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Have a mini-Balrog named Lendil.

And I mean it. There were a few things in that story that caused momentary muscle twitches, but luckily, you took care of that. Good work, and congratz on the first mish!

It amused me. Greatly, in fact. I was keeping a mental tally of all the 'Sues and 'Stus, as well as the oxymorons, and the really weird names. Seriously, did anyone else raise an eyebrow at 'Heist the Porcupine'? I think that would be a hilarious character to write.
Oh, and for the fun fact; I've been able to read three Legendary Badfics or Legendary Trolls, without crying. Well, maybe once, but I was attacked with onions! Onions I say!

Tamora Pierce was who I thought of first, particularly Kel. I think Kel sorta fits the exact model all authors should aim for with women warriors (In Middle Age Time Periods anyway). She had to work damn hard to gain her skills, and even then she sucks at a few.
I think Rosethorn and Daja can also fit into this category. While Rosethorn doesn't actually fight with martial weapons, she does kick ass when it comes to magical fighting, something which took her years to do as well. Lark confuses me, because she has one of the idealic 'Sue pasts. Came to her magic late, but turns out to be a Great Mage... Go figure.
Daja really goes without saying. While she does use her magic to fight, it isn't often. If anything, she uses it only for her own, small conveniences, like adjusting her body temperature. She's a fair fighter. She sorta offsets the 'Sueish traits that Tris and Sandry have too.

If you can read this and chuckle instead of wincing in pain, it's just possible that there's a remote chance of coming out of one of the legendary badfics alive.

That was supposed to set off all mental alarms, wasn't it?

Maybe in the following mission.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *huggles July massively*

Here! Have an egg whisk! Have some Bleepka! Have my soul!

Actually, don't have my soul, but you can snag the rest.

Wuv!

I have no brain today. Gah.

Not at my most creative right now, but here are some.

Bugs, 'Sues, and Steel
Urple Days and Wilver Nights
The Battle for Canon
Oh, Canon, Wherefore Art Thou?
Canon Wars

More coming maybe?

If you restart it, that is. Which I think you'll be able to. And I really, really want you to. Yes....

Automatic Girl
released in English speaking countries as City Amazons

This is the story of Rowanclaw, a clown-samurai and weilder of the lifescepter. Those who know him describe him best as being chaotic sexy. As a former member of Apex Force Gemini he has begun a quest that will take him across the Platinum Kingdom into the depths of the Eternal Star to retrieve, the ten fragments of the Orb of Destiny

During his journey, he will cross paths with Laru Irontouch. This plucky sorceror is motivated by hatred. He employs enchantment in his plots, commonly creating exotic artifacts to achieve his goals. He is heir to a kingdom. Let's not forget that fiend's pet, the huge lion-eagle that has a devestating roar. Rowanclaw must hurry to stop them or, else they'll complete their dark ritual and summon Kefr, The Eye of the Howling Wasteland.

Fortunately, he's not alone. As he travels, other allies will aid in his battle, such as ...
Heist the porcupine - the antisocial, orange-colored gunsmith.
The vampire bounty hunter!
The wise, strange musician. His gorgeous hair is sky-blue. His gunmetal-gray eyes glow with an inner light. He speaks softly, yet every word carries. His clothes are mysterious.
Cheerful Jones, best sharpshooter in the female circuit
The Foot Kestrel, mighty warrior of wings, grounded by an ancient evil
The lonely magic knight with slanted white eyes. His neck-length, straight, thick hair is the color of coffee with cream, and is worn in a carefully-crafted style. He has a lithe build. He has peace powers that are focused through a series of rings. His artistic, complicated uniform is green and black and incorporates peace symbols.
The humble kunoichi who is very tall and has a narrow build. Her slanted eyes are blue. She has wavy apricot-colored hair worn in an elegant style. Her preferred weapons are polearms. She is skilled in brewing and sports. She has superhuman sight.
And of course the unforgettable Max Ranger.

Legendary fics, good or bad, can't be legendary unless lots of people know about them. I mean, you drop a reference to minis or the color lavender and everyone instantly knows what you're talking about. That's legendary.

As for me, I like Hellsing, but I'm not generally into X-rated stuff, so I won't be reading this particular fic.

~Neshomeh, clearing things up.

I give you a box of spare tildes, like the one that should be over the "n" in the subject line. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

I assume it's me, though there was no mention of him explicitly. And, um... who? O.o

~Neshomeh, who will apparently have to read T_M's stuff again.

Dreadful it was, indeed.
Well, I didn't just want to go ahead with the standard, where the Agents meet and discover they like most all the same things.
So Crebaina still thinks Teek is a little rash and silly, and Teek still resents Crebaina's aloofness and tendency to retreat into herself, so to speak.

But much thanks, I'm glad you liked it. :)

We need to know what email addresses to send scripts etc to, so could all of you please send me an email from the correct address to

trojanhorseshadowfax AT gmail DOT com

all it needs to say is something along the lines of 'hi, this is me', but we need the addresses :)

if you send them to me as MP3s it should be fine

Yes, you'll get scripts, well, portions of scripts. I should tell you that at present, the script is longer than the transcript I have of The Shawshank Redemption. O.o. And if Cassie's Master Plan goes ahead and we also do the Macrovirus Emergency and the Flower Party, it will be huuuuuuge. So, yes, partial scripts it will be.

... that's a much better idea. I'll do that.

*facepalm*

I gotta think these things through more, eh.