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I thought I'd sent it to you, but if you haven't received it, email me at trojanhorseshadowfax AT gmail DOT com and I'll send it again :)

Huzzah for Audacity indeed!

I sounded pretty snobbish, particularly about the money thing. Sorry; didn't mean to. Just meant that, being short on time, I'm not much inclined to take extra projects that don't pay. I didn't mean I'd actually charge my friends.

...a chewing-out of the parties responsible by someone in a position of authority.

I agree with the 'need to be really really careful', and will acknowledge that the way I ganked Wash wasn't as well explained as it could have been; suffice it to say that he was pinched from an AU fic and that *will* be explained, once I get round to filling all the gaps in my timelines.

OKay, then.... I don't get it. That might be because I have no clue who the characters are, but it still sounds bizarre. Huh?

About the alternate universe characters- those of you who have played Kngihts of the Old Republic will recognize this name- I suggest one of the million and something versions of Revan running around, whether from a specific fanfic or the author's imagination.

Basically, Knights of the Old Republic is a role playing game set 4,000 years pre-Star Wars movies. If you want a more detailed explanation of the plot, you can look it up, but Revan is an ex-Sith Lord who gets captured by the Jedi, mind-wiped, and sent to defeat his/her apprentice Malak.

The canon has Revan being lightside and male, but for the alternate universe side of it, there are all sorts of weird options. You can make Revan female or a dark sider in the game, not to mention messing around with his/her assumed name, but for the purpose of being really AU, it would also be possible to give him/her his/her memories back, or somehting. Anyone else like this idea?(Please, let not the overuse of slash marks by for nothing)

We need to be really, really careful about how we do this. There is Canonical precedent, IIRC, we've got a copy of Voyager's Doctor working in medical (from TOS, actually). However, I would like to set some ground rules for borrowing Canonical characters (debate is welcome, of course).

First, and most importantly, we can't take characters out of the main continuity of their universe. We're here to protect the Canon, and that definitely includes the characters therein. Rescuing Wash, for instance, was rather borderline - I'm willing to let it stand as Canon, (and keep Wash around), but please, don't do it again?

Effectively, this limits us to pulling characters from AUs - while I'm no expert on alternate universe physics, I would suggest that the AU both has to be rather drastically different from the main Canon, and have been running for a long time - enough time and difference to (metaphysically) separate them from their Canonical counterparts.

The second rule I would suggest is that ex-Canons shouldn't be field agents. Mentioning that Sam is now working for DoSAT is fine, writing one-shots about her getting used to the job and her new co-workers is fine, stealing Luke Skywalker to kill 'sues with is definitely not.

Ultimately, the rule is "write maturely". This is the PPC - we're a band of crazy people going crazier while fighting the growing flood of badfic. We are not an insert-your-favorite-character sitcom.

That's my take, anyways. Discussion is welcome.

I think we can fit your pet starship, though. We've got at least one Conveniently Large Hanger - the biggest it's fit yet is the Enterprise D, but there's no upper limit on size.

...I think a Stargate within the PPC would require ten chevrons. Possibly even more. xD

...because this Sam knows Harry Potter magic.

It's a really long story.

Given that effectively policing my intended continuum will require building a hangar for the multi-kilometer long starship that will be necessary for non-canon planet killing, I fail to see how this could be a considered a problem.

I could, of course, but as I've written missions since then, it seems a bit... hypocritical, considering the nature of the PPC.

That would make Vamp!Willow and Vamp!Xander candidates too, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But while we're on the topic, as a matter of curiousity, would HQ have its own Stargate? If not, maybe we can make one that's just a very large portal, capable of sending tanks and the like through...

Then again, psychotic Agents + Tanks would equal much pain.

...'cause that just made a mess when it BLEW MY MIND.

Well, it's all in how one begs and pleads, you know. It's the Whiner's Art.

You are so much better at this sort of thing than me. I like the idea, but you knew that already.

Whow, whoa, whoa! Put down the pointy implements. Please. I implore you.

That's better. Now, I know my little pet project Team Phoenix has kind of been grandfathered into the PPC as a fact of life. And I'm not saying I want to bring in more members. (Seven's quite enough to be going on with.) However, there is Project Phoenix, which is separate, and dedicated to the recruitment and assimilation into the PPC of canon characters who (hopefully) won't cause a stampede.

Still with me? Good.

Because, dear colleagues, I've been mulling over new canons to add to the PPC for quite some time.

Nowaitdon'thurtme!

Steady on now...they would all be going to understaffed departments. One to Intel, one to DoSAT, and one to FicPsych. All three of them are incredibly well-qualified for these positions. (And two of them are unceremoniously murdered by a new, allegedly-canonical author, which is perhaps a blessing in disguise because it saved them from Character Assassination by aforementioned author, a fate worse than death IMO.)

For Intel, I nominate the bookverse Alexander Conklin, from the Bourne series, as he is a killer strategist and can hold his own in a fight if need be. (Seriously. Cane-fu.) He is also Captain Snark of the series, along with my next nominee...

...Dr. Morris Panov, candidate for FicPsych, an excellent psychiatrist with much experience with post-traumatic stress and other such lovely brain-things.

My last nominee is a mite more controversial, because she is such an important character in her canon - however, I justify this by clarifying that this is an alternate-universe version of this character, and there are reasons for her to join the PPC, not least of which is knowing two agents. She would not be removed from her home continuum; in fact, the one I plan on taking her from has already branched off. There are loads of other reasons, but I'll leave them to the person who will be writing this character, as she's bloody good at it.

My DoSAT nominee is Col. Samantha O'Neill, originally of Stargate: SG-1 fame.

WHOA HEY PUT THAT DOWN.

Again, this is an alternate-universe version of her, because she has been married to Gen. Jack O'Neill. Hence, you know, the different last name. She may change it back to Carter once within the PPC, because Jack won't be coming with her for reasons that are just way too convoluted to try and explain here (long-running insane RP being one of them). I submit that she is different enough from her canonical version to count as a separate character. Pseudocanon, if you will.

Now excuse me while I go put on my biohazard suit and hunker down in a bomb shelter...I mean, await your replies. ;D

http://www.rakhal.com/dpr/genmasdaughter.html

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Have an Evil Manatee Fun Ball. 8D

Was I supposed to receive a script? xD I remember signing up...and my computer can take Audacity now, hurrah!

... if using it would just confuse people who weren't familiar with it. I didn't want to explain what my example was in case of spoilering my own writing.

Would be something out of Hellsing. Perhaps a horde of Millenium Vampires would do the trick.

Or perhaps The Anon horde might be A good idea. On all accounts They seem to have a loathing for furries, if only for their susceptability to trolling. They are highly chaotic, filled with controlled rage and hate for their enemies on their *chans.

Warhammer 40k seems good if only for the Orks.

Are any of these Good?

You could also do an exorcism.