Subject: One wonders just how undrinkable American Firewhisky is. =] (nm)
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Posted on: 2016-03-11 15:39:00 UTC
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Magic in North America: Part Four [Finale] by
on 2016-03-11 14:06:00 UTC
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Well, on the bright side... by
on 2016-03-13 19:59:00 UTC
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This has now thoroughly jossed all those American exchange students who are mysteriously familiar with Muggle society and technology.
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But on the other hand... by
on 2016-03-13 21:21:00 UTC
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Er, nope, sorry. by
on 2016-03-13 22:56:00 UTC
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Check the Pottermore entry "The Quill of Acceptance and the Book of Admittance" for a rundown of how Hogwarts admission works. And, more pertinently for this discussion, how it doesn't. =]
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Not Neville! by
on 2016-03-14 19:28:00 UTC
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This does open questions about what students who don't get into Hogwarts do. Are they trained at all? Are they declared squibs even if they have a little bit of talent?
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Interesting! by
on 2016-03-13 23:10:00 UTC
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Well, there have to be some limits. by
on 2016-03-14 00:53:00 UTC
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Wildly OT: Scapegrace! by
on 2016-03-14 09:15:00 UTC
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Would you care to confirm whether you're okay being in shipfics? I can't actually find you saying anywhere.
(Obviously I have ulterior motives.)
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But of course! I wouldn't be posting ships if I wasn't. =] (nm) by
on 2016-03-14 14:29:00 UTC
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Apropos the shipfest by
on 2016-03-14 12:04:00 UTC
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When will it start? It's been more than a week since the other thread was started an it already fell of the first page.
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I'm vaguely planning today. by
on 2016-03-14 12:17:00 UTC
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But the story I want to post to start it
useswould work much better using Scapegrace. I'm nearly certain she wants to be written about, but can't find explicit confirmation anywhere.
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Last bit o Fridge... by
on 2016-03-13 14:34:00 UTC
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We talked a lot about Wizards/Muggles here, but what about Squibs? Given how wonderful and healthy the environment is in America, I don't think they are treated well...
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Possible Answer by
on 2016-03-13 19:54:00 UTC
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My own headcanon is that they're obliviated and left to live normal muggle lives.
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Sounds about right. by
on 2016-03-14 10:42:00 UTC
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How could I doubt? by
on 2016-03-14 10:52:00 UTC
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MACUSA is Our Friend. Happiness is Mandatory. Unhappiness is ground for betrayal.
Never doubt MACUSA, or be terminated. Have a nice daycycle. -
Sarcasm is a mark of Scourer heritage. by
on 2016-03-14 11:12:00 UTC
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Abscence of humor is a mark of being a dirty Scourers. by
on 2016-03-14 12:41:00 UTC
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Dirty Scourers are traitors to Friend MACUSA. Terminate youself as soon as possible. Friend MACUSA wishes you a good daycycle.
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OT: Translation Question to Native Speakers by
on 2016-03-13 10:52:00 UTC
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I can see how it can sound like that... by
on 2016-03-13 18:46:00 UTC
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But to me I think it sounds like she started taking when she transformed back. But I can see it being interpreted the other way.
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Thank you by
on 2016-03-16 10:39:00 UTC
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So the common consensus (between you, me and Nesh) is that McGonagall didn’t speak in her cat form (clearly contradicting Dumledore’s comments in The Tales of Beedle the Bard), but appeared to speak before her transformation back to human had finished (which may be a gray area, but is probably not what JKR intended to say).
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To me... by
on 2016-03-13 18:24:00 UTC
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Ah, the Ing Disease by
on 2016-03-16 10:37:00 UTC
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Why do writers do this? Because it rolls so sweetly off the tongue?
Since the German equivalent sounds awkward, the translation uses simple past tense, but otherwise keeps the word order. So, JKR messed it up, but the translator drove it even further into the wrong direction. German!McGonagall apparently started to speak even before she began to transform, and that should be impossible.
