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ohio gozimas its me agin kawaiiichisgurl4eva and i have teh netx bit of mi ficcie i hop ur redy 4 it but furts ill do teh revu replys even tho i onlie gat 4 revews butt tahts okies cuz i luv u al

Hikau Yagami - im not leving it tere i pormise i juts watned to no waht ppl thugth of mi ficcy ill nevre abadnon my reders liek taht and i no ansela wuld sel tohse piccies bcuz shes relly bad and a theif u no

MoggetsGurl - of curse boht ur revews cont bcuz u mad tehm boht aftre i potsed teh 2nd chappie adn im glad u luv my stroi and red moar to se waht hapens netx

brandywine_baby89 - i no lux is wired and im not relly gud at writting zechs bcuz ive nevr trid if b4 butt i dont tihnk i did 2 bad at it do u and tehse agnets belng to sum1 caled sera and asnela (so sehs rely a selfinsret wich maks her a hypcrit) but i dont tihnk tehyl mind me usign tehm

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trip gapsed as he fetl his lif slipe awai form him and she watned to life so veri muhc bcuz he luved cerrin and ansela lots and he culdnt chose betwin tehm and he watned boht of tehm but tehy wernt shear him bcuz anseal was jeloz and so was cerin (a/n this chappy is form trips veiw duh and ur stuped if u dont fegure taht out allredy) adn so he culd nevre be wiht tehm wihch mad him said and watning 2 dye so he wuldnt has to chose and mak on off tehm sade.

tehn he herd wrods abov him adn eh relised it were anseal and cerine takling and saing sumtihng liek 'leef de phase in tensione Phasen vivo raivu liv' (a/n i got thes form a trasnlaton sihgt so u cant sai thier rong meenies) and he fetl lif cum bake 2 his bode and eh relised taht ansela and cerin were dong a forbided spel to reviv him and taht tehyd chose to boht b wiht him 4eva bcuz teh spele ment taht teh ppl prefroming it were 4eva bund 2 teh pursin tehy where brigning bake 2 lif ans so he wuld has 2 luvly gfs 4 teh rets of his lif and he opined his dep jasper (a/n thats a relly cole brown gem ston u no adn i thught it wuld be kewl 2 has trips eyes this colur but eyes is borring so he had orbs insted) and tolled cerrin and anselsa tihs and they wten 'i no' boht at teh sam tim and he wetn 'okay now has sex wiht me' and cerun went 'no not untul u giv me a weding wrong furst' and ansela went 'i can go fethc 1 now if trip opines a protal 4 me' ans do tripe opined a portal wihtout a potral thingy (a/n what are they caled agin cuz i fogot im suhc a ditz but at lest u no waht i men rithg) bcuz he was teh mots strangest magic usre in al of teh ppc and he didnt ned tecnolgy to do stuf and dosat (a/n what taht stadn 4 anywai) watned to kil him becuz he was beter tahn tehm but tehy where al weklings so tehy faled ans anywai ansela wetn thugh teh protal and cam back with 3 relly fancie loking rigns and seh sad 'this is teh 3 elvish rigns from lord of teh rigns ans it was esy for me teh gratest their in al wrolds to stel tehm form this ugly elfs taht had tehm' and tripe went 'yay' and put on one cerrins finger and on one anseals figner and the lats on one his fignre and sad 'now where al maried and none can sotp us form hasing sex'.

tehn cerin climed on2 teh bed and so dide ansela and ansela looked at his with melted choclate orbs of shinynes and seh puled his cloths of adn hers as wel and seh said 'put tat manmeet in my delcat fodls of womenfelsh' and cerin wetn 'me furst bcuz u had him erler' and ansela wetn 'i ned him now' as she stroced trips saphire hare and tehn trip mutered sum words and he sudenly had two mantihngs (a/n i cant say teh propr wrod bcuz mai paretns r in teh rome rigth now heheheh im so nughty) and he sad 'tehres enuf off me 2 go arund ladyes' and cerrin ans ansela boht wetn 'yay' and swalowed one of his 22-inhc sasuges eahc and tehn hermdite lux cum in ans saw tehm al nekkid and seh stukc her manthing in trip who moned and lieked it but anseal didnt watn 2 shear trip wiht anoter pusrin so seh puled out her knive and stabed lux how scremed and dyed and tehn trip went 'thanks ansela i luv u as much as i luv cerin' and boht girls wetn 'thnx trip we luv u 2' and kised eahc otha bcuz tehy were sekrit lesbans and lieked eahc otha as wel as lieking trip and unnown 2 trip tehy wre planing to trun him in2 a gurl as wel.

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THE END or is it i dont no bcuz if u watn 2 se moar mayb trip truning in2 a gurl juts tel me and ill writ it as son as i can i pomise.

