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Did I see you a while back? I think I did. Oh well, never mind.

*hands you a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*

You can throw the pebbles at Sues and be awed by the Shiny Object's shininess. Glad to have you here.

...ooohh, treats for the mini-Balrogs? Wonderful. I have 345 of them to keep happy at the moment. (Though I guess that's what I get for running the Adoptions list.)

Anyway. I used to give out the links, but JulyFlame called me out on it recently as they're her newbie-presents, so she should be handing them over soon. :) Until then, spend some time on here and enjoy the madness.

Lusting over a character you invented yourself would be, um, a little weird. I mean, fantasies are all well and good, but they don't actually need sharing with the world, which is effectively what you'd be doing if you created a character and then lusted after him/her/it.

Two Maglor doubles we will have, then, though one is retired! And... Yeesh. Poor Maglor.

Good luck with it!

C

*Ahem* Whee, I haven't done this for a while. In fact I haven't been on a computer for most of last week, thus, let alone on the Board. Right, here goes:

1) (out of necessity) I have a very canon-purist friend (let's call him Bulgaria) who I would like to shove onto the Board, the only problem is... he only speaks one language and it's Spanish. So I was thinking... would any multilingual Boarders be willing to help me translate, oh, for example something like what the WikiMaster's been writing into any languages they can, to get the word out? (FYI, PPC in Spanish is Protectores de las Continuidades De Trama, or la Continuidad de Trama, I think - depends on if you're going literal (Plot Continuum) or figurative-ish (Plot Continuui). Now you know that!)

2) (Out of curiosity and weirdness) Okay. So there are people who have lust objects from other people's work, but are there any authors who fan-person characters they happen to have made up? If so, would it be regarded as weird? *holds out mind-bank* Put in your two cents!

C, -0.00000000(repeat to infinity+13)0000000002% inquisitiveness.

Thank Glod for that. I would be scurrying around trying to hide everything from you...xD

*hands you a very large catapult* You can use it to chuck these! *hands you a lot of clay cats filled with fire* Mwahahaaaaaah!!!! xD

Anyway. Any agents? *steals bacon and noms it* *doesn't care if it's for mini-Balrogs*

Welcome! I'm a newbie here so this is my first gift giving! Lots of Bleepka and mounds of chocolate for you!

Helen

Well, I dunno, but everything about Aly bugged me. I mean, beautiful, excellent hand-to-hand combatant, speaks with Gods, you name it, she can pretty much do it. I mean, sure, with her parents being the Lioness and George, maybe, but she shouldn't inherit all of her parent's particular gifts.She didn't have The Gift though, which is a mixed blessing.
I liked Daine, actually. I suppose I sorta forgave her 'Sue tendancies when TP made the interaction with animals interesting. It's not often you see a story where they go in-depth about the 'Can Dos' and 'Can't Dos' about the magic, particularly something like Wild Magic.

But Kel is, hands down, my favourite Tortall Character. Will I get sporked if I say that Tortall, in particular, the time period that it is in 'Lady Knight' is gonna be in my crossover fanfic?

*Hides under a Convenient Towel, just in case*

We get a guarden for the PPC. Preferably one with a taste for 'Sue flesh, Briar Moss style!

*Buries in a mountain of assorted Bleepolate and Bleepolate Liqeuors* Welcome to the PPC! If you find a few nuts and bolts around, they're probably mine. Welcome to the PPC though, prepare to claw your eyes out with sporks, or overdose on Bleeprin. Whichever comes first.
Oh, and by the way, if you ever get a link to That Series, or C*l*b*i*n, never, EVER go out and find them, or click on that link. That is a horror form which you may never recover.

Anyways, welcome again! (From the Aussie who woke up at 5:30am completely refreshed and energetic)

Welcome to the fun and madness that is the PPC board. Hope you enjoy it here. I present you with duct tape, because one can never have enough duct tape. It's shiny, and you can use it to gag 'Sues! Ooh...shiny...

He acts very differently from Canon!Maglor.

*deep breath* Convenient Towels are like normal towels but they change to whatever color you want when you're first given them and they tend to pop up when you need them and I hope you've read the Hitchhiker's Guide so you'll understand just how useful Deus-Ex-Machina towels are...

Phew.

So... What fandoms are you planning on covering? I assume from the mini-Balrog reference you know what you're getting into, but someone better at this than me is likely to shower you with links soon.

May your edged weapons stay sharp; may you always know the truth, and may its light shine on you; may you have luck and success in all your endeavors* --
and, hey, what fandoms are you planning on covering?

ATTE
C of the Run-On-Sentences (Whoops, that's a lot of them)

*Blessings are fun. The first is my usual one to newbies, the second is from a song of Bob Dylan's, and the third, I made up on the spot, so you should feel special!

People born in the summer UNTIE! Have... lemme see... Have I given you a Convenient Towel? Have another! And a chocolate-chip Cookie-Cake. May the next year's awesomeness be only beaten by the year that follows it! (that is, may your happiness increase exponentially, year to year)

C

Admittedly that's very late of me...

*starts singing* Se gustan, son novios, se... What? They sing that all the time at me. Can't I sing it at Boarders?

That aside, I wish you... I wish you... *racks brain for a clever way to say something* I wish you many many many times more fortune in your relationship than any of my classmates have had in theirs! Ah wait, that sounded odd...

Forget it. Good luck, and Felicidades, and I'll leave it at that.

C

Why didn't I bother to reread that... I meant my parents, in the last bit. *head, meet laptop. I'm glad you're already acquainted...*

Count as a californian or a south californian?

...Just wondering... of course I don't live here... I mean there... *tWitCh*

Being silly aside, mine would too. Well, at least one of them.

*sigh*

C

But convincing my mom, who doesn't even know I frequent forums and such, to let me go would be hell.

Still, if I can attend and there is one I'll do my very very best to go. 'm afraid I can't travel though. At least, not for several years.

C

*The dates are, um, are, um... arriving July 16 and leaving August 8, I think. So anything inbetween those could be attendableish.

Possibly because I'm so fond of Tortall-verse magic, four whole books without one of the things I liked best were hard. Then again, I appear to have very little judgement on this kind of thing. I'll nose out of the discussion, but that's my two cents. (Take them, and, here, have a grain of salt.)

C -$0.02 and a grain of salt

Hello all. I come bearing treats for the mini balrogs. *gets shoved by araothron* Now dear, you've had yours. It's time to share. *pets and gives a few strips of fangirl flavored bacon*

Wait, Dafydd retired. Whoops.

Um... Yeah, my point no longer stands. But that seems closeish to a new character; if Dafydd was a different character, then I bet this one is too.

But I might be wrong.

--C, -$0.02 +a grain of salt

But there haven't been too many volatile subjects on the Board of late, so I guess it's sort of faded into the background.

hS

I avoid Bible-fic like the plague because it really, really makes me uncomfortable, and PPC-ing it would just feel like having my nose shoved in it.

Aren't we kinda renowned for our flamewar-absence?