gets Mary-Sue pregnant, despite the fact that he actually has no blood... Major biology FAIL! And every day, someone new is surprised that I don't like Twilight, because- OMG! She wears black! She must like Twilight! OMG! Aargh. Okay, rant over.

That html is used, not bbc (I think that's the code for message boards like invisionfree).

Welcome, by the way.

It's not yet up, but profiles and sample are on my InsaneJournal

http://khajidu.insanejournal.com

You can fool them with the Hedge into thinking it's a shrubbery. It provides a distraction while you slip away. You see, they haven't decided yet whether a Hedge is a type of shrubbery or vice versa.

Awesome. Good luck to ye, and send me a link when it's up!

But won't they be wanting shrubberies?

Eek!

Whoops, the above post was me

Again, this was posted by me. Forgot to log in >_>

Why thank you. Fear not, I know the walnut will never threaten to stab me

Response centre, probably

Yup. Proof that Sues *can* be done right, in my opinion. Though it's very, very rare.

Plus, it's freakin' NGE. When you have likeable/sympathetic characters and a really bad, mind-screwy ending, even the writers will want to make everyone happier >_>

The Hedge is useful against the Knights of Ni, should you ever encounter them.

All continua are under the protection of the PPC, really. Recently I took it to the world of Happy Tree Friends.

Feel free to take a complimentary walnut from the bowl by the door. If it starts talking to you, please ignore any advice it might give you.

I gift you a derringer pistol with garlic-soaked bullets, and a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find use for them.

According to Lycaenion, it also made him sound like a necrophile, homosexual, and Oedipus Rex.

*headwalls* blood omen was also bad... somehow, he made a wooden bow in a forge... clearly didn't actually make an attempt to find out what ebony actually is... he thought it was metal and that makes less sense because you can't make a bow out of metal. But then, Jill Greenleaf already ranted and screamed about that.

Evangelion and Warhammer40k, huh? Have you read 'Shinji and Warhammer40k' yet?