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The Yarrow's Revenge

Pestilence, Death, and War

For the people who have already been traumatised, the first two lines are actually meant to read:

'You know that I've got something special.
I feel so lucky to be me.'

My bad...

I approve wholeheartedly. I have an Agent who would love a pet, and besides, as fun as killing and skinning CAFs may be, why not save a couple of the more redeemable?

...Frighteningly suitable, in fact.

Now picture it being sung by a whole chorale of Sues.
In urple and wilver robes.

Double Trouble: The 08 Invasions
Although it's not very funny...

... I haven't forgotten about my scripting bit, I've just been overwhelmed lately. I'll get it to you by tomorrow.

Then I have to work out how to persuade my dad to sign up for Skype ...

Hey look, guys, an adult!

*grin* Have another case of bleeprin, and some lead-based frosting! Comes with two tubes of mercury filling! (oh, don't worry, the giant bunnies go away after a few hours)

Many happy returns, BH!

1) The End is Nigh!

2) The Graph of Doom (In response to the Catastrophe Theory Graph)

3) PPC: Guardians

4) PPC; the Movie!

5) The PPC and the annoyingly long subtitle that really on wastes time but provides a handy distraction so that we may steal your money.

6) Operation PPC: Protectors of the Plot Continuum

7) PPC: Mary-Sues, Viruses and Flowers, oh my!

8) The Catastrophy Theory

9) PPC .vs. the Mary-Sue

10) The Final Stand


Ok, I'm out of ideas. Anyone else?

*coughs* I has list. Most of which you've already seen.

The Dreaded Demonic Macrovirus of Mary!
MacroSue
Malodorous Mary Sues + Macrovirus!
The Emergency
When Sues Attack and Flowers Get Naughty
Two Zero Zero Eight Attack
And a Thousande Elephants!

We are looking for a name for this highly ambitious project. Post your ideas here, and we'll judge them and vote.

Bear in mind that the Movie will (hopefully) include not only the Mary-Sues Invasion 2008, but the Macrovirus Emergency and the Flowers RP, if certain people finish the document any time soon.

Yay character list finished!

but it would have to wait until Wednesday or Thursday.

I don't mind someone else taking Kim and Risa's voices if they want to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmaZOVT3L0s&feature=related

That's probably the best one on there. THe other one was a bit scratchy.

Happy birthday!

and you need any help with it, I volunteer.

*shrug* Spur of the moment things are fun.

Just keel eet ded. Very ded. And then it will have died and be dead.

On the basis of "That is not Jaller, that is an imposter, damn you, and that is NOT Gali and that IS NOT TAKANUVA YOU SUETHOR" and blatant self-insertion even if it's messing with characters to do so, I hereby claim this for Robin and Lucien.

Because that is NOT warping character. That is literally replacing with very strange pods. Damn writer. And I LIKE the Toa Olda/Nuva! More than any of them! Okay, it's mine. *Cries*

.....

Excuse me.

If there are no other takers, I need a really, really good excuse for two DMSers to take those missions. Because I am sorry. You. Do. Not. Touch. My. Bionicles.

Is that clear? If there's no one more qualified, those are MINE. ...And Agent Robin needs a part killing 'em. She's probably an expert in Bionicle fandom, so at least a Canon Consult.

I'm oddly calm. But I'd like these, if I can think of a way to claim 'em. These are my late childhood. Takanuva is incredibly dear to my heart. There is a Bionicle fic with the Toa at school, humans, that worked in a way and which I loved (that might've been the Gali/Tahu, but STILL). Just...

Excuse me. Sorry, there was a reason I was avoiding Bionicle fanfic. *Sighs* Alas. My poor Bionicles...

Well, I've seen the movie, and reading a synopsis of the story online, so I have a fairly good knowledge of what's good and bad.
Anywho, just send it along to artic.blade at hotmail, you know the rest.

I was randomly listening to music on my comp today, and I came across a song that can essentially be the anthem of the Mary-Sue. The lyrics are as follow:


'You know that I've come something special.
I feel so lucky to be.
Some people say that I'm a princess running wild.
But don't waste your time with them; just look into my eyes.


Now you're under my spell.
And I'm not gonna set you free.
But you can hitch a ride on my star.
You better believe that I want you,
And you need me.
It's time to make some history.
So why'd you have to go and waste your time on her?
Waste your time on me!

Some people say that I'm superficial;
But that's a compliment to me.
Because I'd rather be a super-something
Than a boring anything else.
Just take one look at me
And throw your heart in the wishing well.
'Cause I'm your Jezebel.



I wanna save the whale;
And start a charity.
Just as long as I can keep all eyes on me.



I'll blow your mind,
Don't spend your time on boring personalities.
Forget the rest, 'cause I'm the best.
Turn on all the lights and worship me.
Why'd you ave to go and waste your time on her?
Waste your time on me.'


Watcha think? Suitable? It's by 'I Dream', just to let you know.

And while we're speaking of Myst, we probably shouldn't forget Marrim and Anna. ;-)

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Best Harry Potter moment ever.

And Éowyn and Zoe Washbourne should never, ever meet. They'd take over the 'verse.

...the whole Daine/Numair pairing is...creepy.

Though another character I like muchly is Onua (though most of the time she's just there to compliment Daine...). She's a lot like Buri, though not quite as awesome. ;-)