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I… thought those were made, for the most part? In FFX, at least- in other games it seems they're already known, and IV and VI both have another plane where Espers exist, though with V you could make an argument that summons can exist in their own right on the same plane as the party…

Er. Sorry, got sidetracked.

Any particular reason for choosing those summons?

*thought Xemnas was nothingness? Nobodies rejected by light and dark, state of indeterminacy?*

Glad to help.

I give you a bag of holding! In stylish black, too.

...I can forgive your blasphemous LOTR-bashing.]]

Chapter Two

Reveiws please!

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IT WAS SO GRATE AND FUNNY I WOOD NEVR HOAVE THOUT OF MAKING ELETCORNS FALL IN LOVE BUT YOU DID ID SOO WEL!!!1!!!

its just descirptoin altho its very prety, right mores o sothing happesn plese

thiis is a goood story im stoo hjappy theres a few good righters here an you are one of themm!!1! I

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear friend!
Happy birthday to you!!!!

ALL FANTASE IS DUM AND SULD BE BUNRED!!! AN I ONLY FLAM PEIPLE THAT DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY FAEK ROSESES ARE BLACK THEIR ARE NO RAEL BLACK ROSES THEY HAVE NVER GROWN THEM YOU ARE THE STUBID ONE!!@!@!

is in total agreement with Agent Moon Sonata.

Who knows what other things they use telepathy for? I mean, they're GIANT TALKING FLOWERS. It's not normal anywhere--except the PPC, where the Flowers are in charge.

It's a conspiracy!

that she doesn't work out that the permanently open notepad file on my computer still contains the badfic I wrote. I can't be bothered to try and separate it from the goodfic I wrote during that time as well so I can delete it.

she doesn't understand about fanfiction or the PPC. Heck, she barely understands how to use the internet. Anything more complicated than searching Google and she's stumped. I don't even want to think about trying to explain a game where I deliberately throw out everything I learned about the English language in eleven years of schooling.

AND SO DO U!!! LOTR DOS NOT SUCL, LORT IS AWSOME!!!! HOA DARE U SAY THAT!!! MEANIE!!!

(( OOC: Forgive me? ))

But you explained that it's just a game and it was okay, right? {X D

~Neshomeh, whose mother sort of understands what the PPC is after having her daughter involved in it for about five years.

Ahhh, peace. *shares in the chocolate* I think the worst thing for me is the way the badficcers always seem to be talking at the top of their voices. They don't even need exclamation points or capslock. Those just make it worse.

Maybe it has something to do with all of them wanting attention so badly. I think Brandy is actually fairly "cool" in "real life," which would explain why she has no motivation to improve: No one has the nerve to tell her she's bad. But that coolness also goes hand in hand with craving that sort of attention.

I also think I have an advantage in sanity, with Brandy being a distinct character whose voice I'm simply borrowing. It's definitely NOT ME writing that badly, sort of thing.

~Neshomeh, who has an epic badfic so-called-plot bunny now, but might have to keep it caged until next year so she doesn't fry her writing circuits.

Come on, giant talking flowers! Not just flowers, even, but Flowers, with telepathy and stuff! That's not normal! Well, it is, but only in the PPC, which is obviously a front for a Flower-run society which controls the entire multiverse. Probably not all the Flowers are involved, but the SO? Oh, yeah. No doubt about it.

We'd talked about this a while ago, and I thought I'd see if anyone's agents were still interested.

The overly-paranoid Agent Moon Sonata is seeking recruits for the Flower Paranoia Society, an organization of agents who believe that the Flowers that Be are out to get them. If anyone's agents would care to join, please make a post saying so, and give me some basic information about your agent's attitude towards the Flowers. (Do they just think the SO doesn't like them, do they believe the Flowers are involved in a multiversewide conspiracy, or somewhere in between?) Thank you!

Tahnks for teh nyc reveiws event ho I olny got a few! Last chappie!

Mel adn MakesThings stepped into Hq adn saw som Mary|sues so tehy drew thier guns and started fireing at them. Tehy killed lots and ltos of tehm until tehy got back to wehere Makesthings worked and tehn he lookd arond at teh mess and was so sad becos he alwys loked aftre his stuf adn now it was al mesy. Mel put her hadn on his sholder adn siad “we will make it al beter agen adn u can do yuor work agan I wil help you” adn tehn he said “I knwo but it stil maks me sad to see it al liek tihs”.
Tehn threr was a siounf liek an arow beinf fireed adn Mel tunred round and saw a mraysue stadning in teh dorway who sad “ha ha ha yuo canot win aginst us we will win! wy not join us yuo ar one of us”? Mel lookd ruond and saaw MakesThings lying on teh floor wiht an arrow in his bakc he looked ded! She screamd “NOOOOOOOOOO”! adn shot the MraySue in teh hed. “I wil never be one of u bicth I love him”!
She fel to her knees and huged Makesthings who was stil alive but dyign. He loked up at her adn sed “Mel I love u pleae dont foregt me…” She cryed adn sed “no you catn be I love yuo u cant die”! then she remeberd her old powres form wen she was a Marysue she cuold save poeples lives wiht her power but she stoped usin tehm wen she came to teh PpC cos they wernt alowed.
But tihs was a speceial situation she thouht, the man she loved was dyin teh Flowres cuoldnt get agnry wiht her for savin him. she cloesd her eys adn fetl the power flow trough hre. Makesthigns opend his eys adn sed “Mel yuo saved me agan” dn tehn he kissd her and hedl her and they wer hapy.
Tehn Technodan caem in adn sid “teh marySus r al ded we can get bakc to work now” adn they wer al hapy. Tehn Mel adn MakesThings wnet to teh Flowers and sed “we watn to get maried” adn teh flowers sed “ok” adn then they wer maried adn lived in teh PPC for ever adn fixed al the Agnets stuf adn were realy realy hapy.

Teh END!

The peace... the spelling... the grammar... bliss.

*noms chocolate*

Oh sweet Eru, I cannot believe my FFL persona has gone as far as to attempt to start a flame war. When this is over, I am going to batter the little cow into pulp and feed it to the unadopted mini-Balrogs.

OMG u r seroisly in ned of an atitude chagnge i wuz only tryin 2 hepl and yuo give me all tihs greif! i dont even ahve cats i dont kep pets but i bet u do adn u do it wiht ur mum too!!!!!111 u ned to grow upa and r get a lief insteda of bein so ffin rude to ppl who r onnly tryin to help YUO!

And good to have you back. ^.^ Have a ring-bomb. Very nice for making sues go boom.

Bleepolate Liqueurs? Man, I really want some now. That sounds delicious!

I am well and truly scared of myself now. I'm just going to step back, damn my fingers for not getting the message that I am no longer playing and munch down on whatever chocolatey treats I can get my hands on. I posted three chapters of extremely bad spelling and grammar, mid-sentence author's notes and non-existent punctuation and deserve a break.

My mum saw what I wrote, was horrified and threatened to send me back to primary school to relearn the English language from scratch, that's how bad it was for me.