Subject: Plortitics map, version 2
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Posted on: 2022-08-23 09:49:45 UTC

FROM: Huinesoronic Scouting Corps ("The Redder Kites")

TO: Ground Command

Yo boss man, how's it going? Because it's going really well out here.

The maps from our briefing pack are about as accurate as you'd expect (to whit: not at all), but we've made some progress on filling in the blanks. Did you know the area around the Fabled River is stuffed with mountains? Ours is kind of the worst one, too: GMA forces have picked a much nicer one just over the river, and the Neshomehs have set up shop in an actual forest above the snowline. I guess they can eat the trees or whatever it is they do.

Good news is, the natives are friendly (just my little joke). Obviously the GMA are still nearly as devoted to the Great Regulation as we are, and between us we have the highest tech level we've yet seen groundside. Their anarchist tendencies might give some difficulties if we see combat, but as a deterrent they're top notch. (Not that they don't have other odd ideas, but I'll leave their brand of feminism to the scholars.)

The Neshomehs aren't quite as dedicated - bit of a laissez-faire touch to their ideas, if you'll pardon my Hardrician - but I reckon we could bring them on side if we point out what the rest of the field looks like. The Orange Foxes agree with me - they preferred to sail around the entire north penninsula than to stay under the shadow of the Neshomeh guns.

Between you and me, boss man, I'm a bit worried as to what's actually going on in the north-east. There's four teams on the ground there, all of them Let-It-Be leaning but none of them fanatical about it. They are fanatical about other things, though - three of the four of them have claimed "religious reasons" for landing. I can't argue - they're certainly not here to fight, with those (lack of) weapons! - but given the Linstars' immediate beeline for the War-Queen's old haunts, I'm worried the "religion" in question has something to do with Mana... or Chaos. I really don't want to see that old hazard coming back on our watch; we've got enough to worry about.

(Oh, and the Cartographers missed an entire island; are we sure the satellites are pointed at the right planet?)


Trying to work the extra badges in too. Linstar, Bookworm, and OrangeFox all have Missionary stickers, Nesh has Vegan and Pragmatist, and GMA has Anarchist and Radical Feminist. The stickerless Huinesorons are scathing about all of them, natch. ^_~

I'm still working on hacking the URL format - it is doable, I'm sure, but there's enough inconsistencies between people to make it tough (& I couldn't find it in the source code for the site, either).

hS

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