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Well that was disappointing by
on 2016-03-12 19:43:00 UTC
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"Magic in North America" was basically "Hey look white people do more of the same kinds of magic only in a different place". The few times JKR did write about anyone who wasn't white, she alienated and offended basically everyone paying attention who have ties to the communities in question, as the rather sizable twitter- and tumblr-storm following the first two releases show. At the point, I don't know that I'm gonna even bother with her writing anymore, as she clearly has issues writing outside of her comfort zone and, as others have pointed out, has a tendency to just make things up when basic research would show that the opposite is true.
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What is "The History of Magic in North America"? by
on 2016-03-14 10:35:00 UTC
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Don't stir, it's unbecoming. (nm) by
on 2016-03-12 20:10:00 UTC
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So that's what they want you to know. by
on 2016-03-11 20:59:00 UTC
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ficlet: Movie Magic by
on 2016-03-12 17:13:00 UTC
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That reminds me of something: by
on 2016-03-12 18:40:00 UTC
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No magical celebrities. Unlike most urban fantasy/urban sci-fi settings (Men in Black, Percy Jackson), there is no chance that any famous figures can be magical in America. If they were, they'd be violating the Rap and would be arrested.
I guess that saves on JKR's research into the period, at least!
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A possible loophole by
on 2016-03-12 19:57:00 UTC
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I think that the scenario of a magical American celebrity would be possible (not really likely, of course, but still possible), if the MACUSA managed to not get to them until they were already extremely famous. After all, people would notice if a famous person suddenly vanished, and it would likely get way too big to fully cover up.
That's pretty much what happened with J.K. Rowling in this headcanon- the Ministry of Magic didn't notice her until the Harry Potter series was big enough that removing it would lead to people noticing the great big hole where Harry Potter used to be. -
Already betting it will become canon. (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 22:05:00 UTC
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Nice! by
on 2016-03-11 22:00:00 UTC
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I'm imagining this... by
on 2016-03-11 21:02:00 UTC
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As a piece to camera by Kevin Spacey in that adaptation of House Of Cards Netflix did. Sterling stuff. =]
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Well then. by
on 2016-03-11 17:11:00 UTC
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I've just watched the Fantastic Beasts trailer. by
on 2016-03-11 20:16:00 UTC
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This is hilarious by
on 2016-03-12 04:21:00 UTC
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Oh boy. by
on 2016-03-11 20:33:00 UTC
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Now I'm getting Inquisition and Ecclesiarchy feels here.
WizStates need to burn the place to the ground and seriously reconsider their way of life. Or Newt should unleash all of his critters here. No innocent dead here at least. -
In the grim darkness of the 1920s... by
on 2016-03-11 20:34:00 UTC
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... well, you know the rest. ^_^
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Agreed by
on 2016-03-11 20:27:00 UTC
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Although if you look [HERE] it looks like they keep up the positive facade.
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Although I'd argue on the "overthrow and fall" part. by
on 2016-03-11 20:35:00 UTC
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We know that in 2014 the President of MACUSA was Samuel G. Quahog, who was present at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup. This makes me think that MACUSA did not fall, but was reformed.
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In name only, I'm sure. (Dangit! There goes that.) (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 20:37:00 UTC
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Amen. (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 20:22:00 UTC
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Another possible plot to add by
on 2016-03-11 17:19:00 UTC
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[MINI SPOILER WALL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED]
There's the issue of The New Salem Philanthropic Society... or basically the 1920s Neo Witch Hunters; "a fanatical No-Maj group looking to expose and destroy wizards and witches."
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Also by
on 2016-03-11 16:54:00 UTC
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Actually. by
on 2016-03-11 21:53:00 UTC
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I did not know that! by
on 2016-03-11 22:10:00 UTC
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That's interesting, especially the spiking part. Was that legal at the time? I mean, drinking was illegal but I don't think it was an execution sentence or anything...
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It's something that gets shoved under the rug. by
on 2016-03-12 08:49:00 UTC
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A final What We've Learned. by
on 2016-03-11 14:29:00 UTC
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Re: A final What We've Learned. by
on 2016-03-11 15:38:00 UTC
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I can answer the 'Schools' question by
on 2016-03-11 16:41:00 UTC
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Here's a question: by
on 2016-03-11 22:50:00 UTC
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A reason for the American Wizards' behavior by
on 2016-03-12 20:00:00 UTC
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Well, in America they're probably scared of the Scourers, although that reason doesn't really hold anywhere else.
