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Thanks! And yes, you guessed right.

Crebaina thinks Teek is immature, rash, and far too hyper; plus, she can't stand her tastes in music, but Teek insists on hooking up her iPod to whatever's available and blasting Queen after every successful mission.

Teek, meanwhile, is jealous of Crebaina's dæmon and the fact that she's from another world, and thinks she's too cold and haughty. (It doesn't help that Crebaina's natural expression is rather arrogant, but it's just the way her face seems.)
To make matters even worse, she tried to pet François the iguana, who promptly bit her.

They'll probably have to be firmly bonded through strife; i.e. REALLY terrible badfic.

Very good on your first mission. Can't wait to see more of your Agents! I'm guessing there will be much conflict.

Now, onto the mission itself: Yuck. Brainless bad smut is never fun. Still, you handled it well, so good job.

Does it seem at all possible that the author is a Draco and/or Tom Felton fanbrat?
*bashes head against wall*

I don't know if I hate mindless fornication!Hermione any more or less than the version that just likes buying Muggle designer clothes. Why is her characterisation so hard for Suethors?

Oh, sorry, Earth Logic takes some time to throw off completely. *sigh*

Thanks for the compliments. :) *tips hat* I hope to embark on a long career of killing badfic from here on in.

I'm hoping to make them less average as time goes on, but eh, first mission, characterisation isn't going to be totally formed yet.
I would like to meet your agents as well; you're the second person to say that so far, actually- how would one set up that sort of thing?

You may certainly have my googlemail:

lycaenion@gmail.com

(easy enough, 'ey?)

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Captain_SNES/index.php?showtopic=1948

No message!

Bwahahaha!

Why did you click if there was no message?

The mission was entertaining, and the agents are nice, average ones. I hope to have mine bump into them at some point.

Dare I ask for your googlemail or MSN address?

I chuckled and winced at the same time. And I agree, it would be fun to write one of these characters, especially if you took them to an extreme of Sueishness or non-Sueishness. What generator is this from?

Have a mini-Balrog named Lendil.

And I mean it. There were a few things in that story that caused momentary muscle twitches, but luckily, you took care of that. Good work, and congratz on the first mish!

It amused me. Greatly, in fact. I was keeping a mental tally of all the 'Sues and 'Stus, as well as the oxymorons, and the really weird names. Seriously, did anyone else raise an eyebrow at 'Heist the Porcupine'? I think that would be a hilarious character to write.
Oh, and for the fun fact; I've been able to read three Legendary Badfics or Legendary Trolls, without crying. Well, maybe once, but I was attacked with onions! Onions I say!

Tamora Pierce was who I thought of first, particularly Kel. I think Kel sorta fits the exact model all authors should aim for with women warriors (In Middle Age Time Periods anyway). She had to work damn hard to gain her skills, and even then she sucks at a few.
I think Rosethorn and Daja can also fit into this category. While Rosethorn doesn't actually fight with martial weapons, she does kick ass when it comes to magical fighting, something which took her years to do as well. Lark confuses me, because she has one of the idealic 'Sue pasts. Came to her magic late, but turns out to be a Great Mage... Go figure.
Daja really goes without saying. While she does use her magic to fight, it isn't often. If anything, she uses it only for her own, small conveniences, like adjusting her body temperature. She's a fair fighter. She sorta offsets the 'Sueish traits that Tris and Sandry have too.

If you can read this and chuckle instead of wincing in pain, it's just possible that there's a remote chance of coming out of one of the legendary badfics alive.

That was supposed to set off all mental alarms, wasn't it?

Maybe in the following mission.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *huggles July massively*

Here! Have an egg whisk! Have some Bleepka! Have my soul!

Actually, don't have my soul, but you can snag the rest.

Wuv!

I have no brain today. Gah.

Not at my most creative right now, but here are some.

Bugs, 'Sues, and Steel
Urple Days and Wilver Nights
The Battle for Canon
Oh, Canon, Wherefore Art Thou?
Canon Wars

More coming maybe?