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Account name: Hikau Yagami
Profile: HAAAAAII! im Hikau yagami n i luv deathnote! its teh best mang eva!!!111! n i luv L so stay awaii!! lol!1
im suck a gud wrytr n i luc teh ppc so i;l post storyies sooooon1111!

[[Ouch. Head hurts.]]

Oooo tihs is intruiging who is she? hse sounds reely prtty but u need 2 be carful or she mite end up a mArySue adn tehn some1 wud hav to kill her adn i dont want tath cuz I wann kno waht happens to her!

OMG taht was soo meen izas not like taht! oK she iz a bit wierd cuz shes form bad slash but she is not mean and crul! u need to get ur facts straiht bef4 u rite stuf ike tihs!

That was a bit wierd how can elecrtons have love lifes? they dont even tihnk they r just little bits of atomms.

A woobie tends to be a character that has suffered an absurd amount. This gives a more detailed explanation, with examples. They don't need to be useless crying wimps to be woobies.

aww lyk taht was soo rom4nt1c 1 don usual1y lyk rom4nc3 but7 7ha7 waz lyk beter tahn twilite. maby wehn im a fizzy-cyst lyk i wanna b wehn 1 gr0w upe ill fydn oute taht stuff lyk dat actuallie happns woudlnt tahnt b awesum?
keep writin! dat was relly kool!

k0di369

psst is it gunna b a 1nshoit? persnly i tink it mite b beter az 1 but 1 bete iff ny1 culd pull of a zecond chappie u culd!!11!!1111

[[OOC: What I never thought would happen happened. Both I and my FanficLand persona agreed on something. I said it didn't make my brain want to commit suicide and it was even almost well-written for a Badfic Game thing, and she said it was the best thing since Ray Bradbury and George Orwell, and that's close enough to agreeing.
[[Yay that.]]

This time, they take down a DoctorDoctor fic.

Actually, at least a 12-year-old. Two if you count the psychotic version of me that is my FanFicLand account.. but she doesn't count. She can't even count, after all.
That's about it... I just like nitpicking. I shall go back to attempting to get back into the habit of using l33t.

I'd say you could take the four Agents I'd like to write and with my blessing - someone gave them bungee jackets and they're bouncing around off my cranium, and it hurts - but since I haven't permission, I've to wait until next year.

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Oh noes waht is gonna happen to krista!????//!!1

I liek tihs story but u need to rite more! I wanna kno about waht happens!!1 Brenden is sooo kool he gest to blow stuf up and is not baad lookin iether!

wll afagndu u hav lyk an intrestin stori but i tink maby u shud hav krista an brendin know eachuzer 4 loger cuz a fren ov myn haz lyked dis boi 4 years an shi stil hasntt told im dat zhe lyks hm so in lyk 2 minuts is relly irrealistic but it luks intrestin lyk i sayd plz uppy-d8 s000n!!11!

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k0di369 teh 1337~!!11!!

[[OOC: I even managed to misspell the "author"'s name. This is a new low. I shall now contemplate it.]]

Username: k0di369
Profile: im oviously mucch l337er than u bcause ur reeding dis & im writin it haha
wel im a 12 yrs old girl an im lyk, reely smart cuz i got zecond place in teh hole stait in dese exams so i lyk pwn, an i live in mezico an i tink theh ppc is relly awesom but i don undrstan wot tey ave agains sues. if u anoy mi i will lyk, kik ur butt an send u a viiirus muahahaaa!!11
but rally i hav a quession; lik y is gramer so inportan. an dus ny1 no wat ppc miniz wuld b. cuz 1 ov tehm wuld b rlly kool.

