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Brilliant chapter. I wondered when the Sues would turn up. Although now, as ever, questions are clamouring to be answered.

Surely there are Agents left who are good enough to tackle the invasions? What on earth are the DIA and DES doing? What's going to happen to Dassie? Are the other Agents going to be all right?

I know you're not going to answer these till the next chapter comes out, but I'm asking them anyway.

They do well for torture/education ideas.

Apparently if you clicked your clicky pen or twirled it around your fingers too often in my history teacher's sight he will bite off your fingers one by one.

There was another incident where he nailed a student's thumb to the desk with a hammer. (I'm more inclined to think sledgehammer)

He also wanted to string students up from the ceiling and then whip them with a cat o'nein tails or whatever that was.

...'tis a pity that I can't take them on missions. Ah well. Thanks for the offer!

The only Miss (or Mister)/Student romance I can stomach is AW/Miss Cam. And that's pretty much it.

I find myself liking Crelmos quite a bit. The sheer bastardry in him is most impressive.

The most recent Star Trek, I mean. It just...doesn't feel like Star Trek.

Yeah, a lot of people hate the newest one, which I've personally never seen.

House was a pretty good choice; yes, he's acerbic and annoying, but you still like him. A character shouldn't turn sarcasm into sheer arrogance.

Good points, though, and what you said is made all the more obvious by the fact that she blatantly orders you to be jealous of her breast size.
The Pit's demographic has enough self-esteem problems as it is, plzkthx. And I'm kind of, you know, happy with my body the way it is, and I'm not winning any swimsuit contests.
Plus, from the many threads on Pottersues that I've seen about such things, you are being astonishingly insensitive to the fact that breasts that big are actually painful.


Yeah, mechanics were pretty good. I've seen a lot worse. (Except for the "incandescent greeting..." ah, the wonders of find-and-replace spell check.)

Thanks. *tips her Hat*

It was quite fun to write.

O_o

Want to borrow a flamethrower?

Not happy for just going after canons, they manage to snag a Miss... Dun dun da...

We're supposed to be singing about...

Piratey things!

Well. I dunno why it did that. Or why I didn't notice. But I meant to add to that, I'm quite impressed with how far you've gotten. I like the writing, the main character is endearing in a strange way, and my fanbrat finally got her food. Love.

I love your Agents, I really do. Their interaction, the way you write them... it's awesome. ^_^

Very nice mission.

I'm sure the staff will think up some ways to get those essays in.

Speaking of which, thank you for the torture education ideas. Some of them are not OFU-sanctioned- hanging and shooting, for example- but I think Miss Angel and the others will just love these. My job's more along the lines of supervising the chaos than contributing to it. Well, openly, anyway.

After all, it be, it be a glorious thing to be a Pirate King.

(It be!)

Speaking of which, I see gold!

*Grabs all the gold teeth*

*Gets satellite recon imagery*

I see a big cleft in the ice up ahead. If I remember the movie right we'll be hitting fog soon, followed by a gigantic waterfall...

*Momentarily dives into home continuum to grab an antigravity pack*

The Profile of Tara Wannabe
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Because either she is Tara, or she is Tara's mindless minion. Or she just wants to emulate Tara. Whatever it is, I'm claiming the LotR Mary Sue, and the Departments of Bad Slash and Bad Het might want to look in on the Narnia one.

1) There is a very perfect character who you do not recgonize from the Canon.
2) There is a blantant disregard for good English. (and the author is a native speaker or at least fluent enough to write a story)
3) The Canon characters are doing things they normally wouldn't do. (I mean...Caspian putting on makeup? Gimme a break!)
4) The Canon characters are saying things they normally wouldn't say. ("omfg lyke totally babe u lite mi fiah" sez kaspyun. What in the name of Aslan?!)
5) There are often references to pop culture in a world set before the personal computer was invented.

And you guys can take it on from there.

of MArty Stues that Look like me.
*curled up in a ball, trying to hide from them.*

So, Kit, wot's at World's End fer you, then? "The worst fate a person can bring upon 'isself", as Tia Dalma said.