Subject: "UWAAAAAA!"
Posted on: 2020-07-15 13:33:17 UTC

was the sound Damian Thorne made as something that felt gross impossible landed on him from above. He quickly ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Some brown, dry piece of mysterious meat gunk was lying on his head! (It was also purring happily, but he ignored that, as it was impossible.) Damian turned on the shower, detached the head from its usual place at the top, and tried to wash off the meat.

However, when the meat fell into the shower, it didn't go down the drain. No, it flew. It flew out of the shower and right out the door, even as Damian screamed at the impossible sight and backed away, slipped on a puddle and falling down as the mystery meat went out to bother someone else.

Damian shut himself in the bathroom for a couple hours after that, only coming out to check if the mystery meat had gone away.

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