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They arenÂ’t actually scared? by
on 2016-03-12 16:15:00 UTC
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But why are they hiding so hard? by
on 2016-03-12 18:43:00 UTC
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European Magical History by
on 2016-03-13 12:23:00 UTC
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They're a minority group? by
on 2016-03-12 14:48:00 UTC
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I can see this being an Elves vs Dragons situation — the dragons are more powerful than the elves, but they're also so much smaller in number; a dragon can kill ten elves before it is brought down, but each elf will be replaced by two more, while the dragon might be replaced by another one.
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Minorities aren't always persecuted. by
on 2016-03-12 18:49:00 UTC
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... that's probably almost entirely untrue. But minorities aren't usually persecuted to the point where they resort to triple-layered defences to keep the majority from coming into the slightest bit of contact with them.
I don't think?
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They're all completely mental. Next! =] (nm) by
on 2016-03-12 02:06:00 UTC
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Ugh the eleven schools thing by
on 2016-03-11 16:49:00 UTC
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Writing is hardly the be-all and end-all of civilization. by
on 2016-03-11 17:38:00 UTC
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Was gonna say something like this. by
on 2016-03-11 20:03:00 UTC
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Yes, but it's still verbal. Word-based. by
on 2016-03-11 20:47:00 UTC
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Also, check out this Ilvermorny picture by
on 2016-03-11 17:25:00 UTC
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Hm... by
on 2016-03-11 17:13:00 UTC
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... so they're the Jedi Order, then? by
on 2016-03-11 16:11:00 UTC
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Quick correction here. by
on 2016-03-11 19:02:00 UTC
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While it might not mean much because of the Republic's strong cultural bias in favor of the Jedi, parents of Jedi Hopefuls were always offered the choice to refuse. The Jedi Watchmen responsible for recruitment on their world would probably try their hardest to convince them, but parents had the final say.
At least, I'm reasonably sure that how it works. It's a bit hard to definitively know some things in Star Wars because of how sprawling the EU is. Plus the Disney canon thing. -
Not sure how much weight that holds. by
on 2016-03-11 19:23:00 UTC
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Also, if I recall correctly there really was a Darth Phobos. by
on 2016-03-11 20:56:00 UTC
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*Suspicious glare*
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No relation. >.> (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 21:02:00 UTC
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Suuure... (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 21:06:00 UTC
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You don't have to be Sith in order to... by
on 2016-03-11 22:46:00 UTC
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a) be a Dark-sider (cf. the Dathomiri Nightsisters, the Son of Mortis, and
angsty teenager BenKylo Ren);
b) realise that the Jedi are ...ed up (cf. Barriss Offee, though she did fall to the Dark Side, Ahsoka Tano). -
Oh, I'm well aware of that. by
on 2016-03-11 23:19:00 UTC
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Star Wars is my all time most researched franchise. I don't spend as much time on Wookieeoedia as I used to, but the obsession is still there. Waiting.
And yes, the Jedi get a bit... Scary. Again, looking at you, Jedi Shadows. -
:O Barriss went to the Dark Side?! by
on 2016-03-11 22:53:00 UTC
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That's so depressing; I liked her. :(
(Apparently she was in the TV series... I only know her from the books, particularly The Approaching Storm.)
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You didn't miss anything. by
on 2016-03-11 23:08:00 UTC
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She attained 'oneness' with the Force, twice... thanks to drugs.
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Whoops. Seems that was in a novel, sorry. by
on 2016-03-11 23:10:00 UTC
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Don't exactly change my mind about the series though. Yellow!Darth Maul was a thing, but resurrecting him lke this...
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Yeah, she did. by
on 2016-03-11 23:03:00 UTC
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I took care only to use canon examples — Legends has so many more.
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You know, that thought had not occured to me. by
on 2016-03-11 20:15:00 UTC
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Scary thing is, I would not be surprised if some Jedi actually did that. Looking at you, Jedi Shadows.
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Not sure about your math by
on 2016-03-11 16:20:00 UTC
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Which laws? by
on 2016-03-11 16:28:00 UTC
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Re: Which laws? by
on 2016-03-11 16:38:00 UTC
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Just... the laws in general? I mean, schools usually need to be under the legal jurisdiction of some government, don't they? I suppose that if Ilvermorny was the school equivalent of international waters that'd be interesting.
