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thiis is a goood story im stoo hjappy theres a few good righters here an you are one of themm!!1! I

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear friend!
Happy birthday to you!!!!

ALL FANTASE IS DUM AND SULD BE BUNRED!!! AN I ONLY FLAM PEIPLE THAT DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY FAEK ROSESES ARE BLACK THEIR ARE NO RAEL BLACK ROSES THEY HAVE NVER GROWN THEM YOU ARE THE STUBID ONE!!@!@!

is in total agreement with Agent Moon Sonata.

Who knows what other things they use telepathy for? I mean, they're GIANT TALKING FLOWERS. It's not normal anywhere--except the PPC, where the Flowers are in charge.

It's a conspiracy!

that she doesn't work out that the permanently open notepad file on my computer still contains the badfic I wrote. I can't be bothered to try and separate it from the goodfic I wrote during that time as well so I can delete it.

she doesn't understand about fanfiction or the PPC. Heck, she barely understands how to use the internet. Anything more complicated than searching Google and she's stumped. I don't even want to think about trying to explain a game where I deliberately throw out everything I learned about the English language in eleven years of schooling.

AND SO DO U!!! LOTR DOS NOT SUCL, LORT IS AWSOME!!!! HOA DARE U SAY THAT!!! MEANIE!!!

(( OOC: Forgive me? ))

But you explained that it's just a game and it was okay, right? {X D

~Neshomeh, whose mother sort of understands what the PPC is after having her daughter involved in it for about five years.

Ahhh, peace. *shares in the chocolate* I think the worst thing for me is the way the badficcers always seem to be talking at the top of their voices. They don't even need exclamation points or capslock. Those just make it worse.

Maybe it has something to do with all of them wanting attention so badly. I think Brandy is actually fairly "cool" in "real life," which would explain why she has no motivation to improve: No one has the nerve to tell her she's bad. But that coolness also goes hand in hand with craving that sort of attention.

I also think I have an advantage in sanity, with Brandy being a distinct character whose voice I'm simply borrowing. It's definitely NOT ME writing that badly, sort of thing.

~Neshomeh, who has an epic badfic so-called-plot bunny now, but might have to keep it caged until next year so she doesn't fry her writing circuits.

Come on, giant talking flowers! Not just flowers, even, but Flowers, with telepathy and stuff! That's not normal! Well, it is, but only in the PPC, which is obviously a front for a Flower-run society which controls the entire multiverse. Probably not all the Flowers are involved, but the SO? Oh, yeah. No doubt about it.

We'd talked about this a while ago, and I thought I'd see if anyone's agents were still interested.

The overly-paranoid Agent Moon Sonata is seeking recruits for the Flower Paranoia Society, an organization of agents who believe that the Flowers that Be are out to get them. If anyone's agents would care to join, please make a post saying so, and give me some basic information about your agent's attitude towards the Flowers. (Do they just think the SO doesn't like them, do they believe the Flowers are involved in a multiversewide conspiracy, or somewhere in between?) Thank you!

Tahnks for teh nyc reveiws event ho I olny got a few! Last chappie!

Mel adn MakesThings stepped into Hq adn saw som Mary|sues so tehy drew thier guns and started fireing at them. Tehy killed lots and ltos of tehm until tehy got back to wehere Makesthings worked and tehn he lookd arond at teh mess and was so sad becos he alwys loked aftre his stuf adn now it was al mesy. Mel put her hadn on his sholder adn siad “we will make it al beter agen adn u can do yuor work agan I wil help you” adn tehn he said “I knwo but it stil maks me sad to see it al liek tihs”.
Tehn threr was a siounf liek an arow beinf fireed adn Mel tunred round and saw a mraysue stadning in teh dorway who sad “ha ha ha yuo canot win aginst us we will win! wy not join us yuo ar one of us”? Mel lookd ruond and saaw MakesThings lying on teh floor wiht an arrow in his bakc he looked ded! She screamd “NOOOOOOOOOO”! adn shot the MraySue in teh hed. “I wil never be one of u bicth I love him”!
She fel to her knees and huged Makesthings who was stil alive but dyign. He loked up at her adn sed “Mel I love u pleae dont foregt me…” She cryed adn sed “no you catn be I love yuo u cant die”! then she remeberd her old powres form wen she was a Marysue she cuold save poeples lives wiht her power but she stoped usin tehm wen she came to teh PpC cos they wernt alowed.
But tihs was a speceial situation she thouht, the man she loved was dyin teh Flowres cuoldnt get agnry wiht her for savin him. she cloesd her eys adn fetl the power flow trough hre. Makesthigns opend his eys adn sed “Mel yuo saved me agan” dn tehn he kissd her and hedl her and they wer hapy.
Tehn Technodan caem in adn sid “teh marySus r al ded we can get bakc to work now” adn they wer al hapy. Tehn Mel adn MakesThings wnet to teh Flowers and sed “we watn to get maried” adn teh flowers sed “ok” adn then they wer maried adn lived in teh PPC for ever adn fixed al the Agnets stuf adn were realy realy hapy.

