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Summary:A story about the love and life of Melba,the Smut Carver.

Melba was running through the corridors of HQ,thinking about the life she had lost forever.

Picnics in the soft grass...

Rejuvinating dives in lakes of pure azure...

Wild dances under the night sky...

And all in the confines of HQ...

However,it was all taken from her when one fine day,the Flowers kidnapped her and took her to a secret lab,where they dressed her in black leather and whipped her unmercifully.

Saying that "they needed something to keep your fellow Agents in line",they pumped Sue compounds into her body and forced her to read one thousand and one bad smut ideas.

They kept tourturing her for three days and three nights,until they released her into a grey and cruel world.

There,she did her duty well,traumatizing her former comrades with her evil and strange ways.

After brooding(gothically) about what her life had become, she continued running along the passageways,crying.

Then she met Melvin.

He was the only person who saw through the veil of disgust that she had woven about herself. He was the only person that cared about her despite what she has done.

She surrendered to him,and they had nights of love in convinient broom closets and patches of grass that appeared whenever they were.

However,the Flowers were wrathful that she had found love,and they sent an army of Evil Dandelions to destroy her happiness. She used all her abilities to protect her loved one,but was shot by one of their hired snipers.

Using the last of her powers to teleport Melvin to safety,she expired.

Melvin then later founded a brotherhood of gallant smut Knights(and priests,can't have a cult whithout priests)that lasted until this day: THE CULT OF THE SMUT CARVER!

~~~~~
The Sub Rosa looked up from the piece of paper she had been holding,and said: "I've never seen such a horrible pack of lies my entire life!"

"You'll get over it,my fellow Board Member,said the Marquis de Sod."

"You're right. Judging by the reports sent by my Department,not even the Cult members belived the fic,evenafterMelvin neuralyzed them."

"Really?"

Yes.

"Phew! I tought I might have to treat you to some Bleeperin just to calm your nerves.Not that I tought that was a bad thing,of course."

Don't worry. Now,is it just me,or are Het!Author-Wraiths stalking us...

Summary:A story about the love and life of Melba,the Smut Carver.

Melba was running through the corridors of HQ,thinking about the life she had lost forever.

Picnics in the soft grass...

Rejuvinating dives in lakes of pure azure...

Wild dances under the night sky...

And all in the confines of HQ...

However,it was all taken from her when one fine day,the Flowers kidnapped her and took her to a secret lab,where they dressed her in black leather and whipped her unmercifully.

Saying that "they needed something to keep your fellow Agents in line",they pumped Sue compounds into her body and forced her to read one thousand and one bad smut ideas.

They kept tourturing her for three days and three nights,until they released her into a grey and cruel world.

There,she did her duty well,traumatizing her former comrades with her evil and strange ways.

After brooding(gothically) about what her life had become, she continued running along the passageways,crying.

Then she met Melvin.

He was the only person who saw through the veil of disgust that she had woven about herself. He was the only person that cared about her despite what she has done.

She surrendered to him,and they had nights of love in convinient broom closets and patches of grass that appeared whenever they were.

However,the Flowers were wrathful that she had found love,and they sent an army of Evil Dandelions to destroy her happiness. She used all her abilities to protect her loved one,but was shot by one of their hired snipers.

Using the last of her powers to teleport Melvin to safety,she expired.

Melvin then later founded a brotherhood of gallant smut Knights(and priests,can't have a cult whithout priests)that lasted until this day: THE CULT OF THE SMUT CARVER!

~~~~~
The Sub Rosa looked up from the piece of paper she had been holding,and said: "I've never seen such a horrible pack of lies my entire life!"

"You'll get over it,my fellow Board Member,said the Marquis de Sod."

"You're right. Judging by the reports sent by my Department,not even the Cult members belived the fic,evenafterMelvin neuralyzed them."

"Really?"

Yes.

"Phew! I tought I might have to treat you to some Bleeperin just to calm your nerves.Not that I tought that was a bad thing,of course."

Don't worry. Now,is it just me,or are Het!Author-Wraiths stalking us...

From midnight to midnight July 14, New Caledonia time, we could roleplay a Bastille Day celebration, PPC style, in the city.

It's called The Call of Duty by Jael. I found it on HASA. Here is the link: http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?stid=6363

This author, by the way, has many good stories that I recommend.

