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The greatest book title ever? Yes. Yes it is.

Whether the book itself is so great I have no idea, but I definitely know that this is a book I will be buying for people just to see their reactions. Basically it's 'Pride & Prejudice' with zombie scenes inserted. I'm trying to decide whether to be amused or, as an Austen fan, affronted.

Here is an article with details. Poor Miss Austen is turning in her grave.

www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7847/title,Pride-and-Prejudice-and-Zombies/

1. I will not blow up canon planets.
   -Even if they're populated by Canon Sues.

879) I will not use Kurotsuchi Mayuri's Super Human formula to incapacitate a Sue before assassination. Torture is not allowed.

880) I will not dance down the corridors singing 'I Am What I Am' at full volume.
-Especially if my singing voice has been likened to a car being crushed.

881) I must not spike Edward Cullen's animal blood with human blood.

882) I will not set up a death match between a Twilightverse vampire and any incarnation of Wolverine, Lady Deathstrike or X-23.

883) I will not start or participate in Pokemon battles in the corridors of HQ.

884) If I am ever in the Pokemonverse for a mission, I will not seek out Ash or any of his friends for a Pokemon battle.
- Unless it is to distract them from the assassination of a Sue.
- Likewise, I will only challenge Sues to Pokemon battles in order to distract them from my partner's approach from behind.

885) I will not disguise myself as a Goa'uld if the majority of the fic takes place in the SGC.
- On the same note, disguising myself as a Wrath in Atlantis is also a bad idea.

now we just have to figure out where to go form here. who wants to do the tech's technobabble?

1. I will not substitute Twilightverse vampires for their incidentally-named kin in any other continuum.
   - Nor will I leave agents who are unfamiliar with Meyers' vampires alone with a TwiVampireSue and a stake.
   - Or garlic.
   - It will not end well.
   
   876. I will not recruit canon characters to make difficult kills for me. - Agent Iza
   
   878 a. My disguise generator is a sensitive piece of equipment and so I will not whack it against my console when it 'accidentally' gives me fur.
   - Or feathers.
   - Fangs are acceptable.
   
   878 b. My console is a sensitive piece of equipment and so I will not hit it with any random objects when it fails to give me a brain-safe mission.
   - Or a secret holiday to my paradise of choice.

Courtesy the Tangled Webs site

This includes everything by myself, Neshomeh, Laburnum and Ansela, and all except one post by Kitsune. The material by Ugolino and Heliomance isn't included, as it isn't part of the main thread as yet, and also doesn't have pictures to go with it.

I've done a minimum amount of editing, mostly to a) put everything into the past tense, and b) introduce consistancy by making Naomi "he" and Drake "she" in all narration. Dialogue references have been left as they are. I've also adjusted the spelling (although one word left me stumped -- the DORKS "phrapped" and I have no idea whether that's what was intended, so I've left it) and punctuation in places.

I will be taking the pictures and storing them on the Tangled Webs image host, but haven't done so yet, so try not to delete anything. And, Laburnum, if you're reading, I know there's some difficulties concerning use of Stormsong and Skyfire, so if it's a problem we can either edit the story or take it down. It's not linked in to the site, so at present it's just all together for convenience.

hS

Agent pads is a smoker. a chian smoker it seems. do we really want to blow up on of her beloved cigarrettes?

I think that it will be fine if she doesn't. Mandalorian assassins work to supress their feelings don't they? And if she really doesn't care then there she wouldn't need bleeprin.

Shoot staight and run fast

Drake looks around and heads for teh meat, smelling it, and then stabbing a piece of it with his combat spork and tasting it.

Naomi sighed, and walked over to Entropy.
"Greetings. I'm Naomi, and that fuzzball is drake, and DRAKE!!!!!! get away from...."
*splash*
Drake had leaned against a barrel, knocked it back, landed on it and shattered it, landing in the rum.

"Errrrrr, ATTENTION ALL AGENTS DO NOT KILL MY PARTNER!!!!"

Drake in the meantime had turned from himself into a small fox, albiet a sparkly, glittery fox with LARGE CUTE EYES, a heart shaped nose and a bow. in other words, a CAF

I am confused, the OC isn't physically present? I send you all the luck i can live without. Use it well :)

Shoudl we start it here, the annoyance here? I have a good idea of how to start it, adn what caused it.

*evil laughter*

1. I must remember that during the PPC's Quidditch matches, that accidentally taking out Lux is not a good idea. It only makes her think she likes you.
   
   872. I will not genderbend agents in the hall, it ust confuses them.
   
   873. I will not induce mass genderbedning of PPC HQ just to see if it will work on the flowers.
   - Do we even want to find out what would happen?
   
   874. I will not give agent Pads any exploding cigarettes, especially if i value my life.

"NOW CE-LEB-RATE! NOW JU-BIL-ATE! RE-JOICE!"

1. Chucky and Talky Tina must never be allowed to meet.
   865. Shockeye and Pac-Man must never be allowed to meet.
   866. I will not create holograms of macroviruses in the corridors.
   -If I do, I understand that I thoroughly deserve whatever the other Agents do to me.
   867. I will not steal Narsil/Andúril.
   868. I will not unleash Furries in Watership Down.
   -Or Redwall Abbey.
   869. I will not goad anyone into fisticuffs with a Dalek.
   -Except a Mary Sue.
   870. I will not goad a Ghostling into fisticuffs with anyone.
   -Except if said Ghostling is a Mary Sue.

And to help you fight the squirrels (they're EVIL), have a red-tailed hawk. Has a phobia of smaller birds, though.

Will your Agents be based in a Response Center or a TARDIS?

Angry Black Cats? I don't think we want that much of a crisis on our hands. {= P

I think we're set with contaminated DORKS + contaminated portal = genderbender epidemic. It sounds to me like a question of hunting Drake down, finding everything that went into causing the problem, and putting it together in the right way.

My main question was, which agents are getting involved with the main thrust of events? Nume and Ilraen are.

Also, who's getting a cameo? FicPsych in general might make an appearance. DMS Agents Derik and Earwig might appear for the lulz.

~Neshomeh

Some of the party drinks kind of scare me. We're not supposed to remember this party afterwards, are we?

The scene is RC 8.3145. Bowls of assorted corn chips, marshmallows and chocolates are scattered on any available horizontal surface, while a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles graces the console. In one corner, Agent Logan is roasting meat on a impromptu rotisserie constructed from a Elven polearm and a box of Suethor flames. On the opposite wall, Agent Entropy is putting the finishing touches on a bleepolate fountain. Many barrels of bleeprum are in evidence

Well, I turn 23 tomorrow, and by my calculations, around about four years ago (give or take a week) is when I started on the Board.

So, in celebration, the good folk of ESAS are hosting a party in RC 8.3145. All agents (and boarders for that matter) are invited.

Elcalion, festive (and Logan and Entropy too)

I give you a black plastic spork, stolen from Taco Bell like the rest of my collection. It's handy for sporking 'Sues, and also gouging your eyes out if necessary.

makethechipmunksgoawaymommyidunlikechipmunkspleasepleasemommythechipmunksgonnagetmeohnomommypleasesavemeeggdoesnothingmakeitallgoawaymommypleasemakeitstopthechipmunkschipmunkschipmunks

I giveth you an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks eggs, spambots, and author wraiths! Use it for good, not evil, blah blah blah.

Enjoy your stay and watch out for the homicidal cucumbers. Garden vegetables aren't all that trustworthy.