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wah, ur juts a meenie who does't aprecate mai sugoi writig skilz. im not scarred off ur minons. brign em one!!!1!!

[[OOC: Jen, is that you?]]

Seriously. Just do everyone a favour and stop writing. Your plot sucks, your spelling sucks, your name sucks, and you suck. iF you don't stop writing I'll send my army of minions around to your house, so be warned and STOP.

[[OOC: There's always a flamer or two, right?]]

Omg I luff it! it's so dramatic and I really want to now what happens next! Write mor now!!!!

[[OOC: This is the info for the fic above]]

Title: cerrin trip and anselas luv stroi
Genre : Romance
Summary: cerrins in luv wiht trip but seh catces trip wiht ansela waht wil hapen

[[Gah, I blame the badness. Excuse me while I go drown myself in bleepka and chocolate while working on the next installment.]]

I squee over most of my characters and have been known to create characters for the sole purpose of squeeing over them.

hi gaiz this is kawaiiichisgurl4eva and tihs is mai furts stroi eva and i hopez u al liek it bcuz its abut trip and ansela and cerrin and thier luv 4 eahc otha.

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cerrin skiped hapily dow the coridor of ppC hQ, singoing a cherful chune as she thoought of her wonderfool, strang, brav bf, trippy-chan. she fliped her waste-lenght ruby hair away form her flawles tanzanite (a/n i copyies that from wikepeda coz it sunded sugoi and its a pale blue stone like lilac and looks realy sugoi and kawaii) blue orbs adn similed at a pasing agnet. her bishie trip wuld be wating 4 here in hiz rc, whitch waz totaly rc1 bcuz he was teh best agnet eva, and seh waz teh 2nd bets agnet eva so she has rc#2, butt it wos al teh wai ova at teh ova sied of hQ bcuz teh flours wer mean and didnt want tehm to b 2gethr. shed ben wit trip 4 almots a yer now and tehy luvved eahc otha verie muhc adn trip has even sad taht he watned 2 mary her.

seh wakled in2 trippy-kuns rc to spake to him bcuz seh didnt ned to nok bcuz seh were his gf adn alowed 2 go anywere in his rc but seh herd sunds form teh bedrom so she went ova 2 it 2 se waht tirp was doin bcuz mayb he has a surprez 4 her. seh opined teh dor 2 se waht he were dong and saw tirp lies on teh bet wiht anslea beneth him moaning like 'trip put that thursting rode of manmeet in me' and trip siad 'yeh anseal ur so gud' and tehn ansela and trip scremed and tehn cering scremaed bcuz her trippy-sama was cheting on her wiht her bets frend and seh was sufring form a broked hart.

seh run out of teh rc adn ansel rune atfer her but anlesa waz nekkid so she had to ran awai form lux what was alos in teh coridor and was now a hermadite (a/n you know one of thise tihngs taht has manbits and women bits i firget waht their caled) bcuz of a lap acidant and was rapping evry1 woh seh saw bcuz seh watned to pas on her cruse.

sevral hurs latter cerin cam bakc to her trippy-donos rc whitch now said 'trip and asnelas rc' on teh dore and seh went in2 it wiht a macine gun thingie taht she got from the palce were u get gusn fom (a/n what r thise palces caled agan bcuz i forgot) and seh puled teh triger thingie and bulets wetn everywere and trip aksed 'waht r u doin' and cerin went 'u cheted on mai so i kil u and anslea' and tirp was his by a bulet and so was cerin and ansela.

tehn the dore opined again bcuz sum1 herd teh buletfier adn cam to se waht was gong on and tehy caled medical to cum sotr evrtihng out adn maek evrytihng beter agin.

