The game is to write a drabble to fill the implausible summaries posted, without using agents unless necessary. Have fun!
Lord of the Rings:
1) Aragorn's Birthday by jewelledhunter
The three hobbits, Faramir, Eowyn, and Legolas have united to put on a play for Aragorn's birthday:The Lay of Beren and Luthien. Just who is Luthien? And Beren? And why are they threatening to kill Faramir?
2) The Lord of hte MAtrix by DooDooBomb
The One... The one The Oracle spoke of... THe ONe to rule them all..... NEO!
3) One to Bare My Burden » by PrincessEve
Legolas is drawn to an elven maiden for the first time in his life.Her life was full of secrets and lies that she herself knew nothing of.Her twin seeks vengance on his sister, for what she knows not.Will he gain it who will stop him find out! PLEASE R&R!
4) Janette, the Outcast by MarryMerryMonaghan
*VSS*Janette is and outcast among other things, she becomes a witch, what happens when Merry and Pippin spend a day with her? Read and find out *VSS*Very Short Story
5) Immortals, not Elves but maybe Goddess's by Moo, Woo, Duu and Fuu
5 sisters known as immortals live on Earth, 4 sisters that are close are sent to middle earth and 1 unknown story till now. here is there tale. Join Mirrai, Celeste, Kimi and Grace and there last sister Hikari for a adventure of a life time. not a MarySue
6) The timeline takes a beating by HotChickHermione
The entire history of Middle-Earth changes when a gem drops from the sky(I suck at summaries). Mostly concerns two elves we know in later chapters (hint hint). Not a Mary-Sue or slashfic.
7) What He's Fighting For » by Bee Sting 77
Just as Legolas falls in love with a mortal, he must join the fellowship.
Harry Potter:
8) The Power of His Eyes » by blondas
Valeera is a new Alchemistry Mistress. She shares the dungeons and much more with the Potion Master himself. will Hermiona be jealous? 2 women and 1 sexy Potion Master in the middle:I don't own Harry Potter nor Severus Snape!
9) Second Chance by RockStar Lover
Isabella Hunter. A bright young witch, a metamorphmagus, and member of the Order of the Phoenix, but Sirius Black knows her as the girl who got away. She left for the States, but she’s back and every one deserves a second chance, right? Not the best su
10) Animaximus » by luvlylinz
Seventeen year old Harry has been chosen to mentor an extraordinary girl from a destroyed wizarding school. She shares with him her incredible secret her astonishing power. Can she teach Harry how to use this power before it’s too late? dun,dun,dun! R&R!
11) Candita Black » by Brittany-Turner
Sirius Black's daughter endures the same problems along side Harry, but she is dating his enemy, Draco...
12) The Fire Within Makes Me Blaze With Fear by SeaJay313
Lily Mara is a 17 year old girl who accidentilly finds something strange about her, well stranger than being a witch that is. Because of some unfortunate events at her home in California, she is being shipped of to Hogwarts to learn to control her problem
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Fill the Plotholes, anyone? by
on 2008-07-19 00:48:00 UTC
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I think that's like walking a tightrope by
on 2008-07-19 00:21:00 UTC
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PPC agents aren't exactly known for being careful with their tools. To make so many little details about how to use it would be to make as many opportunities for an agent to get themselves hurt, or to endanger the mission. Still, it should work, but I think it should be as simple as possible.
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I don't think there's a set age by
on 2008-07-19 00:03:00 UTC
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Particularly since child Sues are notorious for not acting their age. I think it's just a question of using your best judgement about whether or not the qualify.
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There are a few different methods... by
on 2008-07-19 00:01:00 UTC
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Some people use chat or messaging systems to write it one sentence at a time, or they plan out the plot together and one person writes it up, or...lots of options.
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I can't answer your question, but... by
on 2008-07-18 23:45:00 UTC
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I do think people would like to join up in the slaying, like in the original series, if my memory serves me well.
Also, the name Celebi and this basic plot seems very familiar. Was the description posted when it was up for grabs or am I just going insane?
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It could be a time thing. by
on 2008-07-18 23:41:00 UTC
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Like those heat or ice packs that take a little while to work after exposed to air. So you rip it off the roll, and then you've got a short but specified amount of time before whatever-it-is that's on the tape starts to eat through your skin. A fun thing here would be a type of reaction that actually causes explosions, and they are possible by the laws of chemistry. I can't remember any offhand, but there are a few. Also, you could put fire to the tape and then it explodes whatever it's holding.
Or, you'd just have to be really careful when taking it off if poison is used.
Canon-specific tape is also an option, as is kill-specific. Like LotR tape doesn't work in Narnia, and poison versus fire or just pain until you can kill them some way else. If you were to tie up a canon character with it, generic tape would just subdue them but harm a Sue that didn't belong, and in that case it would probably burn Agents, but if you only hold the sticky side for a short period of time, it should do too much to you.
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Good points all around by
on 2008-07-18 23:35:00 UTC
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Yes, I agree that the DTOC wouldn't be very smart, so you'd probably have to get specific types that were individualized for canon, like LotR tape doesn't work in Narnia or something.
I do agree that it should have a downside; it might burn agents in general if they don't belong in that canon, which they don't mst of the time. For ex-Seus/Stus, I guess the effect would be stronger. I wasn't figuring that it would work immediately though, like it would start affecting someone only if they had it stuck to them long enough, so short-term contact while applying it to someone else would probably be safe.
