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Welcome! I suppose you don't need warnings about how crazy things are here, so I'll just get right down to competing with Trojie for recruition - the Department of Mary Sues could always use new people.

The others have already said or given you everything very important... except rabies. Beware of July; when you greet the next newbie, don't usurp her Link Giving authority. 'tis Dangerous - and yes, that capital was intended.

Bah, I ramble. Welcome! *glomps*

…with the requisite temporal cruk-ups. I don't know where to start looking.

Burning's the best option here, the tree's pretty much warped to the point of not being the Deku Tree anymore. Technically I can't drop by with agents yet, but I'll definitely read it.

...I believe I remember this 'fic. I'd burn it. That's NOT the Deku Tree.

And so Agents Zach and Sara will bring the chips and salsa. XDDD

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

And I vote burniness.

Because...because...um... fire? Yes. Because FIRE.

*is incoherent at 3am~*

*shoves bleeprin and bleepka at you* Dunno why no one mentioned these yet...chances are you'll need 'em before long...

Welcome to the board! ^_^

BTW, will your Agents be stationed in a response center or a TARDIS?

I am not allowed to use PPC technology in order to win bets on horse races in the Real World.

I am not allowed to swap Rose from Doctor Who for 'Belle de Jour' from 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'. It would leave both of them VERY confused.
- Incidentally, even if I am a French-speaking Agent, I am not allowed to kidnap Belle and bitch at her about the fact that she spells her assumed last name 'de Jour' rather than 'du Jour'.

I am not allowed to send the misprinted Kama Sutra edition from the xkcd comic 'Mistranslations' (http://www.xkcd.com/414/) to the Department of Bad Slash.
- They've already seen it.
- They'd rather badficcers didn't get hold of it.
- And it would probably be best to keep it away from Agent Luxury, too.

Putting Faithful from the Song of the Lioness Quartet and Gaspode the Wonder Dog from the Discworld in the same room is a bad idea. Either they'll try and kill each other or they'll end up plotting.

No matter what he says, Mr. Wednesday of 'American Gods' is NOT an ally of the PPC, or an old friend of the Great Goddess Bast.
- It would be well to remember that Bast of 'American Gods' is not the same person as the PPC's Bast, either.


I am not allowed to use PPC technology in order to go back in time and insert 'write canon slash!' subliminal messages into J.K. Rowling's mind.
-Or Tolkien's mind.
-Or .. in fact, no slashy subliminal messages for ANY authors.
-Or non-slashy ones. No subliminal messages at all.

*hands platter of lembas*

And may I say, as Recruitment Officer for the Department of Bad Slash, that we're always looking for new recruits?

-Trojie

I've got a mission with what could be a potentially rare opportunity.

If anyone's familiar with the Deku Tree in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, they know exactly how ginormous it is.

Now, I've got a fic for a mission that has the Deku Tree acting fairly odd.

It could be either a character replacement, or require an exorcism.

Now, if it's a character replacement, figure, burn it. Which is remarkably rare since it offers the ability to burn down an insanely large talking tree. Can anyone say bonfire/BBQ?

Alternatively, could just exorcise it, which would require several people since it is very large, perverted, and the author wraith probably wouldn't enjoy being hoisted out if go this route and make it a bit difficult.

So, should I go with the burniness or exorcismness?

(Would need volunteers either way, unless in the case of burniness your Agents are just not interested in bonfires.)

Dunno if life as a healer for a nomadic gang of vermin leaves one with many midwifery skills, but Stormsong would probably know enough to get by if Doc Fitz doesn't get there for whatever reason.

First up; Trojie and Pads' mission-stealing plan goes awry yet again, and they find themselves sporking Doomfic:

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/51066.html#cutid1

and then, in punishment for sneaking along with July and Library's Disc fic, the Lace subjects them to nasty Narnia slash:

http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/51330.html#cutid1

Enjoy!

That's where all babies end up. Even claimed ones. (Spencer's certainly not going to be looked after in RC#45.) They'll look after it alright, whatever it is.

And yes, he'd be about to pop by the end of it. You might even be able to have him give birth as a woman before sending him back, as it'd be easier than an impromptu caesarian. And pray to Glod reverting to male deals with the stretchmarks.