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omg isnt this teh best ficcie eva waht wil hapen to cerrine and asnela and trip and wil tehy al be okai and wil they eva sotr out who is trip-kois gf.

it was so meen of thoes nursry ppl 2 ignoer jasin liek taht and its good taht gorgia is wiht him noa. july falme and kumiro r juts jeloz bcuz no oen luvs tehm like jasin luvs gorgie

u cant make it a clifhanger how culd u i want to fidn out waht hapens to makes tihngs and mel and thier sugoi luv 4 eahc otha

u shuld write moar abut eleranial (is tat how u spel it0 bcuz shes kawaii and neds a bishie bf vampire to kep her conpanie

this stroie is so kawaii and sugoi and the bonsy malorn is so hidoi for not leting selene has a nu patrner and maling hre go on misions al alon. i luv teh sprakles. plz writ moar

there needs 2 b mor vampyrs in the ppc lol my stories gna be abt vampyrs

its sooo deep n teh song is awsum n vampires r awsum 2! ur similys r rely professional n stuff!

Awww... I was soo sad when I herd Daffydd was dead. and i wonder how his gf fellt? but yeah everyo1 tihnks Selenes all tuff and doesnt need any1 but she would ahve felt sad to. and the bonsay malorn is juts meen making her go on misions al alone! Im glad she felt beter at the end!

OMG that was like sooo deep. Ellerianniel needs to fidn reel love and I hop she does cos that is soooo sad waht shes been throgh!

((Cannot keep own pseudogoth username straight...))

Very pretty Song, though it is not so Tragic as it could be if Sunlight cannot harm her. She does sound Beautiful, though.

OMG, that's sooo good! I cant wate to find out wat hapens! Mel sounds so cool an im so glad she saved Make Things!

Title: Song of the Vampire
Genre: Angst
Summary: Selene's partner died last year. Now shes trying to recover. xover with Twilightt.

A/N Okay so I read this book called Twilite and it had vampires in it. An I was thinking about the PPc and how theres vampires Agents and I thought itd be cool if Selene wasn't a vampire like she is (how doesnt she burn up in the son, anyway?) but a vampire out of tWilight instead and then I herd this song which was reelly aptropriate to the story so I just had to right it!!

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My life goes on in endless song
Above Earths lamentations

Selene Morgana Windflower Perdita Lilith X sat in her response centre listening to the music in her mind. It had been a year since her partner Daffyd had been killed and she was still sad.

I hear the real though far off hymn
That hales a new creation

He had been on a mission with his girlfriend Constance and had blown himself up with a ring Selene had given him (A/N is that write?). She had been upset but Constance had left the PPC before the campire could apologise, so she was left alone with her grief.

Through all the tumbles and the strife
I hear its music ringing

Since then Selene hadn't had a partner, and had had to go on missions all alone, because she was being punished for letting her partner die even though she hadn't been there. This meant she was even more sad, and the bonsy Mallorn hated her.

It sounds an echo in my soul
How can I keep from singing

BEEEEEEEEP went the console and Selene pressed the button to make it shut up. She had another mission, and it was a very hard one. She got her bag and opened the portal and stepped through.

When tyrants tremble in their fear
And hear their death bell ringing

On the other side of the portal Middleearth was dark cnd grey. It was raining and Selene was miserable as she walked through the puddles towards Rivendale. She could still hear the music in her mind, though, and that encouraged her and kept her going.

When friends rejoice both far and near
How can I keep from sniging

As the vampire reached the edge of Rivendale she paused on the bridge, looking up. Miraculusly, the clouds seemed to clear over head, and a brilliant ray of sunshine shone down on Selene. She held up her hand in the light and watched the sparkles move over her skin like thousands of glittering diamonds.

In prison cell and dungeon vile
Our thoughts to them ar winging

Standing on the bridge, listening to the music, Selene smiled. Life wasn't so bad after all, she decided, watching her hand. There were worse things that could happen to her, and had in the past. Now that was all behind her. Holding her head high and sparkling like an opal, the vampire Assassin went on with her mission.

