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~Neshomeh, reviving an old tradition.

Pretty good in the thinking, Very Bad when you carry it out.

"It seemed like a pretty good idea at the time..."

The English language, it flails~

I hope I'm not disrupting any storyline you've got planned too much by reporting this though. Still, glad to see you're interested.

So much so, in fact, that I'm not actually going to click those links sober.

We won't be the only agents. The first DMP agent is in the process of obtaining his backstory, and will be accompanied by Trojie and Pads to learn the ropes. Then, hopefully, Trojie will get a break from the mpreg horrors. Pads, on the other hand, seems remarkably unperturbed by them, so we shall see. Of course, we'll be the only ones writing for the DMP, but presumably everyone else has more sense.

Ladi's Name
Summary /prompt : SGA # 8. Ronon/Male of your choice - Satedan biology is a little different than ours M/M, MPreg


2.473 billion to one
There was a 2.473 billion to one chance of it happening. Rodney discovers that John is good at beating the odds... McShep Anal, Angst, AU/AR, COMPLETE, H/C, MPreg, Oneshot


I suppose that you and Trojie would be the first, and possibly only, Agents to populate it.

Hiya! Welcome to the PPC! *gives you bleeprin* You'll be needing it...

Although I think it may be time to create the Division of Mpreg as part of the DBS.

…I'll just move up the discovery of what ails Five of Six to near the end of Weapon of Atlantis or the beginning of this, move Dustin from the picture for a bit, and have Tawaki working with someone else briefly.

of AFF. The LotR section was bad enough. And I only went there because I wanted to go check to see if one of the five decent Bleach yaoi fics had been updated.

Oh, damn you morbid curiosity. I found a Ronon Mpreg on the very first page. And a McShep one. You want the links?

If there is a silver lining, it's that at least I won't have to trawl the Pit myself for a while. Thank you. I think. I shall add them to the Unclaimed Badfic list forthwith, and then go cry in a corner.

We'd like (read: I'd like) to tackle some SGA badslash, but I'm still debating the merits of tackling Moments Sacred and Profance and bringing the wrath of the McBeck shippers down on us, and my brief meander to the Pit proved just one thing: my brain blocks out the horror of the summaries and doesn't actually let me click links to any stories on the Pit these days. So if you fancy finding us some truly horrible SGA badslash that would be much appreciated.

A new pet
Glorfindel is finally old enough to have his own pet M/M
Glorfindel/Erestor, Ecthelion/Lindir, master/slave (well, owner/pet) relationships, drunk!abusive!Glorfindel, random!love rival, an elleth captain called 'Genius'. Not porny, but still OOC and extremely AU.

Night Flowers
Thranduil travels to intercept his son, instead he finds something to ease his heart in troubled times. Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, OC, Oral, SoloM
Thranduil/Erestor, slutty!Erestor, Thranduil leaving Mirkwood shortly after the start of the Quest to travel to Imladris, unnecessary Elvish.

Silver Strings
Haldir visits Imladris, Lindir benfits. HJ, M/M
Haldir/Lindir, from reading it it seems like Imladris elves are not trained in archery because Lindir thinks archers are exotic and arousing, past Elrond/Gil-galad (but Celebrian is not forgotten about either), more unnecessary Elvish.

Searching Through Forbidden Leaves
Young Aragorn has been warned to never enter Mirkwood. However he is determined to find out why and with that comes consequences. Aragorn/Legolas, Aragorn/Haldir M/M, Lemon, Anal, AU, Oral, Slash, WIP
AU does not excuse this. Arathorn/Thranduil WTF?

A Father's Responsibilities
Elrond decides to teach his sons the error of their ways! M/M, BDSM, Inc, Oral, Rim, Slash I repaired the problem at the end of chapter 3. The full chapter is now up!!
I believe the summary gives you all the indication of OOCness needed.

