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This time, they take down a DoctorDoctor fic.

Actually, at least a 12-year-old. Two if you count the psychotic version of me that is my FanFicLand account.. but she doesn't count. She can't even count, after all.
That's about it... I just like nitpicking. I shall go back to attempting to get back into the habit of using l33t.

I'd say you could take the four Agents I'd like to write and with my blessing - someone gave them bungee jackets and they're bouncing around off my cranium, and it hurts - but since I haven't permission, I've to wait until next year.

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Oh noes waht is gonna happen to krista!????//!!1

I liek tihs story but u need to rite more! I wanna kno about waht happens!!1 Brenden is sooo kool he gest to blow stuf up and is not baad lookin iether!

wll afagndu u hav lyk an intrestin stori but i tink maby u shud hav krista an brendin know eachuzer 4 loger cuz a fren ov myn haz lyked dis boi 4 years an shi stil hasntt told im dat zhe lyks hm so in lyk 2 minuts is relly irrealistic but it luks intrestin lyk i sayd plz uppy-d8 s000n!!11!

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k0di369 teh 1337~!!11!!

[[OOC: I even managed to misspell the "author"'s name. This is a new low. I shall now contemplate it.]]

Username: k0di369
Profile: im oviously mucch l337er than u bcause ur reeding dis & im writin it haha
wel im a 12 yrs old girl an im lyk, reely smart cuz i got zecond place in teh hole stait in dese exams so i lyk pwn, an i live in mezico an i tink theh ppc is relly awesom but i don undrstan wot tey ave agains sues. if u anoy mi i will lyk, kik ur butt an send u a viiirus muahahaaa!!11
but rally i hav a quession; lik y is gramer so inportan. an dus ny1 no wat ppc miniz wuld b. cuz 1 ov tehm wuld b rlly kool.

[[OOC: Because I'm a stickler for proper pronunciations even when canon is going to a silly-Boarders-induced Hell, the name's pronounced Cody-three-six-nine - 369 just thought that it would be s0 teh kool if it were in odd-spelling-ese. *sigh* I hate hate hate the people in my head. Really I do.
[[My brain is dead. Mourn it.
[[However this is going to be interesting. Though I think I'll only comment. And the bit about the exam is actually true, if you take the badly written chatspeak, netspeak, 1337 and cat-on-keyboard out. Yay exam... well, not, but it lets me brag. And iffen I canst brag (I will stop messing with words... That was hard and now I'm making more typos than usual from that. Ai Tórok.), then I'm going to be quiet now.
[[Yees. I will be quiet. I will be quiet, and very, very frightened.]]

one upon a time ther was a gurl namd Krista n she was a ppc agent n she likd to blow things up! so on day she was walkin thru hQ n she saw a cute boy agent n she say "hi!" and he say "hi!" back n she say "my names Krista!" and he say "my names Brenden!" and she blush cuz no ones evr ben this nice to her bfor and she say "ur cute!" and he say "ur cute too! will u be my gf!" and she say "yes i will be ur gf!" and they kiss n then someon com up bhind them and say "no u cant b togethr Krista is min!" and he nock Brenden out n kidnap Krista!

OMG CLIFFIE! R&R!! PLZ!!!1

[[OOC: Brain...ow...]]

Name: AgafndYou

Profile: OMG i LUUUUV teh PPC tehy r soooooooooo amzng an kool n stuf but i LUUUUUUUUV brenden OMG he is SOOOOOOOO cute!!!11!!11!

[[OOC: My brain hurts. Oh, well. At least my username's somewhat sane.]]

...I could be useful (a bit) when it comes to your friend...I've had Spanish drilled into my head for two years going on three, so I could be helpful. And it'll help me learn, as well.

I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

Tahnks for al the lovely reveiws! brandywine_baby89 u guesed rite tehre is sum romance this chappie is for u for guessin!

Teh marcrovirus eploded and Mel loked gratfuly at MakesThings and said “thanku your a raly good shot”. He loked embarasd adn tehn she sed “we need to get ot befor mor of them come and try to kil us”! He was realy scraed of the monstres but he was tryijn to be brave cos Mel didtn look scared (A/N but she was) and he sed “I ned to mak mor Tarddises for every1 cos they need to have somwhere to liv”.
Mel noded and sed “ill help u but we ned to be somwher safe or well be kiled” and then she took out a portall-maker thing (A/N does ne1 no what tehy r caled?) and opend a portl to teh PPc city and sed “we cn make tehm here adn taek them to the agetns”.

MakesThigns sed “tahst a gud idea” aadn he wetn throuh the prtal and into the city and Mel folowed him. Teh ppl form his dpeartment like TechnoDan and Tess adn ppl from othe places came adn helpd them buidl mor Tardisses adn took ethme to teh agens who wer stuck instorys.

Mel adn makesThings stayed together in the city and got to be very clos. And thye fel in love adn desided that they watned to live to gether forever. Mel sed “I will aks the sO if I cn mov departmnets so I can b with u cos i love u so much”. MkaesThings sed “but wahts bout yor job u lov ur work”? Mel sed “I no but I wuld rathr b wiht u and I can help u better tihs way”. Then MakesThings kissd her and hedl her and sed “I love u soo much Mel” adn she hold him and sed “I love you too”.

