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Name: im_tehmarster
Profile: oh hi I'm not really the master but he is so prette!!1 so i stole his name, lol. NEway, i'll right someting sooon, teh pppc is grate, LOTR SUCKSSS!!!11!!

type really slowly and carefully, making sure that she deliberately leaves mistakes that she wouldn't otherwise make. She also has to force herself to leave her usual typos in place and to forget the existence of capital letters and proper punctuation. She has also slipped back into third person in self-defence, as she is horrifying herself with her 'writing'.]]

but waht was wiht teh wirednes at teh end was it manks and sahdwo cuz tehy semed 2 be relly out of charter if u no waht i meen

i lieked it and taht evel bithc neded 2 dye

omg taht was so awsum adn i luved hw teh ravin roes kiled taht marrysu ded and plz red and revie my ficcie cuz its awsum liek tihs

Thankx for revuwing! And i dont' kno whats up wit all that stugg at the edn! I didn wright it! I tHink fanficland iz sneeking it in tehre or somthing.

But I can link you to the Department of Technical Errors, who are big on that sort of thing. Also they have Grammer.

Spelling. Blessed. Spelling. *grabs liquified spelling and drinks it* I NEED GRAMMAR. PLEASE. SOMEONE HELP. AND I KEEP ON MISSPELLING WORDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT'S AWFUL AND I HATE IT AND OH MY GOD I ALMOST SPELLED IT "H8".

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.

*noms chocolate*

DRIAIKAN WUZ SCREEMNG U R A EVAL BICH1!!11!!! MNAX U MUS TDIE!!!!1!!!1111! BUT TEHN teh sufnlor ofical runing in adn screem MENX MI LUV NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO an dtehn he shit lasre beems form ihs ptelas O NO UD ONT DARIKNA SHOTED NAD TNEH EH KIKED TEHS UNFLURE OFDICIL ITNO TEH WAL!!111!11111! O NO MAH HOMYES U DONT SCREEMD TEH SO (AN; IM JUS TGONNA SEY SO FRMO NO WON KEY/?/??!!1?) ADN TEH SO GRABED IHS LEG BTU TEHN DRAIKAN USDE MAGIK AN PROTALED AWEY THO HED INT AVE A MASHIN MNAX SCREMED GETH IM SO1!!111!!!! BTU TEHN SHDAOW SHOWT NO U DONT ANTEHN HSE KIKED TEH EVAL LEZBIN BICH MAXN I TEH HED1!111!!!11 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREMED TEHSO BTU SHAODW RUN AWY BFOR HE CULDO ANITING. JIL AN RED HALP MI SEH SHUTED SO TEHY CAIME OTU O FTEHR RV AN SHTO A TEH SO A BEUAUTIFULLL FOXLADI SED O RED U R MAZXIN AN RDE HUGED EHR AN SED O VASIDIIDELLLASID UR MI LIV AN LUV AN JIL WUXZ AN EVAL LEZBIN AN SHIOT @ SHADWO BTU TEHHN HTEY KILED EHR CUXZ SEH WUZ ELSBIN DEI LEZXBIOTCHEZ1!!111!!#11!! RED AN SHADWO AN VASID (an LOL HRE NAEMS TO LNOG I SHROTN IT_) PROTLED AWEY SCREMIG KIL TEH LEZBICHEZZZZZZZ!11!!!!!111!

AN; OHOHOHOH CLIFIE U MUTS REVU11!!!11

"Um. Manx?"

"Yeah?"

"Um."

"What?"

A pause.

"It's really bad."

A chair scraped across the floor. "What is?"

Another long pause.

A click.

"This..."

A much briefer pause.

"Oh. Good. Glods."

Pause.

"Kill?"

"Yes. KILL."

And I have to think about each typo. The problem is, I'm so obsessed with grammar this thing is making me infuriated. I don't know if I can post another chapter. o.o *shivering from lack of breakfast*]]

i h8 u ur awlfu an u hav secs w/ ur kats so tehre!!1!!1!1111! it dusnt mater wat i tloks lyke sloong as u canr ead it rite/??/???!???!?1//111?!!

I is not over until it is booted off the front page of the board. This is just a respite to that thread.

Leto

Darn! I was just about to write my Ressurected!SuperStudly!Makes-Things/all the women in the PPC fic!

PS:Have some candy!

*throws candy as a gesture of goodwill*

I wrote my stuff by typing too quickly, not correcting the spellings, and removing all punctuation.
It was sad!

Have a small brass camel, and lots of bleeprin.

drrkayngylhez or however I spelt it had no sense of characterisation, spelling, or, indeed, subtle usernames. I'm nervous that the game may have lowered my IQ - I made lots of typoes in this before staring at it and correcting it. Thank God for this.

Teh raven rose is so prettyy~

ong whut happnd 2 teh sue????

lol teh so is teh awesumest n kawaii like rite???

Happy birthday! Have some daffodils, courtesy of Kumori.

A/N this is my first storie so plz b kind 2 me!!!!1!!

angelika crystal ravensong (a/n isn't her namew just teh kewlest???), was the most beutiful girl in the ppc. she had wate lrnth straight hair which wasas black os ebony and sprakling amber eyes she was also a tepepth who could reasd minsd 9a/n that is so kewl 2 i wish i was a telepath!!) but noone liked her bcause she was 2 pretty.
1 day she desided 2 becum a goth bcause every1 h8ted her.
maybe if i shoe them how sensitive i am then they won't bully me any mor she thort.
angelika started waring all black cliyhes and suddenly every1 started 2 be nicer 2 her.
but she was still unhappy so she used 2 cut her slf 2 get rid of teh painb. (a/n she was raped by hwr stepdad b4 she came 2 the ppc u know)
1 day she cut herself so much that she fell into a coma then her partner cane alonf. hay wake up!! she sadf (a/n i can't b bothered 2 make up a name 4 her partner bcause she isn't very nice!!) come on we have a mission the nshe saw teh blod.
OMGWTF she shouted u need 2 go the medicl dptmenyt. she piked up angelica and ran down teh hall 2 medical.
pls help she shouted my partner is hert!
teh medical staf grabbed angelik from her and put her in a bed (a/n i saw er where this exact same thing happened so im basing it on that. er is great!!)
OMG her hart has stopped shouted a nurse we need to start it again stst! they pressed teh electric pad things 2 angelikas chest and yelled clear! angelika jumped as the electric wnt through her and her hart stared again. she opened her eyes ans aksed what happned?

AN Cliffie! i'm so evil!!!! i want 5 reviews then ill continu this fis. it is definatly teh best fic i hav eva written! plz r&r. no flames

[[OOC: I think my brain esploded! I feel all dirty and the lack of commas is making my eyes water!]]

Amazing what words you come up with when you try to spell them wrong.]]

I don't know... I think I'm fine but the idea that people actually write profiles and stories like that...

Well, let's just say I'm disturbed and leave it at that.

Blumble, anyone?

Bleepolate Liqueurs? You know, Bleepka covered in Bleepolate? For double the Bleeping dosage? Either I just made them up, or there was mention of them somewhere... Quite likely option 1 though. My memory isn't like it was when I was 16...

I don't believe she's ever named in canon - she's only mentioned a couple of times, and that's as 'Ramandu's daughter' or 'the Queen'. *sigh* I'm predicting a response much like Thranduil's spouse for her, I'm afraid.