Teh END!

The peace... the spelling... the grammar... bliss.

*noms chocolate*

Oh sweet Eru, I cannot believe my FFL persona has gone as far as to attempt to start a flame war. When this is over, I am going to batter the little cow into pulp and feed it to the unadopted mini-Balrogs.

OMG u r seroisly in ned of an atitude chagnge i wuz only tryin 2 hepl and yuo give me all tihs greif! i dont even ahve cats i dont kep pets but i bet u do adn u do it wiht ur mum too!!!!!111 u ned to grow upa and r get a lief insteda of bein so ffin rude to ppl who r onnly tryin to help YUO!

And good to have you back. ^.^ Have a ring-bomb. Very nice for making sues go boom.

Bleepolate Liqueurs? Man, I really want some now. That sounds delicious!

I am well and truly scared of myself now. I'm just going to step back, damn my fingers for not getting the message that I am no longer playing and munch down on whatever chocolatey treats I can get my hands on. I posted three chapters of extremely bad spelling and grammar, mid-sentence author's notes and non-existent punctuation and deserve a break.

My mum saw what I wrote, was horrified and threatened to send me back to primary school to relearn the English language from scratch, that's how bad it was for me.

ohio gozimas its me agin kawaiiichisgurl4eva and i have teh netx bit of mi ficcie i hop ur redy 4 it but furts ill do teh revu replys even tho i onlie gat 4 revews butt tahts okies cuz i luv u al

Hikau Yagami - im not leving it tere i pormise i juts watned to no waht ppl thugth of mi ficcy ill nevre abadnon my reders liek taht and i no ansela wuld sel tohse piccies bcuz shes relly bad and a theif u no

MoggetsGurl - of curse boht ur revews cont bcuz u mad tehm boht aftre i potsed teh 2nd chappie adn im glad u luv my stroi and red moar to se waht hapens netx

brandywine_baby89 - i no lux is wired and im not relly gud at writting zechs bcuz ive nevr trid if b4 butt i dont tihnk i did 2 bad at it do u and tehse agnets belng to sum1 caled sera and asnela (so sehs rely a selfinsret wich maks her a hypcrit) but i dont tihnk tehyl mind me usign tehm

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trip gapsed as he fetl his lif slipe awai form him and she watned to life so veri muhc bcuz he luved cerrin and ansela lots and he culdnt chose betwin tehm and he watned boht of tehm but tehy wernt shear him bcuz anseal was jeloz and so was cerin (a/n this chappy is form trips veiw duh and ur stuped if u dont fegure taht out allredy) adn so he culd nevre be wiht tehm wihch mad him said and watning 2 dye so he wuldnt has to chose and mak on off tehm sade.

