Subject: New food!
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Posted on: 2011-12-18 04:15:00 UTC

"We're back and we got food!" said Philip as he and Gaspard pushed his way through the crowd, laden with several aluminium foil-covered trays. The two boys placed the trays onto a table and started to uncover the food.

"We've got... fried chicken!"

"Here's some BBQ pork!"

"Apple pie!"

Gaspard looked over to Philip. "Since when has the Cafeteria ever made something digestible? This is too good to be true."

Philip stared back at his friend. "You just HAD to invoke the Ironic Overpower, didn't you. Now what?"

"Hey, you did it just now," retorted Gaspard. "All right let's try this... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO RIGHT?" he intoned, speaking in a loud and clear voice.

Philip backed away. "No way, man. Not even an inversion can save you now."

One of the trays rattled as a grey matter oozed out of it. "Your friend's right, you know. Nothing can go right!" the sentient sludge said as it threw itself on Gaspard, bringing the intern to the ground.

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