[[OOC: Because I'm a stickler for proper pronunciations even when canon is going to a silly-Boarders-induced Hell, the name's pronounced Cody-three-six-nine - 369 just thought that it would be s0 teh kool if it were in odd-spelling-ese. *sigh* I hate hate hate the people in my head. Really I do.
[[My brain is dead. Mourn it.
[[However this is going to be interesting. Though I think I'll only comment. And the bit about the exam is actually true, if you take the badly written chatspeak, netspeak, 1337 and cat-on-keyboard out. Yay exam... well, not, but it lets me brag. And iffen I canst brag (I will stop messing with words... That was hard and now I'm making more typos than usual from that. Ai Tórok.), then I'm going to be quiet now.
[[Yees. I will be quiet. I will be quiet, and very, very frightened.]]

one upon a time ther was a gurl namd Krista n she was a ppc agent n she likd to blow things up! so on day she was walkin thru hQ n she saw a cute boy agent n she say "hi!" and he say "hi!" back n she say "my names Krista!" and he say "my names Brenden!" and she blush cuz no ones evr ben this nice to her bfor and she say "ur cute!" and he say "ur cute too! will u be my gf!" and she say "yes i will be ur gf!" and they kiss n then someon com up bhind them and say "no u cant b togethr Krista is min!" and he nock Brenden out n kidnap Krista!

OMG CLIFFIE! R&R!! PLZ!!!1

[[OOC: Brain...ow...]]

Name: AgafndYou

Profile: OMG i LUUUUV teh PPC tehy r soooooooooo amzng an kool n stuf but i LUUUUUUUUV brenden OMG he is SOOOOOOOO cute!!!11!!11!

[[OOC: My brain hurts. Oh, well. At least my username's somewhat sane.]]

...I could be useful (a bit) when it comes to your friend...I've had Spanish drilled into my head for two years going on three, so I could be helpful. And it'll help me learn, as well.

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

Tahnks for al the lovely reveiws! brandywine_baby89 u guesed rite tehre is sum romance this chappie is for u for guessin!

Teh marcrovirus eploded and Mel loked gratfuly at MakesThings and said “thanku your a raly good shot”. He loked embarasd adn tehn she sed “we need to get ot befor mor of them come and try to kil us”! He was realy scraed of the monstres but he was tryijn to be brave cos Mel didtn look scared (A/N but she was) and he sed “I ned to mak mor Tarddises for every1 cos they need to have somwhere to liv”.
Mel noded and sed “ill help u but we ned to be somwher safe or well be kiled” and then she took out a portall-maker thing (A/N does ne1 no what tehy r caled?) and opend a portl to teh PPc city and sed “we cn make tehm here adn taek them to the agetns”.

MakesThigns sed “tahst a gud idea” aadn he wetn throuh the prtal and into the city and Mel folowed him. Teh ppl form his dpeartment like TechnoDan and Tess adn ppl from othe places came adn helpd them buidl mor Tardisses adn took ethme to teh agens who wer stuck instorys.

Mel adn makesThings stayed together in the city and got to be very clos. And thye fel in love adn desided that they watned to live to gether forever. Mel sed “I will aks the sO if I cn mov departmnets so I can b with u cos i love u so much”. MkaesThings sed “but wahts bout yor job u lov ur work”? Mel sed “I no but I wuld rathr b wiht u and I can help u better tihs way”. Then MakesThings kissd her and hedl her and sed “I love u soo much Mel” adn she hold him and sed “I love you too”.

Juts then they got a mesage form the Subrosa (A/N I think thahts how u spel it) sayin taht MarySues ahd got into HQ! adn everyon had 2 come bakc adn help fihgt them. They were worreid cos tehy thougt it woudl be very danegrous. Mel sed “I hav togo its my duty” adn then Makesthings sed “I will com too and help I don't want u to go alon”. She sed “ok but pleas be carful u r not traind like me” and he replyed “i will i love u”.
He opend a portan adn they wnet throuh into HQ ready to fighty the MarySues…

Hehehe cliffie agen! If u r nyc and giv gud reveiws u get a new chappie quicker!

Ur just jealous coz shes shuch a good riter, leeve her alone! So wat if PPC vamps r differen? HELLO! It's fanFICTION, stupid!

That is pretty much all I can say.

...The trauma has been distributed fairly equally. Mine's on the heavy end of the scale, but there have been others with some pretty nasty stuff.
GM even admitted it was on purpose, to show what the Imperial Knights are like by placing them in moral problems.
Most of the other characters shrug it off really quickly, but mine actually needs the time to work through it.
The Sith don't care, the Jedi have that 'trust in the will of the Force' thing to ease some of the pain, but an IK can only hope his Emperor is doing the right thing.

Isn't that why there are more characters? To distribute the trauma evenly?

Poor Knight of yours!

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