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Well, it's not bleach and aspirin, but apparently this stuff can erase bad memories. Weird.

Not sure if any of these have been PPC'd

Frey
Found alone in a storm. Fourteen year old Frey seems to know alot about aliens. The torchwood team allow her to join them but what other secrets is she hiding?

She's the Master's daughter in Cardiff.

Torchwood Mystic Storm
This is my first fan fic story. All characters you recognize from Torchwood are Russel T. Davis any others are my own made-up characters.

Jack/OC and OC/OC. Hotaru, computer whizkid, been working for Tochwood for two years since graduating from college. Is sleeping with Jack and Kelly Rose. Kelly Rose, her roommate, cook and friend with benefits. Poor punctuation and grammar.

Trapped
What would happen if the world was sudden infected by an alien disease that killed everyone? And then by some ill fated accident, members of the torchwood team fell through a crack in time to this world? Would they survive? Eventual TorchwoodXDoctorWho

Earth Shock The Electric Feel
A new member of the Torchwood team suddenly shows up. an old friend of Jack's with something, or someone in common. Aurora has an interesting past, and present. rated M for bad langugae and sexual content. Please rate and review. ENJOY!

Hmm… I'll take the first one.

"Don't call me Doc." -- The Doctor, The Time Meddler.

"If the review on FF.net was good and the other one was horrible, I'd assume it had plenty of smut."

I presume you meant AFF instead of FF?

I hate computers! On the library computer, I can't get onto the Subreality thing because it 'exceeds the weighted phrase limit' whatever the hell that is. On the school computer, it won't let me onto the Archive thing. *rips out hair in frustration*

I just skimmed the fics. First one has a run on sentence problem, but didn't seem too horrid. Basic "Doctor Who is not a TV show it's real" premise. Would be interesting to investigate whether what that means for PPC agents that step into such a fic.

Second one: I stopped reading when Jackie yelled at Rose something about wanting to get married after a year, but having a 13 year old daughter to think of. Uh, is this Rose who wants to get married to human!Doctor? Then how did 21 year old Rose get a 13 year old daughter?
No wait, don't answer that. Just kill it.

Third one: too short. Just leave it a critical review. That will kill it.

Do you want to take any of these on yourself? I've noticed your rather prolific. If not, I may want to take my chances for brain damage on the second fic.

The first one isn't quite so bad as the others, but they certainly seem bad enough to PPC. Although you might have trouble with that third one iven it's so short.

Yup, remember you too. I kinda hope I can poke my head back in from time to time whenever I need a little snarky pick-me-up. I guess eventually I may need to leave it to the new generation, lest I turn into the next Bast. xD

Are these bad enough to PPC? I'm not entirely sure, but I for one don't like them.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4844157/1/DoctorWhoJustalike

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4796291/1/mileysstory">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4796291/1/mileys_story

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4864846/1/Thief

I have OA's email, but I'll need yours if you want me to send it, if that's okay.

These fics come with a reward. Negotiable, starting at 250,000 zenny minimum, and to be paid in large, excessively sparkly, and very valuable refractors.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4668415/1/PastToPresent
Past to Present by mermaid999girl
Rated M - yaoi rapefic
Battle Network-verse
"A past world left it's scars on our hero and now he has to suffer from them, will anybody help him or will he die from the sheer volume? sorry i'm still not good at summaries rated M for rape and other mature things Proto/Mega"

I have something against rapefic. I just do. Anyway, this one is terrible - spelling, grammar, summary, and just about everything else.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3495858/1/WhenDoratheExplorerAttacks
When Dora the Explorer Attacks by MegaxRoll4eva
Rated T
"What will happen when a spanish foot-ball headed girl, her monkey friend, and more kiddie shows attack the totally awesome show of Megaman? Chaos of course!"

Someone, get this freakish mega-crossover out of the canon! Dora, Barney, Naruto, and probably a bunch of other things... And Dora talks like Gollum at least once. 500,000 zenny guaranteed for a kill.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4499738/1/Xultimateshowdown
X ultimate showdown by tron50
Rated T
eight robot masters 1 per game up to 8 defned Whily's new creation a ultimate robot

This is just plain bad. I'm getting serious Squirrelking-ish vibes from the writing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3643707/1/TeiselsNewLook
Teisel's New Look by Steffie1
Rated T
Legends-verse
"Mega Man Legends: Imagine waking up in the morning and finding out you suddenly have a new look? Now, imagine how I felt when that happened to me? All reviews are welcomed"

Figures. When I find Legends fic, it turns out to be bad. Author, leave Teisel and Glyde alone. They don't deserve this. Not even Glyde, and he's a complete arse.

I just felt like putting up some random extremely valuable shinies for these. While I have no idea whether Agents can receive payment from the person who reported a badfic they killed, shinies are shinies. Also, large gravity-defying crystals can be used for decoration anyway.

I might be able to beta. I'm a pretty good proofreader.

If no one else volunteers, I'm pretty sure I could help make it at least legible. :) I'm hardly up to Cassie's level, but I should be able to assist a little.

Hello, everyone, bet y'all thought ya'd never hear from me again (*waits for the chorus of "damn"s and "it's him again"s to stop*). I'm getting pretty darn sick of this first mission of mine, as I'm sure y'all are getting sick of waiting for it, which is fine 'cause none of y'all are gonna read it anyway! :P Seriously though, I'm pretty much wrapping it up, but neither of my usual betas are available! So if anybody would mind giving it a beta for me before I put it on, I'd much appreciate it. At the least I'd owe you a favour. :P So, yeah, any takers?

In which Alex and Drental do Ko Sai's job for her.

http://hungryugolino.livejournal.com/1564.html

I would assume what it indicated was just the level of smut in the piece, more than the relative intelligence of FF.net reviewers or AFF reviewers. If the review on FF.net was good and the other one was horrible, I'd assume it had plenty of smut. If it were the other way around, I'd assume it had one of those cliffhanger-smut endings, where you suggest the smut but never actually get into it. That would make most AFF denizens mad, I think. :D

I want to read this at least once.

At archive.org. Looks like it has a perfectly good archive copy of the site, if you can't find where it moved to.

Now with ultra-violent zombie action, the only thing that could possibly make this book better! YES!

I had no idea. And I wish I could go, but being in New Zealand, the plane fare alone would triple my costs. And that's close to exam week. So sorry, but no. You guys have fun!

I would love to go but I would have already blown my money on Otakon the week before. Have fun!