tehn he herd wrods abov him adn eh relised it were anseal and cerine takling and saing sumtihng liek 'leef de phase in tensione Phasen vivo raivu liv' (a/n i got thes form a trasnlaton sihgt so u cant sai thier rong meenies) and he fetl lif cum bake 2 his bode and eh relised taht ansela and cerin were dong a forbided spel to reviv him and taht tehyd chose to boht b wiht him 4eva bcuz teh spele ment taht teh ppl prefroming it were 4eva bund 2 teh pursin tehy where brigning bake 2 lif ans so he wuld has 2 luvly gfs 4 teh rets of his lif and he opined his dep jasper (a/n thats a relly cole brown gem ston u no adn i thught it wuld be kewl 2 has trips eyes this colur but eyes is borring so he had orbs insted) and tolled cerrin and anselsa tihs and they wten 'i no' boht at teh sam tim and he wetn 'okay now has sex wiht me' and cerun went 'no not untul u giv me a weding wrong furst' and ansela went 'i can go fethc 1 now if trip opines a protal 4 me' ans do tripe opined a portal wihtout a potral thingy (a/n what are they caled agin cuz i fogot im suhc a ditz but at lest u no waht i men rithg) bcuz he was teh mots strangest magic usre in al of teh ppc and he didnt ned tecnolgy to do stuf and dosat (a/n what taht stadn 4 anywai) watned to kil him becuz he was beter tahn tehm but tehy where al weklings so tehy faled ans anywai ansela wetn thugh teh protal and cam back with 3 relly fancie loking rigns and seh sad 'this is teh 3 elvish rigns from lord of teh rigns ans it was esy for me teh gratest their in al wrolds to stel tehm form this ugly elfs taht had tehm' and tripe went 'yay' and put on one cerrins finger and on one anseals figner and the lats on one his fignre and sad 'now where al maried and none can sotp us form hasing sex'.

tehn cerin climed on2 teh bed and so dide ansela and ansela looked at his with melted choclate orbs of shinynes and seh puled his cloths of adn hers as wel and seh said 'put tat manmeet in my delcat fodls of womenfelsh' and cerin wetn 'me furst bcuz u had him erler' and ansela wetn 'i ned him now' as she stroced trips saphire hare and tehn trip mutered sum words and he sudenly had two mantihngs (a/n i cant say teh propr wrod bcuz mai paretns r in teh rome rigth now heheheh im so nughty) and he sad 'tehres enuf off me 2 go arund ladyes' and cerrin ans ansela boht wetn 'yay' and swalowed one of his 22-inhc sasuges eahc and tehn hermdite lux cum in ans saw tehm al nekkid and seh stukc her manthing in trip who moned and lieked it but anseal didnt watn 2 shear trip wiht anoter pusrin so seh puled out her knive and stabed lux how scremed and dyed and tehn trip went 'thanks ansela i luv u as much as i luv cerin' and boht girls wetn 'thnx trip we luv u 2' and kised eahc otha bcuz tehy were sekrit lesbans and lieked eahc otha as wel as lieking trip and unnown 2 trip tehy wre planing to trun him in2 a gurl as wel.

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THE END or is it i dont no bcuz if u watn 2 se moar mayb trip truning in2 a gurl juts tel me and ill writ it as son as i can i pomise.

[[OOC: Cerrin and Trip belong to Serra and are used with permission, although I'm sure she didn't realise exactly how far I would go with them. Ansela belongs to me and is not a self-insert. The only in character thing she did in this whole thing was take pictures of two guys making out. Please, don't ask me to write any more for this for at least another year, which is how long it will take my brain to recover. Please, leave in character reviews to remind me to write more if you wish, so I don't forget, but don't expect it yet.]]

taht was so kewl and i hop angleika can fidn sum1 woh undrestadns hre and can hepl her b a goht 4eva adn not b liek her meenie pratenr wo neds 2 serosly dye

izza was relly meen and its gud taht shes gon and now sedir can b wiht her tru luv 4eva and eva evan tho teh flours r meenies and watn to splet tehm up

roeses can 2 be blake i no bcuz i seen it on ncis were gibs alwaiys gave abie blac roses wen seh did a gud job or neded chering up so tere ur stuped

teh evil acasia wil nevre trumph ova teh powre off jacasia and jaycasia wil defet teh bithc and safe teh so form her and waht was wiht taht bite at teh edn bcuz jay and acasia semed relly ot off chacter tere adn it where wired evan 4 teh ppc

i dont like to flame but YOURE STORY SUCKSS11!! ROSES CANT BE BLCAK STUPID!!!1 AN LOTR IS STUPDI TO!!!!1