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I dunno, look at Hogwarts. by
on 2016-03-11 21:02:00 UTC
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Dumbledore seemed to be mostly under his own authority; I don't think he cared what the government said.
Also, and in opposition: MACUSA was founded a century before the USA. It probably spread its rule right across the English-speaking colonies - so Canada is almost certainly a part of it. Mexico, speaking Spanish, may send its kids down to whatever they've got going on in Brazil, or may just keep them home.
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Point of order: Brazil speaks Portuguese. (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 21:03:00 UTC
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Very true. by
on 2016-03-11 21:10:00 UTC
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But since none* of the countries around it do, I suspect they probably have a lot of Spanish-speaking students.
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Well, yeah, maaaybe. by
on 2016-03-11 21:15:00 UTC
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I suppose it's the same thing. Maybe Portuguese - or Spanish, idk - is the lingua franca of the colonial magical community in that part of the world. Though I wouldn't put it past J.K. for her to specify that the classes at Castelobruxo are entirely in Quechua, despite it being on the wrong side of the planet. =]
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On the topic of the '20s... by
on 2016-03-11 15:27:00 UTC
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"Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by
on 2016-03-11 15:34:00 UTC
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"Nowhere, because MACUSA has systematically exterminated them! Let's all get drunk!"
--My prediction for the film's (lack of) plot.
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One wonders just how undrinkable American Firewhisky is. =] (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 15:39:00 UTC
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Bet you they make it with Uktena blood! :D (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 16:07:00 UTC
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Grindenwald's paradise. by
on 2016-03-11 14:48:00 UTC
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Don't know where he found his partisans, but I'm sure Americans were a major part of his army with such backstory. The more I learn about it, the more I dislike Wizarding America.
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*sweeps up Grindenwald the mini-Aragog* by
on 2016-03-11 15:28:00 UTC
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And Grindelwald was WWII, not WWI. Perhaps things liberalised in the wake of, well, whatever happens in Fantastic Beasts. We can but hope. =]
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Fat chance, Scape. by
on 2016-03-11 16:03:00 UTC
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Unless something really traumatic happen, mentalities bred (or worse, if me and firemagic are right with our speculations) for so long don't change like this. Genuinely hope the change will begin to take place with the movie, but by the time it begins, older american generations will still be wonderful recruits for Grindelwald.
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That does not give answers to the big problem. by
on 2016-03-11 14:13:00 UTC
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For 130 years, Aemrican is de facto cut off from the arrival of any muggleborn wizard, so they turned in purebloods, pretty sue the intense racism it implies should have destroyed such small communitiy as the Wizarding world really fast. No wonder they thought they needed the alcohol.
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Actually, it's more confusing than that. by
on 2016-03-11 15:25:00 UTC
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Would there be even muggleborns? by
on 2016-03-11 15:46:00 UTC
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If we follow this wonderful law to the letter, the only way I see for muggleborns to become wizards in America is through kidnapping, severing them from their families, then intense propaganda for 'justifying' it and continued hate of Muggles. (N-M is pure slur, no way I use this.)
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They ran into the old SlytherinÂ’s paradox. by
on 2016-03-11 18:23:00 UTC
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Untrained muggleborns would become like Ariana. by
on 2016-03-11 19:21:00 UTC
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And that would be disastrous, so they cannot ignore them... Great, more fodder for 'kidnap, brainwash with magic and propaganda'. Duck.
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Wasn't Ariana only dangerous because she was attacked? by
on 2016-03-13 03:53:00 UTC
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If I recall correctly she wasn't particularly in control when untrained, but she was only really a danger after she was traumatized.
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Not just traumatized. by
on 2016-03-13 06:09:00 UTC
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It's implied she was so badly injured in the head that it affected her not only mentally, but magically as well. And who's to say the two weren't connected?
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I thought so. by
on 2016-03-14 01:05:00 UTC
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I just couldn't recall clearly enough to say with certainty. It's been too long since I've reread the books and the wiki didn't go into enough detail to satisfy me. Thanks for the clarification.