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PSYCHE! Moons is no longer procrastinating!

1. I'm Ailienas! Technically Lady Ailienas Mithdaiil, but shpx that, you can call me Allie if you want. Wood elf, from D&D.

2. I'm in DBS, with Fel.

3. 140

4. 5'8", skinnyish.

5. I'm bi, but I lean a little more towards women.

6. Intelligence score's 11.

7. 30C.

8. Just two. My trusty scimitars!

9. Not that I know of.

10. Not in the slightest.

11. I've *had* them more than a few times, so...

12. You're asking me to choose?

13. Why do you need to know that?

14. I don't actually know.

15. Being trapped in the high life. There's a reason I left that behind.

16. On occasion.

17. Nope!

18. That *entire* adventure in the shadow realm.

19. Nope.

20. No, but I've set them on people plenty of times!

21. A little.

22. Why would I be?

23. One of my lovers or Fel, whoever I found first.

24. *shrugs*

25. Yes, yes, and yes.

26. Yes, yes, and yes!

27. They don't tend to have much to say.

28. One of the few nice things about being an aristocrat - no one dares to tease you to your face.

29. You are very strange.

30. I'm honestly a little curious about how you managed to get 100 questions out of thumbtacks...I'm going to regret this, aren't I.

"Okay, how did you do that?" Huinesoron squinted at Nova.

"Do what?"

"You were standing over there. You didn't move. I walked away. Now you're here."

Nova squinted. "Dunno."

"For that matter, you were in my bathroom this morning. Just... staring at me. And then gave me a bottle of wine. It was... really weird."

"Was I?"

"And then you followed me to work. And you were on the side of the road while I was driving... You just won't leave me alone, will you?"

"Maybe..."

Huinesoron sighed. "Is this because I said I'd go out with you this weekend?"

Nova squinted. "Could be, yeah..."

"...Are you gonna keep magically teleporting randomly to locations near me until I do?"

"I've... considered it."

"Jeez, man, you could get hit by a car! Or fall off a building! Or... something."

"Welll.... yes."

"You didn't think this through, did you?"

"Nnnnno..."

Huinesoron sighed. "Would you like to go for a drink now?"

"Yesplease."

It was a dim and cloudy evening, just after sunset. Iximaz was passing through a park on the way home. Their eyes shone gold in what was left of the light, and their long pants covered a rather embarrassing scar that looked like a claw mark.

Then, very quickly, impossibly quickly, as if someone were speeding up the footage to skip though a long, boring processes, a full moon rose. In fact, four moons rose. They seemed to peer down at Iximaz with a collective smile.

“Oh, no.,” Ix muttered. They tried to keep theirself together through sheer force of will, holding back the explosion that was about to overcome them as best they could.

“Not. Time.” they grunted as patches of fur burst out of their skin in a few places. “Hate this.”

It’ll be OK, Ix. the moons said, somehow. I can help. This doesn’t have to a curse.

Really? Ix thought, hoping that would get back to the voice they’d just heard, before yelping in pain as their bones shifted around. They roughly threw their bag to the ground so that it wouldn’t get too banged up during the rest of the transformation.

In response, the moons concentrated their light onto the transforming werewolf,, enveloping them in a warm, white glow. I’ll help you through this.

As the moonlight surrounded Ix, their transformation much more fluid and graceful. Fur rippled out over their body as it slid into a more canine form without all the violent rearrangement that usually accompanied a full moon. Their face stretched out into a muzzle. A tail rose out from their lower back without the usual ‘pop’. Even their clothes neatly came off and floated onto Ix’s bag.

Wow. Ix said. Can it always be this easy? Also, thank gooodness I don’t need to replace that jacket.

Yeah, I can make this how your transformations usually go. the moons said. After all, I’m four moons, and that beats the one moon you usually deal with.

Ix’s tail wagged. Nice!

There was a pause. I like your jacket too, by the way.

Uh, OK, sure. Thanks!

No problem. the moons said softly.

Ix took a few hesitant steps forward. This new way of being a werewolf sure left them a lot less exhausted than what they usually had to deal with. Then, filled with a burst of energy, they took off running around the park.

This is great! they thought-shouted up at the sky as they ran. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this good as a, y’know, wolf.

That was the plan. I noticed how miserable you were getting at night and thought I’d do something about it.

A few laps around the park later, Iximaz walked up to their stuff, panting. I like this. they said quietly. I like you.

I like you too. the four moons watching said.

Ix sat down. There was only one real way to properly express their thoughts on the situation, they realized:

“Awoooooooooooooooooo!”

I'm shippable with anyone and anything, without limits or restrictions.

I'm exactly as tall as Iximaz, as we found out at the last Gathering, pale, have long blond hair and a reddish goatee.

Here's the list of people who have opted in!

Feel free to continue signing up - I'll keep the list updated.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fjenu2DebB9gsKU5CKsLN65hQGr1rzP39oH3y4jRE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Contains the standard topics: bios, two writing prompts

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gTAxDVwoxmmTk1inRvDochSCwYlldqO-c-O8h4Tm8So/edit

...but let's do it for science.

I shipped Tomash with Rust last year. :-P

I've seen *some* of that in old fics I've hunted down, but this part of fandom history has mostly escaped me so far. I don't know if I'm happier now that I wasn't around in the time of TOS, but it's food for thought.
Anyway, I love both Gimli and Boromir, so I'm just itching to tackle some badfics of this type after I get Permission.

I'm afraid I'm low on ideas for substantive content for this post, so I'll just gesture vaguely at the pile of social issues still facing women today, like sexual harassment and pay disparities.

On a lighter note, have this rather interesting bit of graphic design GMA tossed into the Discord earlier, which could be read as "Owo Men's Day"



- Tomash

It was /incredibly/ commom for bad fanfics to show Gimli as a buffoon, Boromir as plain evil, and Merry and Pippin as interchangeable idiots. Partly I think it stems from the popularity of Legolas, and Gimli coming off the worse in their various confrontations.

But mostly it comes from "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

hS

Here's the story

Am reminded of the time Diane Duane once wrote a Green Lantern comic script, and one of the characters was a sentient mathematical equation...

...I wonder why it says in TOS that Sues never like Gimli. I mean, he's pure awesome, in book and in film.

Sexy software is the least of...

...

Actually I think I've written that.

[Shuffles files]

Oh, there it is - from the Badfic Game back in '08, Subatomic Love is a tale of romance in the circuits of the PPC Wiki. ^_^

hS

D&D elves. So sayeth the Player’s Handbook. You are totally going into the D&D crossiver fic with Calliope/Moons as a side character. That’s one place where you fit in.

-Twistey

Luckily, hS provided a handy in-universe explanation. But thanks anyway, this advice of yours is going to go to Willis next year.

-Twistey

Now if you’d put it on the Wiki... (sorry I just like things to be consistent and make sense.)

-Twistey

I’m all for this!

-Twistey

I tried, but my affections have blinded my eyes! They see only youuuu!

{; )

I seriously looked at it before making that post, though, gah.

... I think this ship must be called HuinesoRonPrime. ^_^

~Neshomeh