When friends by shame are undefined
How can I keep from singing

Account details:
Username: XxLuminescent-TearsxX
Profile details: I am a Traveler on the Road of Lyfe. From the Ancient Moonlight of Yesteryear, I bring to you the many Musings of One, once Mortal, now a Goddess of the Night...a Vampyre Ascended into the very Pinnacle of Power. Look not directly upon my Face, for the Crystal Tears of an Immortal will haunt your Soul and rise within your Dreams.


Story:
Title: Forsaken By The Sun
Genre: Angst/Romance
Summary: Two Vampyres Dwelling Within HQ...can their Love ease the Pain of Eternity?

Chapter One
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A/N: No Flames, for our Intrepid Lovers must not be Harmed by Harsh Words. You may give them Praise and good Reviews to raise their Spirits, if you Wish.

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She hated Them. The Sues. Their cheer made mockery of her sadness, the way they walked amid the Great pained her, for they could never truly appreciate it as She did. So happy. They were. Yes, so happy, unknowing of the cold anguish that seizes the soul after one has lived age upon age in the Darkness, alone at heart no matter how many forms pass by upon the physical plane, people seeming like insubstantial wisps, for they lived so short a time and cared so little for Her that they could never truly seem real to Her. And so she did the Duty set out for Her, and took the lives of Sues, bitterly hating them. They could see Canon outside of the velvet Darkness of the Night, where She could only ever walk by Midnight, forced to flee each Canon before the Sun could rise and end her Life, if it could truly be called a life when all around her was so meaningless. Their Shallow mockery of Happiness ended as her knife slid whispersoft into their bodies, their blood falling gently all around her like the tears she so bravely fought to keep from spilling.
There was no Sunlight in HQ. No Ending to her life that it might Dawn and catch her unawares. Thus her pearly white skin, of Haunting opalescent sheen, was never Graced by Daylight in one Final Embrace that would light her up Translucent and Ethereal before she would disolve into Mists of Ephemera, her ancient Soul gone Forever. Instead her Raven hair, long and silken and flowing like a River around her slender body, blended with the Night, dark her Hair, dark the worlds around her...dark her Heart. Eyes of Silver like shining precious Crystals shone amid the bleakness, as though She wore bright Stars for eyes and held within them all the Agony and Torment of all that has ever lived.
She wore the Uniform of the PPC, plain and Black, and did not care, for compared to the Sorrow in her Heart, a mere artice of Clothing was as Nothing to Her. And so, lost within her Greif, she was Unseeing of the way others Eyes follwed Her, their Dreams of her and the way Her slender yet voluptuous curves lay within the rough fabric, at once outlines and temptingly covered over by it's dark cover of much of Her body, in a way that seemed to invite any Man to seek to discover the Mysteries hidden yet hinted at by her Clothing.
Yet She dared not engage in Dalliance with them. She was a Vampyre, and her Cold marbleesque Skin would startle them if they were to touch it, expecting the warmth of human flesh. Soft, soft and smooth as silk, yet cold as Stone and unyielding to the touch. Their Blood ran too hot for Her and so She dared not embrace them, lest Temptation overtake her and drive her to tear their lives from them in the Sweet Pain of one final touch in which her Ivory fangs would drain their Life's Essence away and let them sink into the Darkness of Death, encircled by Her fair yet cold arms. She Shunned them therefore in order to let them keep their Lives, blessed by a Mortal span in which they would not outlive their time and leave all that they had Loved behind, as She had.
Alone, always alone. Her father, Her mother, dead, their voices now no more than Echoes in Her memory. Her sisters cruelly stolen, and slain before Her eyes when She had sought to save them. Her friends, long since dead of old age, having so Harshly turned their backs on her when they discovered what She had become. Of all the things to miss, even the loyal hound of the family. It had turned on Her, as all Animals now did, and she had been forced to kill it before the eyes of her Family, revealing strength beyond that of a Mortal, causing them to Forsake her. She missed the Trust and sweetness of mute Creatures, that loved her no more and avoided one they Sensed bore a Life that was not Natural. The first such Creature she recalled had been no more than a goldfish. Merely a fish, when She was but a Child. It had Died, and She had known the Endings of Lives for the first time. All things Die, her Parents had explained to her and She had been afraid, afraid of Her dying, of their Dying, of losing and others. If only it had been True. If only, like the Fish that had been Swimming one day and buried the next, She could have known true Death. Instead She was left behind as as all else faded and all Others died.
She, She who was Ellerianniel Darkrose, Raven Lady of Sorrow...She was alone. Could there ever be any Other who would not Die, would not leave Her? Was there such a One? Far away...or closer than She might imagine?