The first is to smite Mary Sues with in the Flowers' name, the second in case you run into Lux. Not sure if she's still around/written with anymore (though I think she's one of the few TOS characters that is), but hey, better safe than sorry. Unless you like being jumped on by a nymphomaniac with no provocation, anyway. I'm pretty sure I know you from the same place PA does, so welcome! Hope you have fun here, and don't forget to get Permission before you run around with your own agents (though I'd advise being active for a month or so first so we get to know you better). ;)

We already know each other, but welcome to the board! I'm sure you'll fit right in...

I'm sorry, did that sound ominous? It wasn't meant to...

1. I will not allow Vajra larvae inside PPC HQ
   -Not even if I intend to sing to it every day to try and tame it
   -We don't need killer alien insects with a hive mind and teleportational capabilities trying to rescue one of their own
   
   802. My singing can be considered a form of torture that I should not inflict upon any other Agents unless they are fully protected with industrial strength earplugs. Therefore I should not sing around HQ.
   -Singing around a Sue is still fine, as long as my partner and any canons cannot hear me.
   
   803. I am not a Gundam.
   -Nor am I a Valkyrie.
   -I am not a mecha of any description. Unless I am, in which case I will disregard this.
   
   804. Just because a canon character uses a tackle-glomp as a battle tactic, it doesn't mean that I am allowed to do the same.
   -Especially not when my target is my lust object.
   
   805. Likewise, if I am in a canon where squeeing, stampeding, barely controlled drooling, confessions of undying love and frequent attempts at glomping lust objects is normal, I will not engage in such activities 'to blend in'.
   -No, not even if my lust object attempts to flirt with me

Here, have it. It's good for killing Sues and other threats, but please remember that deadly weapons are not to be pointed at allies or canons.

If you haven't visited the Wiki, then it would be informative for you to do so. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is also recommended reading. Do it, or hS will set Kaitlyn on you.

If someone gives you a link to a Legendary Badfic (and they shouldn't, because it is generally a Very Bad Idea), do not follow it. They are brain-breaking, mostly NSFW and certain ones will instil such random psychoses as the fear of the word lav- *is muffled by nearby Boarder* Even the summaries can be brain-breaking.

Legendary Goodfic on the other hand, should be read and enjoyed by all.

Welcome, enjoy your stay and check your sanity at the door. You won't need such a thing here.

It's not clear how far along he is by the end of the fic so far. It can't be more than a couple of days, but at that rate of growth ...

Not really sure what to do with sproglet if we do keep it. We don't even know whether it's a boy or a girl. Just let it disappear into the depths of the Nursery and/or give it up for free use by anyone who wants it?

*waves awkwardly*

Hey guys, new person here. I've known of the PPC for a little while and just today decided that I wanted to start getting involved, and of course, where better than the board? (Wait, don't answer that, I'll just look ignorant ;) ).

Not all that much to say about me really, just that I'm pretty enthusiastic and a reasonably good writer. Can be some parts cynical, some parts wacky but what else is new?

As I was saying, basically: Greetings!

Just been sorting through my bookmarks and found a LotR fic called "Journey of the Heart" in the PPC folder. I seem to recall someone had claimed it, but can't for the life of me remember who. And the wiki, helpfully, doesn't seem to have it listed. So whoever claimed it, shout out! Otherwise I'll be wondering for days.

1. I will not pit blimmets and Taxxons against each other to "see what happens."
   
   795. Doctor Who DVDs may only be sold in the continua they were purchased in or in PPC HQ.
   
   796. Adipose. Jabba the Hutt. Just no.
   
   797. I will not challenge Lu-Tze to a duel to the death.
   -Nor will I EVER goad, imperius, blackmail, or otherwise induce anyone else to do so.
   -Except maybe a Mary Sue.
   -If déjà fu is not her specialty.
   
   798. I will not tamper with the Bashir Hologram's programming.
   
   799. I will never recruit any version of the Joker.
   
   800. Daleks are not toys.
   -Nor are Cybermen.
   -Nor are Quarks.
   -Nor any other nasty cyborg, killer robot, or other mechanical menace in Doctor Who.
   -Except the Peking Homunculus.
   -Which should not be played with anyway.

We can compare embryos and see whether Suvian babies and human babies are alike.