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And it is quite funny. You should listen!

Also adding my request for lines to Trojie's. And to those whose emails and IMs I have... I'll be aaafter youuuuuu...

Not really, but you'll get poked every now and then.

Almost every kids' book, ever? Aside from the blatantly Anvilicious ones, kids' books in general have a disturbingly large number of Cosmic Horrors.

But that's fine if you wanted to expand it-DnD, WH, and WH40k have plenty of Cosmic Horrors of their own. Just read http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicHorror and scroll down to the Tabletop Games page.

But they're full of various wonderful Cosmic Horrors which will eat your soul at the slightest provocation.

Hello there folks!

I have here for your enjoyment a rough edit of a scene from the PPC Movie; 'July and Library Join the Massacre'

Assuming I've worked out this Box.net thing correctly, this should be the link;

http://www.box.net/shared/ktsvdg1otp

Enjoy! And if you haven't sent me your lines, do so! :)

If you want dark, gruesome, and dangerous from any of those three settings, give me a call. There are many, many options to choose from, ranging from simple body horror to mind [CENSORED] to things that really should not be discussed in polite company.

Though now you mention it, it might work better if several things were mixed in there - more dangerous therefore more fun, and more chance that someone who's reading will have heard of at least one of them.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3942381/1/JesusandHitleraRomance

OMGWTFBBQ? You're not being serious, right?

If that means Warhammer, Warhammer 40,000, or one of the darker, creepier Dungeons And Dragons books (Lords of Madness, Book of Vile Darkness, etc) a specialist going through PPC Orientation is present and available.

One of the comments has the link for a Hitler/Jesus slash. Worse than any of the five mentioned, I would think.

... we were going to use Jack earlier, in a comedy chapter. (insanegrrl and I have already shown in missions that the Jack cast know about the Canon Protection Initiative - well, the dead ones do - and there have been shoutouts to Redwall in the canon comic - see Artie's wife being treated in Saint Ninian's Hospital - and I find the idea of a field trip in Hell to be deeply amusing.) Besides, Jack already has a fanfic board, though not an OFU - webcomic OFUs may not be a good idea because the original author would be looking over your shoulder all the time and things would get weird.

The one I was thinking of is purely PG-rated, but still rather darker and more gruesome than Redwall (not that Mossflower doesn't have its fair share of random deaths, but they're slightly more avoidable there). Trouble is, it's also very obscure, so it's likely that nobody reading would understand what was going on. Probably a bad idea, then.

It helps that most of my OT3s have canon evidence for them (if you squint and turn your head just right, yes like that, see that tiny little speck there). That and I can't decide which guy should get the girl (or girl should get the guy) or if I should just slash em and be done with it.

Yes, I am insane.

I'll take a guess at Jack/i>.

It would probably help with the constant, overarching, extremely irritating sexual tension in POTC. Just give in and have an orgy, and that'll be sorted and we can get on with the pillaging, right?

...It's possible I'm oversimplifying matters here.

We did have the idea that something a lone Sue did caused the crossover, stranding the students in the other canon or letting it in or whatever.

(Which one did you guess?)

Since I can guess what the other fandom might be, I have to wave a little caution flag for the sake of my sanity. Isn't part of the idea to keep Redwall's innocence intact? And to show how bad fanfic is bad? If the pure, undiluted canon is trying to kill everyone, it's a slightly strained message.

I'm not saying it's a bad idea; I'm just saying choose wisely.

~Neshomeh

Um, it's here.

[Goes to prod the Wiki]

hS

I can't seem to find a link to the other forum in question, here or on the wiki. Mind providing a link for newbs?

We're looking for a slightly different storyline to the usual "Sues invade" thing for the OFUR. I had the idea that we could bring in a dimensional rift which, instead of allowing Sues in, allows in something horrible from a fandom which does not have any fic or an OFU, therefore the characters and monsters do not know what's going on and behave exactly how they would in their canon, i.e. killing everything in sight. Would this work, or would it just confuse people who don't know the other fandom?

One of the participants is a gay guy and another is a girl, and I think he'd object to sharing the poor guy in the middle of the triangle with her even if he (the first guy) doesn't have to be involved with her personally. Shame.

A quick run-through of the Jane Austen section on The Pit yields horrible, horrible Mary-Sue, inclusing two Gary-Stu brothers who were invited to Lizzie and Darcy's wedding, or something.

I've saved a choice piece to practise MSTing on. It's Pride and Prejudice set in a modern High School. In Nevada. In it, Darcy is a wuss, every single female character (apart from Mary, because she's not TEH KEWLIES) could be replaced by generic!Sues, and Lizzie and Georgiana know each other from chapter two. Oh, and Wickham is a girl. We hates it, precious, we does...

to a love triangle is 'Why all three of them together of course'? Unless two members of the triangle are related to each other (and not the Hitachiin twins from Ouran).