[[OOC: Cerrin and Trip belong to Serra and are used with permission, although I'm sure she didn't realise exactly how far I would go with them. Ansela belongs to me and is not a self-insert. The only in character thing she did in this whole thing was take pictures of two guys making out. Please, don't ask me to write any more for this for at least another year, which is how long it will take my brain to recover. Please, leave in character reviews to remind me to write more if you wish, so I don't forget, but don't expect it yet.]]

taht was so kewl and i hop angleika can fidn sum1 woh undrestadns hre and can hepl her b a goht 4eva adn not b liek her meenie pratenr wo neds 2 serosly dye

izza was relly meen and its gud taht shes gon and now sedir can b wiht her tru luv 4eva and eva evan tho teh flours r meenies and watn to splet tehm up

roeses can 2 be blake i no bcuz i seen it on ncis were gibs alwaiys gave abie blac roses wen seh did a gud job or neded chering up so tere ur stuped

teh evil acasia wil nevre trumph ova teh powre off jacasia and jaycasia wil defet teh bithc and safe teh so form her and waht was wiht taht bite at teh edn bcuz jay and acasia semed relly ot off chacter tere adn it where wired evan 4 teh ppc

i dont like to flame but YOURE STORY SUCKSS11!! ROSES CANT BE BLCAK STUPID!!!1 AN LOTR IS STUPDI TO!!!!1

type really slowly and carefully, making sure that she deliberately leaves mistakes that she wouldn't otherwise make. She also has to force herself to leave her usual typos in place and to forget the existence of capital letters and proper punctuation. She has also slipped back into third person in self-defence, as she is horrifying herself with her 'writing'.]]

Name: im_tehmarster
Profile: oh hi I'm not really the master but he is so prette!!1 so i stole his name, lol. NEway, i'll right someting sooon, teh pppc is grate, LOTR SUCKSSS!!!11!!

but waht was wiht teh wirednes at teh end was it manks and sahdwo cuz tehy semed 2 be relly out of charter if u no waht i meen

i lieked it and taht evel bithc neded 2 dye

omg taht was so awsum adn i luved hw teh ravin roes kiled taht marrysu ded and plz red and revie my ficcie cuz its awsum liek tihs

Thankx for revuwing! And i dont' kno whats up wit all that stugg at the edn! I didn wright it! I tHink fanficland iz sneeking it in tehre or somthing.

But I can link you to the Department of Technical Errors, who are big on that sort of thing. Also they have Grammer.

Spelling. Blessed. Spelling. *grabs liquified spelling and drinks it* I NEED GRAMMAR. PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP. AND I KEEP ON MISSPELLING WORDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT'S AWFUL AND I HATE IT AND OH MY GOD I ALMOST SPELLED IT "H8".

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.

*noms chocolate*

DRIAIKAN WUZ SCREEMNG U R A EVAL BICH1!!11!!! MNAX U MUS TDIE!!!!1!!!1111! BUT TEHN teh sufnlor ofical runing in adn screem MENX MI LUV NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO an dtehn he shit lasre beems form ihs ptelas O NO UD ONT DARIKNA SHOTED NAD TNEH EH KIKED TEHS UNFLURE OFDICIL ITNO TEH WAL!!111!11111! O NO MAH HOMYES U DONT SCREEMD TEH SO (AN; IM JUS TGONNA SEY SO FRMO NO WON KEY/?/??!!1?) ADN TEH SO GRABED IHS LEG BTU TEHN DRAIKAN USDE MAGIK AN PROTALED AWEY THO HED INT AVE A MASHIN MNAX SCREMED GETH IM SO1!!111!!!! BTU TEHN SHDAOW SHOWT NO U DONT ANTEHN HSE KIKED TEH EVAL LEZBIN BICH MAXN I TEH HED1!111!!!11 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREMED TEHSO BTU SHAODW RUN AWY BFOR HE CULDO ANITING. JIL AN RED HALP MI SEH SHUTED SO TEHY CAIME OTU O FTEHR RV AN SHTO A TEH SO A BEUAUTIFULLL FOXLADI SED O RED U R MAZXIN AN RDE HUGED EHR AN SED O VASIDIIDELLLASID UR MI LIV AN LUV AN JIL WUXZ AN EVAL LEZBIN AN SHIOT @ SHADWO BTU TEHHN HTEY KILED EHR CUXZ SEH WUZ ELSBIN DEI LEZXBIOTCHEZ1!!111!!#11!! RED AN SHADWO AN VASID (an LOL HRE NAEMS TO LNOG I SHROTN IT_) PROTLED AWEY SCREMIG KIL TEH LEZBICHEZZZZZZZ!11!!!!!111!

AN; OHOHOHOH CLIFIE U MUTS REVU11!!!11

"Um. Manx?"

"Yeah?"

"Um."

"What?"

A pause.

"It's really bad."

A chair scraped across the floor. "What is?"

Another long pause.

A click.

"This..."

A much briefer pause.

"Oh. Good. Glods."

Pause.

"Kill?"

"Yes. KILL."

And I have to think about each typo. The problem is, I'm so obsessed with grammar this thing is making me infuriated. I don't know if I can post another chapter. o.o *shivering from lack of breakfast*]]

i h8 u ur awlfu an u hav secs w/ ur kats so tehre!!1!!1!1111! it dusnt mater wat i tloks lyke sloong as u canr ead it rite/??/???!???!?1//111?!!

I is not over until it is booted off the front page of the board. This is just a respite to that thread.

Leto

Darn! I was just about to write my Ressurected!SuperStudly!Makes-Things/all the women in the PPC fic!

PS:Have some candy!

*throws candy as a gesture of goodwill*

I wrote my stuff by typing too quickly, not correcting the spellings, and removing all punctuation.
It was sad!

Have a small brass camel, and lots of bleeprin.

drrkayngylhez or however I spelt it had no sense of characterisation, spelling, or, indeed, subtle usernames. I'm nervous that the game may have lowered my IQ - I made lots of typoes in this before staring at it and correcting it. Thank God for this.

Teh raven rose is so prettyy~

ong whut happnd 2 teh sue????

lol teh so is teh awesumest n kawaii like rite???