Handcuffs
Sex Language, PWP, Slash, Anal, Bond, Rim
Yes, that is the entire summary. Aragorn/Legolas, Aragorn somehow managing to sneak into Legolas' bedroom and restrain him with handcuffs, handcuffs are now 'horrid and somewhat cruel' and 'cruel and sadistic'. How are potentially violent and dangerous prisoners restrained if not through the use of shackles?

Ringspell
The Fellowship takes a detour into Mirkwood, where dark secrets are revealved about their Elven companion... Angst, Language, WIP, Slash, Inc, Anal, H/C, Lime, N/C, Oral
Huh? Maybe DOGA might want this one actually. WTF is Gandalf doing there after they've passed through Lorien?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4430707/1/TheJokersDestini
Author: StarlightSparkles

Destini is a happy girl, seventeen, living on her own.The Joker is a twisted villain. Everyone has a history&secrets even the happiest of people can be sad, especially Destini. On top of her emotional battles, how will she handle being The Jokers hostage?
Batman Begins - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 7-28-08

I felt like doing something useful for the board, so I went around looking for some badfics to report, and this is one of the ones I came across. It updated recently, but I don't know if that would be a problem. I searched through the Complete PPC Fiction list and the missions I could find, didn't see this one anywhere. Grammar's surprisingly competent in some parts, but it's still a really stupid fic, especially since the Joker keeps bizarrely jumping between in character and out of it (character, I mean). DMS or DoF agents might have some fun with it, though I don't know how many people here are Batman fans or at least know the continuum well, just figured I'd report it and see if anyone wants it. Putting it on the wiki's Unclaimed Badfic list too, just to be sure.

Your ideas sound interesting, but it'd be better to save them for later. For things like agent bios and writing samples, it's best to stay simpler, more like summaries. If either of them are too massively long or detailed the PG won't be able to get through it, and overall it's just far more information than actually needed in the bio case. If you want to work with both it could be a good idea to make a more detailed version, but keep it to yourself for reference and make a more summarized version for your actual permission attempt. And as Neshomeh said, I'm sorry but using the PPC like you stated in an original fic probably wouldn't be allowed, especially since it's owned property.

Your ideas are fascinating, Ciri, but just a bit too complex. Stick to the simple, at least for now. *feels very bad for saying this... but says it nonetheless*

but what's DMF&F?

...that fic sounds terrible from the summary. x]

A) I'm just awesome that way.

B) I had a whole list of Very Bad Ideas already, and I thought it was a pretty good one.

C) One of my friends can never leave scissors lying around after watching "The Hand". Apparently there's a scene where the title character (or rather, disembodied body part) takes a pair of scissors lying around on the countertop and kills someone with it. x]

1. Long enough to give an idea of your skill level and style, but not very long. A couple of pages, maybe?
   
   2. Missions take as long as it takes to gather enough charges to make a kill/exorcism or fix whatever needs fixing. Agents could return minutes after they left if they wanted to, but I would think that existing in two places at once tends to get stressful after awhile.
   
   3. If you're planning on getting stuff published, I wouldn't mention the PPC in it. First of all, the PPC is a borrowed idea. We're allowed to play with it online by the grace of its creators, but publishing and making money with it is another thing. Second, good luck explaining the PPC to your agent/editor/publisher. Short answer: no.
   
   ~Neshomeh

Possessed » by Ascafennasiel

While in the way to success of the fellowship, Legolas starts to act very odd. He starts being disloyal to his friends on and off, and seems to loose control of his mind and body. Whats happening to the elf?
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-2-03 - Published: 1-1-03

I don't usually go hunting for badfic, but I came across this looking for a fic with the same name surveyed in one of Architeuthis' Intelligence reports. (That one seems to be missing.) This fic... made me laugh. A lot. It contains a non-canon location, non-canon plant life, Unicorns, mini-Balrogs, and rampant OOCness. Should provide a fun little mission for someone, whether it be DOGA, DMF&F, or whatever.

~Neshomeh