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Would I be allowed to participate? I'm still serving my probation period, and thus my intended agents are still locked in their home continuum.

What, you think I'm so cruel to taunt everyone with it?

Admittedly it was meant as a slight bit of irony, but now I rather like it.

*gets to making a superhero outfit for the Nameless Admin* If you have any thoughts about the outfit, NA, let me know. :D

*imagines a masked and caped figure running around with 'NA' inscribed in fancy letters on underwear worn outside of clothes*

Mega Kick! Blaze Kick! Hi Jump Kick! Rolling Kick! Double Kick! Triple Kick! Jump Kick! Low Kick!

There we go.

"STU-PE-FY!" said Omicron, and nailed an Ypur with a stun blast. The Ypur photo-negatived and collapsed, out like a light.

Tawaki and Dustin were on their way to the mail room when they ran across four Ypurs. Tawaki cursed in Romulan and sent a message to the DIA.
"Here we go again," sighed Dustin.

Tawaki drew his DL-44, set to stun. Dustin pulled out a pencil-sized device called a Sonic Smiter, recently confiscated from a Forgotten Realms/Doctor Who crossover that shipped Drizzt with Rose. Dustin pointed it at an Ypur and activated it. There came a noise not unlike Sue-squealing, and an Ypur went down. A blast of expanding blue rings from Tawaki's blaster and another went down. K-9 took the other two down.

*thwaps flood-bot with Ban-hammer*

(For those who missed it, the flood-bot paid us a brief visit last night. The evidence has been removed.)

Muttering as he stalked down the hallways, his trusty Keyblade, adorned with even more trustworthy sausages, Agent Lunac shot glares at his partner, one Agent Liadan.

"I can't believe you left the cafeteria door open!" He growled, mostly to himself. "The Ypurs are out AGAIN, and now we have to catch them. You realise the SO is gonna chew our asses out about this, right?"

Giving her partner a seemingly innocent look, one that happened to show every single one of her teeth, Liadan raised an eyebrow. "Is it my fault that the Ypurs can break through magic? I put my bes tlocking charm on there." TO illustrate this, her wand, ten inches of willow, with a Mermaid scale, sparked threateningly.

Ignoring Liadan as his eyes caught movement, Lunac reached for one of the six red and white orbs located on his belt. His fingers trailed along until they reached the orb second form the end. Clicking a small button on it, making it enlarge to its usual size, Lunac threw the Pokeball. "Go Apollo!"
From within the sphere, a brst of red energy rocketed out, forming into a creature that was an odd mix between a Kangaroo and a Sheep. THe Ampharos bleated, looking at the Ypur in front of it. Having had plenty of experience with these creatures for the past month, and having more brains than most Sue Authors gave a Pokemon credit for, Apollo raised its paws and released a wave of yellow energy towards the Ypur. The Thunder Wave impacted directly, paralyzing the ram-like creature and making it fall to the ground. Giving his Pokemon a tuhmbs up, Lunac ran past Apollo, pulling out two small black devices and switched them on. Lowering a hand until it lay on the Ypur's broad back, Lunac stretched out with the psychic powers lent to him by the machines and teleported the Ypur back to the cafeteria.

"One down, fifty-nine to go." Lunac murmured to himself.

I thought it had gone for good this time...

I think we can safely say we are not going to run out of spam for a very long time.

And at least we have this established refuge now, thanks to the quick thinking of the oldbies last time.

*ponders* Maybe it was just waiting for us to let down our guard and return, then it could attempt to stampede us to death.

Hah. Well, we're tougher than that, right, guys and gals? *takes out a big PPC flag and waves it* Forward the Buffs!

Can;t it catch a virus or something?

Jackass spambot.

*kicks something* Oh, well. At least we can fix it this time...

Any reason why this particular drink, though? What continuum is it from?

Though I might suggest a little more dramatic talk...I mean, the tomb's URPLE! They ought to sound more horrified!
And the echoey effect sounds as if the announcement's in Chinese. Haha.
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Otherwise, it's sheer awesomeness. Tis a pity that my stinkers of little brothers seem to have deleted my files on my electric keyboard for the soundtrack and the computer with Audacity and the mike crashed....

It sounds like some wierd potion or science experiment. x]