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They are all stand alones. But if you can, read them in written order (The Fire Rose, first) the nomenclature and ideas will make a little more sense that way, not much more.

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Maybe Agent Sara could bring Jai along? XD

Oh, I hope I didn't get here too late...

Hey! You don't know me (why should you?) but Suicide and Diocletian are one of my favorite Agent pairs (though not 'ship-wise). I'm definitely going to miss you and your fantastic writing, and wish you good luck with your novel (which I'm planning on buying XD).

I gift you with an egg whisk to protect yourself from spambots and all things unholy in the Real World. It's gold-plated...oh, and it may also be used to whisk eggs.

Come back and visit? Please? You will be sorely missed.

Oh! Yes! :D I believe I remember you~ ... and of course, how could I forget the snapeybot? XDDD

Oooh... :O I solemnly swear to use it only for good. [... does pranking count as good?]

I'll look into that, then! I'm pretty sure we have the Elemental Masters series somewhere here at the library... *ponders*

... knowing my luck we won't have all of it, though.

Thank you muchly for the rec! :3

I do believe I met you last night...we were talking to the snapeybot. XD

Welcome to the insanity! Here, have an egg whisk. It's gold-plated and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

That you read the Elemental Masters before the Jousters. The Masters have more depth to the books, but the Jousters are a good quick read.

Really, your choice, I just give recomendations.

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That pic...*shudders*...

Get that guy destroyed right away. PLEASE.

Why dos ma storie suk, huh? Why? Can u do betta? Weres ur storie huh? GO DI IN A DTCH, FLAMA YOU PRIK. U maek fun of my and my pepsp and u maek mistaeks!!! God, pissof, you imbecile (yea I checkd dictionary.com!)!!

Her Arcanum
Before the Battle of Beruna, an elf comes to Narnia--by order of Aslan--to aid in Narnia's present & future. Though put off by her prickly personality, the Pevensies can’t help but try to unravel her mysterious past, her Arcanum. FULL SUMMARY IN PROLOGUE
C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-08

My comment: Anti!Sue, through and through.

Just use the name you get published under.

And then let everyone wonder whodunnit. XD

Pfft, that? Don't worry; it's been questionable for years already...

:O Does it have a name already, or can I name him?

If there is one person on this abbysmal site who deserves flames, it's you.

I'm going to put this in very short, simple words, that even someone of your pea-sized intellect can understand:

Stop.
Writing.
Now.

Welcome to the board. Try to keep a firm grip on your sanity. It's usually the first thing to go.

Whydid yui say that its FANficshun wich mens FANS wret it nd any1 cn be a fFAN, not jst u and ure pig frends ho go roumnd opprdshin my peeps and bein racist and stuff. ND WERES UR STORY, HUH?

Ots god storie. Da agents coolm and Dumbledor dos suick, hes studip and oppresice and stuf..

[[OOC: Terribly, terribly sorry. I don't think you're racist or oppressive or a pig. This is what happens when young white children take rap too literally, heh.]]

Cant beleve pepl liek you can use compiters, ure obvidusl a grumpe old man or s pifg. ANd there is suci thingd as blak rosis, you dumares! STOP UR FLAMN!

Like I said, I don't know when I'll get around to "Subjugation," but it's definitely on my list now. And I'll be steward and permission-giver for Dio, Su, Ithalond, Mithiriel, and assorted minis and paraphernalia. {= )

*hugs* I'll be in touch. Sporadically as usual, but even so. ^_^;

~Neshomeh

Da flowrs ar evil ashell specially SO, bot so much Da Clover and Hycinth hehehh. Wrte more plz!!!!!1!

[[OOC: A feminist slasher with no comprehension of what "nearly dead" means.

Ma'am, you have outdone yourself.]]

Lo, it is cuddly and evil! And green!

The lack of grammar is hurting. This be thread of goodness, saving me from the scourge of the bad spelling lIEK LULZ NO! NO MORE!

*downs a mixture of bleeprin, bourbon and coke - bleerbon and coke?*

I apologise profusely for making the Clover do those things and speak like that. It is not fair on the Clover.

Chapter 2: This Tiem its Personal

Da Clover kickd open da door to the small house. It was smoky nd he herd coffing comin from inside. Da Clover new somethn wsas going to happn, so he liftd up hiss gun. Da hed of the Venimmis Tentacle pooked round da cornr. "WHOSIT?" he yelld.

"Ure stoned," Da Clover replid.

"WHOSIT?" Venimmis Tentacl replyed agen.

"Its Da Clover, bitcg, Da Clover sed menasingly. And Ive com to revenge ma bro.

"OHSHIT" the Tentercle yelled, and he tryed to ran outside. Da Clover cort him and pushd him to the griund.

T"ell me whu killd ma bro" Da Clover yelld, shovin da Tentercle's face in da dirt.

"You wont beleeve me, Tantacle sad.

"TELL ME ANYWAY SO THAT I MSY REVENGE MY BRO AND FIX DIS SITCHEWASHIN" Clover yelld bittaly.

"Fine" Tendacle sed. "The SO did it."

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT WANT" CLOVER YELled fufiously. He bashd the Tenrtacles hed in2 the goround til the Tentcle was ded and stood up, ters stremng down his face.

"SO was ma frend. Why wuld he kill ma bro? I must find out so I can faec up to him and revenge ma bro.'

Da Clover turnd on his cellphone and calld the Hycinth. "Yo, Hycinth," Da Clover saed. "Its Da Clover. SO killd my bro. Can yo help me kill SO? Kthnx." Da Clover hung up.

"Lets do dis thin,' he sed solummly.

A/N Second chaptR! R&R! Da Clover is such a badass hey yeH! No FLAMES!

Well, hopefully the fanbrats are and will be lazy or grown up enough not to hunt us down. It isn't as though they have a leg to stand on, really. What would the suit be, do you suppose? I don't think they could prove intent to cause emotional distress or something like that, particularly since there isn't any such intent. Not that a lawsuit wouldn't be a bad thing anyway, even if you won.

Meh. I'm nowhere near ready to worry about it anyway. It remains to be seen whether or not I actually have the stamina to write a novel.

~Neshomeh

... and wait several years before attempting any publication at all, do you think it'll be safe? The pics were just scraps, I don't think many people see them.

They're actually canonical creatures from the second Ice Age movie, miniature, multi-coloured versions of Sid the Sloth who, despite having advanced knowledge of geology and volcanic tectonics, still insist on sacrificing said Slothto keep the ice from melting.