And then, when you got back to HQ, you'd have to keep it in a box by itself or something so it wouldn't start forcing canon on random objects it was dropped on.
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A question on child Sues/Stus... by
on 2008-07-18 23:14:00 UTC
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What is the maximum age for reforming a child Sue/Stu?
There are three Stus and one Sue in a fic that I'm planning to add to my list. Two of the Stus are thirteen, one Stu is eleven and the Sue is ten. They're all siblings.
For those interested, the fic is Four's Company and is in the CHERUB fandom.
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As far as I know, HFA isn't open any more. Or running. by
on 2008-07-18 19:00:00 UTC
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Meir Brin hasn't updated for over a year now. I've tried to get in contact with her, but she's not replied. I'd suggest a place within HQ. Harry Potter is a well-liked canon in the PPC, and I think a lot of Agents would like to come and watch. My girls certainly would.
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Unless the poison needs a specific activator. by
on 2008-07-18 18:48:00 UTC
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Something you have to apply to the tape to make it work? Or maybe it doesn't work on anyone wearing a PPC flashpatch.
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Don't burn it. Just pass the bits along to me. by
on 2008-07-18 18:42:00 UTC
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The mini-Balrogs have plenty of dead 'Sue to eat, but they appreciate a change every now and again.
Ah, the trials of running the mini-Balrog Adoption Centre...
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*resists urge to glomp* by
on 2008-07-18 18:04:00 UTC
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I'm very much obliged. *tips hat*
Teek loves Pokemon... but I think that would really stand out, even in the Sueverse. And she would take François (the iguana) but he tends to bite. A lot.
I do accept your offer on the part of a regular animal, though. What has Lunac got?
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I forgot that! by
on 2008-07-18 18:00:00 UTC
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*resists urge to glomp*
That's going on the chargelist.
And there goes another thread of Crebaina's mental and emotional health. Poor girl. It's like RPF fic for her.
I will spork it into the ground, then dig it up, then cut it into little pieces, and jump on them, and then burn them, and then bury the ashes again.
...sorry.
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Exactly. by
on 2008-07-18 17:58:00 UTC
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Movie!canon is, to me, almost an oxymoron. I'm tempted to write down all my grievances once and for all, in essay format, with quotations from the book to further prove them wrong.
This disregards the whole POINT of the ending. It's a loss of innocence, another banishment from Eden, a fall from grace- call it what you will, but it's bittersweet. Pullman did not intend Twu Wub.
*bashes head against wall*
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A question for the HFA by
on 2008-07-18 16:34:00 UTC
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The story I'm about to PPC happens to involve a young 'Witch' - the niece of Voldemort and the Granddaughter of Dumbledore, whose name is Celebi. Now, people have told me I need to have a very painful death for her, and this is what I've come up with.
Since Celebi also happens to be a 'Grass / Psychic' Type in the Pokemon World, the plan is this: Firstly, the Agents 'Borrow' a device from a Pokemon Goodfic which prevents the use of psychic powers.
At which point, the Agents tie the 'Sue to a stake (Little tribute to the Salem Trials) in the middle of the HFA Quidditch Stadium, where the monsters Volvagia and the King Dodongo from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, have a Detahmatch against each other, with said 'Sue in the middle.
It's more a point of permission. I don't really wanna tread on anyone's toes, particularly Meir's. Anyone else think of a suitable location, or know how to acquire permission?
And since we do want the 'Sue to be in pain for as long as possible, we will be casting the occasional healing charm, not neccesarily a HP one, to fix up her burns. Any Wizard / Witch Agents are welcome to participate in the spectacle.
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A problem immediately springs to mind by
on 2008-07-18 16:19:00 UTC
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Specifically: when pulling tape off the roll, I always touch the adhesive with my fingers. So either agents would have to carry supplies of an antidote (leading to the possibility of the Sue getting ahold of it) or they'd need to pull it off with pliers.
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Dear Glod, the commas! by
on 2008-07-18 15:08:00 UTC
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That's distressing. April and Fitch would be happy to help.
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Urge to Kill: Rising by
on 2008-07-18 14:44:00 UTC
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See, it's fics like that that have made one of my Agents go TF-Gun crazy within HQ.
Ok, she can use the Subtle Knife, after finding it and the Alethiometer under Lyra and Will's bed. And she instantly knows that Theo is her daemon...
See, the part I'm having trouble with is that Mrs Coulter instantly accepts that Lylee *Shudders* is her granddaughter.
Well, Agent Lunac has a few Pokemon, and other animals, if you need a fake daemon for Agent Teek. His Pokemon are specifically trained to attract and amuse 'Sues until you get them into place for the annihlation as well. Funfunfun!
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By the way Would it be appropiate to start a list by
on 2008-07-18 14:19:00 UTC
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of boarders' birthdays on the wiki? mine's Sept 4, Age 19, by the way.
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Here's the traditional plothole jacket. by
on 2008-07-18 14:13:00 UTC
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And a heavy manual shaped like an axe on how to use it.
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non consentual(i:e use of force) by
on 2008-07-18 14:02:00 UTC
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Which is possibly the only way you could get a religious nutjob to sub to A Bastardly vampire.
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#16 has my vote (nm) by
on 2008-07-18 13:59:00 UTC
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