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Well, at least whatever use we find for it will be better than the author's. :P

So pretty much the prenatal pods Arctic mentioned?

Marsha, Moses and Molly, Spencer Black, this one, then eventually the creepy little buggers from the Naruto fic ... (I think when we get round to that last one I shall name the kitten Pompom. Gender-neutral because it's a hermaphrodite, suitably cutesy, and "Uzumaki Pompom" is a great name.)

Not sure what to do with this foetus, because it's only been developing for a couple of days, and all it's done is be cause for sad attempts at angst and a pro-life rant from the author.

Just pretend you haven't noticed. It'll be better for everyone in the long run.

-- SR

...or are we experiencing a lot of non-Boarder posting people who I really should be being afraid of instead of saying this?

First the Nameless Admin, now the SO; who's behind this?[!]

The Wiki article on Permission will be of use to you then.

Basically, introduce yourself, be active for a month and then make a post requesting Permission, including a link to a writing sample(s) and a brief description of your Agents.

No, I didn't know we needed permission. And no, I haven't quite finished. It was too short with just one, so I'm putting a couple more in.

Tell me, have you ever seen Spyro/Cynder romance and eventual you-know-what written by a nine year old girl?

A few Sues with one or two lines each?

In Trojie and Pads' Mpreg mission/s (there's at least one unreleased), it's implied that the Medical dept. have tube kind of environments for babies that have no receptive uteri nearby.

I think your questions have been answered, but I have one for you: have you been on the Board before? I ask because we prefer (by which I politely mean "insist") that people have Official Permission before they start writing PPC stories, and I don't recognize your username.

Either way, do you have the Spyro PPC posted? I'd like to see it. {= )

~Neshomeh, Official Permission-Giver

I'msorryIdidn'tmeanitIusedstrikethroughpleasedon'thurtmesir!

I think I've heard something about that mentioned on the wiki, especially since embryos extracted by the kit and put in the nursery would have to be born somehow. It's a logical answer to the problem of not having a readily available surrogate mother, at least until one is found. I mean, in that kind of situation it's a choice between something like that or letting the embryo die, almost.

Pretty much the same as what you're doing now. In any case, I'm glad you decided to stay and clean up your act.

Though your Agents aren't the only ones any more. I have a pair of anthro wolves in there. Remember the yo-yo thing back in the first post? That was them.

Or something similar. Maybe that pod thing used in Kyle XY to house him during his development?

Send me the FFX fics. My Agents are the (only) ones in the Video Gaming Section of the PPC, and I've been searching for a good FFX fic to PPC.

MSTs aren't quite the same thing as PPC works. A couple of times I think Agents've been made to MST things as punishment, but there isn't a particular department that does them, and that form of punishment hasn't appeared often.

As to five, well, it'd depend on what you were using them for, I guess.

(see title)

NB: I can do an American accent if you need, though I've been reliably informed that mine tends to wander around the country - a coupla words from Texas there, a phrase from Chicago there, and so on.

'm not quite sure why you need an American accent from a Brit, seeing as you've got real-life Americans, but what the hell, might as well put it in

1. Not at all! The PPC deals with pretty much any canon there's badfic for and agents willing (for a given value of 'willing') to go deal with it. *grin*
   
   2. A mindflayer is, I believe, one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illithid
   
   3. There's a list on the wiki: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/ListofDepartments
   
   4. See above. There doesn't seem to be one, but I could be wrong about that
   
   5. Er...depends on the continuum, I would guess,
   Dragon hide seems to be a popular choice for armour, though I'm not sure if that's because it's particularly good for that, or because the wearer just went 'Oooh! Shiney!' at it (and obviously left some NPC/bit character shopkeeper snickering behind their hand that they'd managed to offload a bunch of useless merchandise at an exorbitant price).
   Dragon blood I've seen as having healing properties, nbeing used in potions, conferring strength upon those who drink it, and a host of other things besides.
   Fairy wings? Hmmm... Okay, you've stumped me there. I'll get back to you on that one.
   
   ~Fynn
   *who is rambling far too much at the moment*

1. Is it just LotR that the PPC deals with here? Because I've found a few killworthy Sue/Stu fics in the Spyro the Dragon department. And FFX. Hell, even Spongebob!
   
   Incidentally, I've already PPC'd a Spyro fic. Fortunately, it was in the Newverse, in the Dragon Temple. Where else can you turn a blue dragon into a living yo-yo?
   
   He made a rather large splash, too.
   
   2. What's a mindflayer?
   
   3. How many departments are there in the PPC?
   
   4. Who/what is the head of the MST department, if there is one?
   
   5. What are the more useful properties of the following materials:
   
   Dragon scales
   Dragon hide (with scales attached)
   Dragon horns
   Dragon blood
   Fairy wings (no, I'm not kidding)

I will try.