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Well, that's a lie, there is a very SMALL amount of fandom knowledge required, and that is this: Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, hates being called "short". Or "small". Or "tiny". Or any other such synonyms. And this character trait apparently carried over to his minis.

When Good Walks Go Bad: In which Joyce doesn't know what to do, Singsong laughs hysterically, Brenden is unfortunate (as usual), Anjilly ignores her partner, Library is worried, JF is slightly confused, FullMetal is livid, and All is the only one with any sort of power over his not-quite-brother-but-close-enough-to-it

*offers homemade oatmeal cookies* Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for the sake of others. Most of us can't tell up from down anymore. Don't worry, these cookies are the arsenic proof batch--I think...*goes to check*

I know nothing about the Deku Tree or the Legend of Zelda, but I DO know about bonfires! So I'm voting for that! Agent Anjilly would bring s'more fixings! And Agent Brenden would...yeah, let's not give him any ideas...

1. I will not go to the Calvin and Hobbes continuum to bring back boxes of chocolate frosted sugar bombs.
   -Even if I do, I will not sell it to my fellow agents.
   -Even if I could get an awful lot of cash.
   -The last thing we need are a bunch of homicidal maniacs hyped up on sugar bouncing about HQ.
   
   832. If any of my assorted technological gadgets are not working properly, I will refrain from portalling to the Happy Days continuum to ask Fonzie to hit it and make it work again.
   -That’s what DoSAT is for.
   
   833. If my universal translator has gone on the fritz, I will not “borrow” C-3PO from Star Wars.
   
   834. I will not replace any of the characters from The Tale of Peter Rabbit with those from Watership Down.
   -Nor will I do the same using any other Beatrix Potter characters and those from Redwall and/or Narnia.
   
   835. I will not ask the new recruits to check outside and tell me what the weather’s like.
   
   836. I will not make a wish using any of Captain Dandy’s Weeds.
   
   837. If my remote activator is broken, I will not attempt to get out of a fic by clicking my heels together three times and saying, “There’s no place like home.”
   -My parents would not be amused if my partner and I suddenly appeared in the living room covered in glitter, carrying weapons, and dragging a Sue corpse.
   
   838. I will not discuss Feanor’s “family jewels”.
   
   839. I will refrain from decorating my RC with vases filled with flowers.
   -Particularly freshly-cut ones.
   -It doesn’t matter if they weren’t sentient to begin with.
   

The question would be, what is the phosphorescent molecule?

Beer making involves turning sugar into ethanol. If the phosphoresance depends on the sugar, or even the sugar concentration, then, after a while the mixture would stop glowing.

The byproduct of making ethanol is CO2. Generally that will also kill any phosphoescent properties of anything until it is released. I chan go into an energy level diagram and molecules, but that would be a little too technical.

Leto, chem geek

Alright, sorry. Must've missed that, heh. I'll try to figure something out then, or at least try again earlier than I planned. Thanks.

So I'm making a roleplaying character, and I came across something that I'd like to know. Is there anything in the beer-making process that would cause a phosphorescent ingredient to stop glowing?

Just a few I thought of off the top of my head. I'll probably expand on it later, too.

822. I will not bring Solid Snake into HQ.
-Not even to win a bet that the Security Dandelions are smarter than Genome Soldiers.
-In fact, under no circumstances should any MGS canon be informed about the PPC or allowed into HQ, especially Solid Snake or Ocelot. They're too dangerous and it'd ... up the canon anyway.

823. Hiding grasshoppers in the Marquis de Sod's desk to ambush him when he sits down was only funny the first time. DIA will arrest me if I repeat the stunt on him or any other Flower.

824. I will refrain from rigging a new recruit's console to play No-Drool videos when they try to see their mission.

825. Likewise, I won't rig a new recruit's disguise generator to only disguise them from the waist down. Pranks like that can get people killed.

826. I will not steal Jabba the Hutt's Rancor for the purpose of feeding Sues to it.
-Or, for that matter, any other crime lord's pet monster.
-Not even if I give it back.

827. I will not try to trick agents into destroying their own TARDIS by rigging it's chameleonic circuit to always make said TARDIS look like the fic's Sue.

828. Switching the Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch League's bats with swords just as the lights go out is never allowed.

829. I understand that stealing Agent Murtagh's fedora and hiding it under Luxury's bed will get me shot.

830. I am not to spike Bruce Wayne's coffee with antidepressants and/or LSD to see if that makes him stop dressing like a bat and beating up criminals.

Just a question first, if that's okay. When does this expire? I'm asking because, while I'm interested, I don't have Permission yet and therefore my agents don't technically exist yet (and while I do have their bios and stuff, I don't know if I'd be allowed to request for this without it anyway. It's not a mission, but having agents implies having a spinoff, which you do need it for. A bit of a hazy area), and I was going to try again either late November or early December (before Christmas). Naturally, if the offer expires before that, I would be up the creek without a paddle, so I just thought I would ask, thank you for your time.

