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Something you have to apply to the tape to make it work? Or maybe it doesn't work on anyone wearing a PPC flashpatch.

The mini-Balrogs have plenty of dead 'Sue to eat, but they appreciate a change every now and again.

Ah, the trials of running the mini-Balrog Adoption Centre...

I'm very much obliged. *tips hat*

Teek loves Pokemon... but I think that would really stand out, even in the Sueverse. And she would take François (the iguana) but he tends to bite. A lot.

I do accept your offer on the part of a regular animal, though. What has Lunac got?

Now, how does one co-write something around these parts?

:/

*pauses to cry for the English language*

*resists urge to glomp*

That's going on the chargelist.

And there goes another thread of Crebaina's mental and emotional health. Poor girl. It's like RPF fic for her.

I will spork it into the ground, then dig it up, then cut it into little pieces, and jump on them, and then burn them, and then bury the ashes again.

...sorry.

Movie!canon is, to me, almost an oxymoron. I'm tempted to write down all my grievances once and for all, in essay format, with quotations from the book to further prove them wrong.

This disregards the whole POINT of the ending. It's a loss of innocence, another banishment from Eden, a fall from grace- call it what you will, but it's bittersweet. Pullman did not intend Twu Wub.
*bashes head against wall*

This makes Richard Adams cry.

If it's a present for your friend, Suethor, print it out and give it to them personally, or e-mail it.
But don't torture the rest of us with it.
By the Black Rabbit... *shudder*

The story I'm about to PPC happens to involve a young 'Witch' - the niece of Voldemort and the Granddaughter of Dumbledore, whose name is Celebi. Now, people have told me I need to have a very painful death for her, and this is what I've come up with.

Since Celebi also happens to be a 'Grass / Psychic' Type in the Pokemon World, the plan is this: Firstly, the Agents 'Borrow' a device from a Pokemon Goodfic which prevents the use of psychic powers.
At which point, the Agents tie the 'Sue to a stake (Little tribute to the Salem Trials) in the middle of the HFA Quidditch Stadium, where the monsters Volvagia and the King Dodongo from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, have a Detahmatch against each other, with said 'Sue in the middle.
It's more a point of permission. I don't really wanna tread on anyone's toes, particularly Meir's. Anyone else think of a suitable location, or know how to acquire permission?

And since we do want the 'Sue to be in pain for as long as possible, we will be casting the occasional healing charm, not neccesarily a HP one, to fix up her burns. Any Wizard / Witch Agents are welcome to participate in the spectacle.

Specifically: when pulling tape off the roll, I always touch the adhesive with my fingers. So either agents would have to carry supplies of an antidote (leading to the possibility of the Sue getting ahold of it) or they'd need to pull it off with pliers.

That's distressing. April and Fitch would be happy to help.

See, it's fics like that that have made one of my Agents go TF-Gun crazy within HQ.
Ok, she can use the Subtle Knife, after finding it and the Alethiometer under Lyra and Will's bed. And she instantly knows that Theo is her daemon...
See, the part I'm having trouble with is that Mrs Coulter instantly accepts that Lylee *Shudders* is her granddaughter.

Well, Agent Lunac has a few Pokemon, and other animals, if you need a fake daemon for Agent Teek. His Pokemon are specifically trained to attract and amuse 'Sues until you get them into place for the annihlation as well. Funfunfun!

Don't know the fandom

of boarders' birthdays on the wiki? mine's Sept 4, Age 19, by the way.

And a heavy manual shaped like an axe on how to use it.

Which is possibly the only way you could get a religious nutjob to sub to A Bastardly vampire.

The handyman's secret weapon!

Lyra would be dying if she was in Will's world and old enough to have an adolescent child, if she wasn't already dead.

Ten years in a different universe would have left her extremely ill, and much longer would have killed her.

Spork that goddamned fic into the ground.

I think that Panserbjørne were referred to as 'ice bears' at least once or twice. But that's no excuse - movie!canon is not the same as book!canon.

Oh, and wouldn't Lyra be, I dunno, dying if this happened in the actual book? It really sucks hardcore when people decide "Oh, I'm going to change the ending cuz the characters r ttly in ~twu luv~!!111!'. Grr.

Will not click link will not click link will not... seriously, Pads and Trojie's sporking of the other fic was brilliant, but there's no way I can sit through pure unadulterated badfic of that magnitude.

...but I'm sure you could mix some sort of poison into the glue that makes the duct tape actually sticky, so the poison would be of a sort that's absorbed through the skin.

Or radioactive handcuffs.

30 + 52 = Invasion of the PPC: Stranger Than Fanfiction. And possibly with 11 as a subtitle.

I also adore #57.

Though I would have added "causing Draco Malfoy to wear 'pants and boxers' instead of trousers and pants." ^_^

My English professor just approved my topic choice! *throws a party*

I'm off to start structuring the research and the focus. I'll make new posts if I have any favours to ask.

Thanks again, all! *hugs*

- Sedri

After all, this is supposed to be stress relief.