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I couldn't get through it all, either. Excuse me while I lose my appetite...

The Rabbit who Modeled for Calvin Klein reviews
This is a present for a friend. Characters are OC's. You really wouldn't understand this if you read it, but go ahead anyways if you want. You've been warned.
Complete - Watership Down - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-29-07

My comment: What does this have to do with the price of alfalfa at Animart?

Just going on a string of logic here...

What if a former-Sue/Stu is an agent? Would it hurt them, particularly if they're in the canon that SueAgent came from? What effect would it have on agents in general, as we, too, don't really belong in the canon?

I'm picturing this 'DTOC' as being much less sentient than Canon itself, which, as we all know, tries to protect its agents. Feel free to shoot down said picture. But I personally think that most helpful tools ought to have problems, as well.

That said, I very much like the idea. Cheers, Seal!

To wit: "The Multiverse Missions: Apocalypse Shortly After Dinnertime"

(Yes, I know voting for combinations complicates things, but what can we do?)

--Mystia

Actually, I can't decide whether to laugh or cry....

"Nipplecakes"? "Spankerchiefs"?

I think I've decided.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Crap. Uh… 50 (There Will Be Glitter).

But as far as actual titles, I think I like 50 (There Will Be Glitter) and 55 (Urple Days and Wilver Nights) better.

Though 11 is also awesome.

Though I also like 10, 11, 14, 17, 47, 52, and 53. And of course we must have A Thousande Elephants!

BTW, I thought for a moment you were talking about the Duct Tape of Healing from Nodwick (which Igor would find very handy).

...that is so much win that I vote for that one, too.

I couldn't get through the whole thing.

The worst part is that at first, the Author-Thing taunts you with mildly sappy fluff... then suddenly proceeds rapidly to porn.

Gnah. *brain fizzles*

...'s your funeral and/or brain aneurysm, mate.

The so-called "part 1:" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4382751/1/LyrasDaughter
Part 2: <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4385197/1/LyrasDaughterpart2part3comingsoon">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4385197/1/LyrasDaughterpart2part3coming_soon

Although... would April and Fitch be interested in coming along to help kill it? Co-writing something might be fun...

(And Om, Aslan, and/or any other deity of your choice help us if part 3 comes along.)

In the DBS, that is. They often need restraining. However, the idea of duct tape that is in some way poisonous to Sues is intriguing. What do our resident science geeks say?

She announces in the author's notes that she didn't know the connotations of the character's name until "after I had grown attached to it", and so she still used it. *sigh*

Admittedly the heroine of the OFUR, which I write, is named after a murderess and I didn't realise such until after we'd published the first few chapters, but there must be lots of people called "Susan Smith", so that's not a big deal. (Could have been worse - "Mary Ann Cotton", or "Lizzie Borden".)

So, we all know that if you can't fix something with duct tape and gorilla glue, you're basically screwed. Duct tape happens to be a personal favorite of mine (I have a wide variety of colors from camo to hot pink), and in a discussion about an insane RPer Chatvert and I have gotten to know well, this came up. She fails at reality, so I was going to beat her with a clu-by-four and then the duct tape showed up.

Duct tape is used to keep things together, yes? Well, take that, and apply it to canon. Thus, you get the Duct Tap O' Canon. Basically, you can use it to fix holes in canon that may spontaneously appear, and if you wrap a Sue up in it, she suffocates. Feel free to be creative here, from wrapping her up like a spider's dinner to sticking her humiliatingly on a ceiling or other such surface.

It can also be used to tie up canon characters to placate them a little bit in case they have been so drastically affected by the fic or the Sue that they need to be tied up while the perpetrator is disposed of.

Sounds good/bad? Please feel free to bash or approve, I care not. This just popped in my head and I thought it might be worth exploring.

For some reason, probably because it came right after M/M, my brain is now trying to work out which gender is N and which is C...

...if we were to focus on well-known fandoms, an awful lot of truly awful fic would be allowed to live, and that would be a Bad Thing. I think the trick's finding a balance that still satisfies your need to kill the fic while making the mission accessible to people who don't know the fandom. Which is, obviously, easier said than done, but certainly worth a try.

I've read plenty of good fiction as well as A LOT of bad fiction, and while this is terrible, it's terrible in a sort of "so god awful I couldn't help but be entertained" way.

That's not to say the writer shouldn't still be tied to a mast and flogged for writing it.

This just turned up on ffrants, and was disturbingly familiar. From the author of Paedo!Harry, featuring Harry's "rosy" bum, Dumbledore officiating at Harry and Malfoy's wedding, "nipplecakes" and "spankerchiefs", and my brain is about to break, so, if your Morbid Curiosity has woken up and taken a sniff, follow the linkage.

http://vccv.livejournal.com/2331.html

That's the one I think I'd be best suited for dealing with, anyway. And if you can deal with the stuff I don't know, we should be fine.

LOTR is my main fandom, but I have several Les Miserables Sues in my queue (and one already slain), I've done a Sandman mission, a Pride and Prejudice mission, and I have some other random things awaiting sporkage.

If you find an atrocity, and you yourself are passionate about the fandom, then go for it. Badfic is universal, and all of it deserves to be slain.