Subject: ficlet: Movie Magic
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Posted on: 2016-03-12 17:13:00 UTC

Oh, that's brilliant! Here, let me follow up with an addendum of my own:

Darn it, the reason we moved out here in the first place was to get away from the government. We moved across the Rocky Mountains just so that we would have a chance to relax, mingle with our no-maj neighbors, and generally not have the government poking into every bit of our personal lives.

We didn't expect them to move out here too!

Ah well, joke's on them. We still practice our magic, openly and in full view of all our friends and coworkers. We've been flaunting the International Statute of secrecy for years. Our magic has been broadcast over the whole world, and still they are ignorant. We're hiding in plain sight, because everyone knows we practice magic- movie magic.

Everyone knows that you can't ordinarily get what you see on screen in reality. What they don't know is that sometimes you can and do. Sometimes the magic shown on screen is the real deal, and sometimes the effects have been produced by supernatural means. Our magic has allowed directors to go all-out, and make movies truly spectacular. Our magic and their science have woven together to make something amazing.

Really, it's incredible what we can get away with. Sure, we have a bit of a scourer problem, but quite frankly 'wizard' isn't the weirdest thing we've been called. They can call us out on it all they want. It'll just get lost in a sea of rumors about us and everyone else in this business, and when we notice, we and/or our no-maj allies will deal with them (by ruining their creditability, how did you think we'd go about it?).

We even recently helped release a whole movie series depicting the wizarding world, and we're still living mostly unmolested. Well, it helps that it's an adaption of J.K. Rowling's books. That woman is brilliant, telling the whole world about wizards in such a way that if they ever try to stop her, it would simply be evidence for what she says being true.

So if you want to be able to live as you choose, make friends and fall in love with whoever you want, and really make a difference in the world at large, come to Hollywood. Just make sure what you do for the movies can be covered up as special effects and be careful in front of the tourists.

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