Juts then they got a mesage form the Subrosa (A/N I think thahts how u spel it) sayin taht MarySues ahd got into HQ! adn everyon had 2 come bakc adn help fihgt them. They were worreid cos tehy thougt it woudl be very danegrous. Mel sed “I hav togo its my duty” adn then Makesthings sed “I will com too and help I don't want u to go alon”. She sed “ok but pleas be carful u r not traind like me” and he replyed “i will i love u”.
He opend a portan adn they wnet throuh into HQ ready to fighty the MarySues…

Hehehe cliffie agen! If u r nyc and giv gud reveiws u get a new chappie quicker!

Ur just jealous coz shes shuch a good riter, leeve her alone! So wat if PPC vamps r differen? HELLO! It's fanFICTION, stupid!

That is pretty much all I can say.

...The trauma has been distributed fairly equally. Mine's on the heavy end of the scale, but there have been others with some pretty nasty stuff.
GM even admitted it was on purpose, to show what the Imperial Knights are like by placing them in moral problems.
Most of the other characters shrug it off really quickly, but mine actually needs the time to work through it.
The Sith don't care, the Jedi have that 'trust in the will of the Force' thing to ease some of the pain, but an IK can only hope his Emperor is doing the right thing.

Isn't that why there are more characters? To distribute the trauma evenly?

Poor Knight of yours!

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Name:Burning Watier

Profile: Hi! My name is Burning Water and i'm an aspiring weriter. I like to write stuff about the PPC especially the Femmes.

Yay! I rlly like ur storu, even tho I thin gay is ok lol! But no1 shulb b mean lik Iza 2 zedri, so I likked this! R U going 2 wirte mor, or is this a 1-shiot? Id lik 2 c mor detail bwtwwn Sedrio and Jonatham if u contienu, ok?

O and u can cuont this revue as 10 if you want 2!! lol

XOXOX

Title: True Luve Needs No One ELse
Author Name: Lady Cyskia
Category: PPC
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Angst
Summary: agent sedri is all alone and SOO sad! can an old love make it all better?


A/N: Sooo i jus read a missino abut agents sedriand iza and i thot EW thts gross they shuldnt put a slashr in the DMS!poor sedri lst her last prtner and den got stuck wit dis gay LOSER! so heres what RELLY happend!


Angent SEdri sat curled up on a chair in her rc crying. Eeverything was going wrong first she made a mistaake in hr last misson and nerly killed caspian instead of the sue then she wasnt even alowed to cry over his body becase her evil partner iza wascold and nasty and said "we hav a report to write up sedri".

sedri said "i don't want to write reports i just killed caspian and hes so handsomand i love him and he's my LO and you're meeeeeeean!!!!"

but iza dug her ten inch nails in2 sedris arm and draged her away from the body and back to their rc and said "im goin to check what the Flowers say' and the flowers said "iza your evil an sedri dservs better dan you 4 a partner and u are herby BANSHIEED two work in BADSLASHES!!!!@!!!!!@@@@!

and iza stormed off all angry and bitching and swearing da t shed go bak to her ofu (you know de official fanfic universties i know she didnt actully cum from one but jus pretend ok?)

so now sedri hd lost her partner as well as her lovrboy and she wus sad even tho iza was eevil sedri was nice an lked iza nyway.

"WHY MEEEEEE?????!?!?!?!"she cried screaming up at da heavens an hopin de ironicoverpower was NOT listning b/c hed be evil to her if he did (all evil powers r men dont u knowwww????)

so sedri cryed in her r...il da door opned an who shuld be der but "JONATHAN MY OTP!!!!!"

sedri squealed and through hrself at jonathan kssing him and huggin him b/c jonathan washer old partner (a/n you know before that bitch izza??) that shed lost wen da cruel flowers sent him to doga an away from her. jonathan was an ex gary Stu who sedri had rescueed AAAAGES ago and had been a replaacement fro prince caspian an loooked jus like him (a/n i knw ppc agents arnt supposed to save da gary stus but how else culd i make him look like prince C HOOOT!)

"i thought id never see you again!!!!" sqeauled sedri and jonathan huged her and said "i thought id never see you either sed, but da flowers had a chnge of heart and sent me back to you two stay 4eva!"

and sedri kised him and dey set 2 work kilin gary stus and stupid slash agents like iiza.



a/n no one said what sedris last partner was named so i named him!! haha!

hope uliked my story i'm plannin more but i wan AT LAEAST 30 reviews before i post more b/c i need the inspiration pleeeeeeease!

OOOOh, I have;t repilied 2 1 of ur stories in a long time lol! This is still rlly rlly good, us hould finish it! Dud I ever tell u that Jaycasia is awsum, bcuz she IS! And don't kill theSO!!!! that would SUCK! Evn if he IS meen sumtimz!

XOXOX

Title: Should U, Wuld U, Kudzu B Mine?
Author: brandywine_baby89
Rating: G (so far)
Genre: General/Romance

Summary: When a new Agent joins thePPC, will she change sone1's life 4 the better? My 1st sory, R&R plx!!!

1day, some1 new walked down the corrders of HA. She was short, 5' tall, tho her black boots made her look taller. Her ahir was blonde but dyed with dark red-brown 2 blend in better and like camoflash, and she had blue etes with contacts bcus glasses would relflect light 2 much. And she wort a blakc shirt that showed her stomah, bcaus she worked out bertween rading LOTR and HO and of course keeping up on the PPC missions, bcaus she knew that if she wanted 2 be good, she had 2 b lyke DAffyd and JAyCacia and the other famous agents. NEway, she did;t have a lash pathc yet bcause she was going to get it soon, but she wore a skit that was gave her freedom of movement and not slowher down in missions. So she wnet 2 c the MArqwie de Sod.

(OMG cliffie lol!! PLz review, nother chappie coming soon!

XOXOX)