Enjoy!

~Zoe~

With the Doctor, each time he regenerates, he's a new character, with a different personality. From what I know of Romana, she's the same way. If you made large changes to Ace's character, I'd say OC. If she's mostly the same, than canon.
Personally, I'd say something like "AU canon" or "mostly canon."

Totally late, I know, but Mom dragged me to the real fireworks yesterday and so I had no time to go online. ;_; SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND.

But anyway. I am not very patriotic so I'm just gonna wave a Korean flag and hope people don't hit me. *cowers*

U finished it!!!! U r so awsome! I hpe my stroy iz half asgod as this1 when Im done llol! U shuld write 4 the ral PPC.

XOXOX

(( And that's it for Brandy this year. My brain can't take it anymore. ))

Hence why I'm gonna be mean. So many possibilities to torture though... Hmm...

Celebi was cute.

Give the Sue who uses the name a very good consequence.

I'm gonna claim number #3. My Agents are with the Video Games, so if she wants to name a character after a Pokemon, she's gonna deal with the consequences. Mwahaha!

The story technically starts with Ace II, but there are many flashbacks.

I wasn't sure if regenerated Time Lords followed the same rules as aged human characters, since Doctors One through Ten have always been referred to as separate characters.

Dumbledore had a child... that married one of Voldemort's siblings - did Tom Riddle even have siblings? ... and they named their daughter after a Pokemon. And she'd have to have been named before the game that Pokemon is from even came out.

... My head hurts.

She once wrote an article discussing the possibility of the PPC being the product of a fanfic or something along those lines and the Flowers being in on it. She's a conspiracy nut.

Is Ace I part of the story?

I think I would go with Ace II is canon, like 29 year old Rose is canon.

Or, as happened in a fic I PPCed: someone wrote Jack/Ianto, but gave Ianto a sex change first.

who had a wife or girlfriend that was considerably younger, Dumbledore could have a niece that was Harry's age. Unless Wizard males stop being fertile somewhere between the ages of 40 and 50.

I think remote activators just have a 'Home' button, so that'd presumably be a bit easier. Suppose it'd mean you'd get flak from the Flowers for coming back before the mission ended, but better than getting into too much trouble, aye? 'Sides, the Agent(s) concerned wouldn't have to deal with getting the characters in the Goodfic's trust, and I reckon there might well be a better chance of finding someone who knows the things to do to help out. Although might not be Agents know how to stop, say, blood flowing from a wound. Is first-aid part of training these days?

Sort of relevant query: what of asking canons, if they're together enough?

Wasn't that a Pokemon?

Neice? Would this be Aberforth's daughter or Ariana's daughter? Or has the author forgotten that "neice" means "daughter of a sibling?"

First, I claim:

Hidden Truths, Hidden Lies » by darkroom reviews

Harry and Draco are opposites right? Although one would never wish to be like the other, when Dumbledore’s niece comes to Hogwarts Draco starts rethinking his life and in the end they are forced to see similarities they never thought they shared.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 3-2-03

My comment: If Dumbledore had a niece, she would be older than McGonagall!

These are up for grabs.
Dragons » by Midnightandjoe reviews

What if there were two kinds of dragons? What if Olivander was evil? This is the story of one human dragon as she struggles to live and find revenge.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 11-28-05

My comment: Anyone who gives this to Agent Madison will be very much out of favor with DoSAT's TARDIS repair team.

Celebi's Diary by Celebi Dumbledore reviews

Celebi Dumbledore, granddaughter of Albus Dumbledore and niece of Voldemort, releases herself from fulfilling her duty as a death eater and turns to Harry's arms. What will happen to her promised marriage and love to Draco?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,214 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-02 - Published: 10-6-02

My comment: Riddle's niece? How the hell?

Happy Fourth! Yay for all the big loud booms and pretty sparkles (my cats won't leave the safety of the bed for a week at least).

Sorry for posting again so soon, but I have a question.

I am writting a Doctor Who fanfic in which an established canon character (Ace, to be precise) became a Time Lord through some deus-ex-machina genetic tweaking and then regenerated. Would Ace II, her new incarnation, be considered an OC or a canon? I need to know for labelling purposes.

Thanks for any help.

I get both today. Yay!