/\/\/\/\/\/\/<br>A/N: I hope you have enjoyed this Tale so far, I will Update soon and reveal what is to come at that point. If you have liked it, please Review.

Summary: This is my firts stroy Im putting up so plz be nice cos I don't like flames the make me sad!
So yeah I heard about the marcovirus invasion in March and I herad abotu MakesThings being killed by tehm. and I thought tht was reallu really sad cos he was a niec guy and nobody ever payed much attentoin to him. SO I thouht abuot what would have hapened if some1 had saved hime bfore the marcrovirus (whateverthat is) got him.

Chap 1

MakesThings was in his workshop fixingthings as usual and he wasjust working one a Cad when he got a mesage from teh Sonflower Offical. So he wnet to check it. It saidn “there has been a marcaovvirus invasion and you need to makes Tardisses for all of teh Agnets so they will hvae somwher to live cos hQ will be dagnerous”.

So MakesThigs calledn TechnoDann and they began to build Tardisses for every1. Then TechnoDann had to go adn build somwher for teh ohter ppl in the Deppartmnet adn MakesThings was all alone and building the Tardises. He was soo busy working taht he didn;t notice that a marcoviruss was comign towrads him… but soemone els e did.

Tehre was a gunshiot and MakesThigns turned round quiickly. It was an Agetn fromm the Dpeartment of MarySUes (A/N he ciould tell byt the badge she wore I forgot what its caled lol) adn she said tohim “yu need to be mor carful tehy are getin everywhrer”. He juts looked atthe dead macrdovirus and he said nto the Agnet “you saved my life thank you asoo much”. Then he said “what is your naem”? and she said “I amd Melody Windfire Breeze but just cal me Mel and I was a Sue but now Im and Agent for Teh PpC”.

He smile d cos he thouht she was pretty but not liek an real Sue cos she was al dirty (A/N adn Sues dont get dirty) but thehn he looke dbehind her and shoutded “lookout theres another oen”! She turnde round and treid to shot it but it was to close so MakesThinsg grabed a gun of the bench and shot…

A/N: OMG whats goingn to hapen to them? Well plz R&R adn I’ll get the next chapter out quickr cos reveiws make me want to work!

Welll that ending wass bery sad so i was thikning mayb georgia and Jason could sneak away from Med 2gether and... Well I don't want 2 spiol u! LOL!

Its not fair how nobody likes him and I kno what that's like. Ar you going to wright more about tehm?

1/ Badfic writers don't usually ask permission. :P So far, we've not had any problems with people not wanting their Agents used. Off the top of my head, the only Agents with rules about them are Laburnum's pair who aren't really Laburnum's and who she has to get permission to use. I'd hold off on using them, but other than that -- you're a badfic author!

2/ I think we have a couple of stories classed as NC-17 on there... yes, there's Surprises at Twelve, although that never got to the NC-17 bit. I think the most explicit story to date was Elvin Passions, so you might want to use that as a guide. The aim of the game is to entertain rather than sicken, so.

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Aww, this wa a nice stroy andi felt soo soory for Jason, just cos he was differnet all the other kids liekd him. Im gladm Georgia could se him and was nice to him.

I don't like the eedning very mich though it made me sad. whay would tthos eother ppl be so meen to them?

Other than that nit was a great stroy and you shuld deffo rite more soon!!1!

... but I record the names in the coding of the author pages, so yes, it was Twiggy.

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