Wowza! Egg whisks, chainswords, hats, medication, firearms and glomps. This is definitely the warmest welcome I've had in a long time - I feel right at home already *grin*. I see those whisperings of boarders trying to give you things were not unfounded ;)

As to much agent specific stuff - department and such, although it would be fairly safe to say I'd be using an ordinary Response Centre.

I haven't come totally without knowledge though, I've read TOS and have browsed the wiki a whole lot. And yes *shuddeR* I have experience Legendary Badfics, though the summaries were quite enough to dissuade me from them. With that thought in my head, that bleeprin may come in handy very soon.

-This does not apply to Agent Stormsong, or any other agents who were professional bards before joining. I will not be counted among that number without written proof, so I should stop trying.

Hiya! Welcome! I give you a coxcomb, which is a sort of silly hat.

1. Even if a Sue claims to be able to restore it, I will not break Son Goku's diadem and release his full powers.
   -The Seiten Taisei was sealed by Heaven for a reason, do not test that reason.
   
   817. I will not permit Sha Gojyo and Kyouraku Shunsui to ever meet.
   -Or any other pair of womanising perverts who haven't already met in canon.
   
   819. Likewise, Cho Hakkai and Unohana Retsu are forbidden from becoming acquainted. Separately they're scary, together they could take over the multiverse.
   
   820. I will not introduce Hanabusa Aidou to Edward Cullen
   -Not even if I think Idol-sama Aidou is the only vampire allowed to sparkle in the daylight.
   -In fact, mixing Vampire Knight and Twilight vampires is forbidden, period.
   -We don't want to know which side would be offended and start fighting first.
   -Nor do we want to know who would win said fight.
   
   821. I will not keep any pets capable of consuming me in one bite.
   -Two bites is also not acceptable.
   -Not even if they are herbivorous.

It got spontaneously aborted in a rather unpleasant manner because of the location of the plothole containing the real Mariel. Yes, it was where you're thinking it was. Fitting for such a gross story, but not at all fun for the agents to watch.

810.) I will not, under any circumstances, asking Professors Oak, Elm, Birch or Rowan about their Pokeballs.
...Likewise, I will not ask Ash Ketchum or Gary Oak.
...In fact, no Pokeball jokes are to be made in front of
any character from the Pokemon Continua.

811.) I will not mention the fact that all Pokemon come from eggs in front of Trojie.
...If I do, I get to reason just how a sheep can hatch from an egg fully grown.

812.) High School Musical is about just that, a high school musical. I am not to attempt to turn it into the PPC Musical.
...Nor will spontaneous fits of song and dance be accepted.

813.)Just because male Sims can get impregnated by aliens isn't reason enough to encourage male agents to use a telescope at every chance.
...And if they DO get kidnapped and impregnated, I will be held liable for mental trauma for both father and child.

814.)The Keyblade is NOT one of the Keys to the Kingdom.
...And if I do have a Keyblade, I will not insist on being named after a day of the week.

815.)Using the fact that the timestream of HQ is quirky isn't reason to hand in reports late.
...In fact, using that reasoning, the reports were actually due in two days before the mission started.

Agents Arti, Liadan and Lunac are up for it. If you're needing canonical magic, they've got a few copies of Din's Fire in their RC, along with Fire Arrows and the like. The perks of being in the Video Gaming Department...
But yes, anyway, all three are highly familiar with the LoZ continua, so they can help with whatever you need.

*grabs flamethrower, matches, napalm and marshmallows.*

You have Ansela and Risa's support for the burning of this giant tree.

And Crispin would love to help. He is a former DOGA agent, after all. Burning is his favorite pastime.

806.) You will not take Mini-Sandworms to the Amazon.
-Or the Nile
-Or the Elemental Plane of water
-Or any place with even a pond of water.

807.) Lelouch Lamperouge, Kitty Jones, and Yomiko Readman have nothing in common except that they fight an AU version of the British Empire. So don't try putting them together.

808.) You will not put Luxury and Maeluwien together in a room to see what happens.

809.) If you come from the Warhammer 40k universe and are a Space Marine, you will not go "Die Xenos!" and kill anyone who looks vaugely like an Eldar.
-Or anything else that isn't a Sue.

Bathing in it made the skin invulnerable.

After Thanksgiving, that is. x]

But I'm going to put this pressie offer up for all my fellow PPC buddies--I'd like to draw your Agents or yourself as a Christmas present! Simply put whether you'd like a pic of you, your Agents, or you with your Agents. Give me a description, or better yet, links to any existing images.Then specify whether you'd like color or not. After that, put down if you'd like me to do icons off of the pic and with what sayings. Finally, drop off your email if you want me to send it to you personally.

If anyone want the original pic, email me at lilywinterwood@gmail.com with your address. I swear I will just use that for sending you shinies and piccies. Really.

~Lily Winterwood

Posted here originally.

Here, have a graduated cylinder and a mini-glomp from some fiery mini-Balrogs and mini-Dragons.

And I'd give you burn salves if I had them. x]

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~Enelya