Subject: Vell, it iz not vell for us eizzer.
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Posted on: 2022-08-30 20:30:48 UTC

Not only did ze relics turn out to only be useful for self-defense, our zo-called allies believe in zomething called “peace.” Ve had to retreat from our skirmishes vis ze Neshomehs and ze Lilys of ze Vinterwood because of our lack of allies! And I hear zat ze “Scapegrace” are on zeir way too. And zey are veddy Regulationist.

You are not ze only ones with problems! Zo per’aps ve should not broadcast ours zo publicly...

—ZEEL

((I have to say, I’m pretty flattered that the Linstars are mentioned in literally every Plortitics post. And ZEEL’s accent is getting thicker. Though I’m still not sure what accent it’s supposed to be.))