Subject: Chapta 2!! OMZG!!
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Posted on: 2022-09-04 21:48:20 UTC

((The Actual Author would like to say that this next chapter is rather NSFW and contains swearing and BL9))

Ellie lead Dia back to her RC. Dia carfully unlaced her onhx corset and…

Zara stopped and skimmed the next paragraph. “No offense, Dia, but a detailed description of your chest wasn’t in my top ten list to read.” She paused for a second. “That is, a badly written description…”

Luckily, Zara had gotten lots of practice at dodging flying objects.

“Rude.” She dusted herself off and with some effort, pulled the clipboard out of the wall. “Anyway, where was I…”

Ellie sloly removed her hott pink crop top an unhooked herr hot pink bra. Whatcha think baby? she asked Dia. Am I sexy?

“NO!”

Zara looked up at her partner, whose teeth were clenched in a snarl. Honestly, this was the most pissed off she’d seen her since that smut with Aragorn, Boromir, and the fairy!Sue.

Dia noded her head, her super silky ebony locks fly8ng aorudn her delicate face. Ur beautful honey. She slide of her red skirt revealing hee black lacy thong.

“Um, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you’ve never worn a thong in your life,” said Zara, staring at the words. “I mean, I guess the whole constant wedgie thing matters less if you’re made out of stone, but still.”

“You would be correct, mortal, not that it’s any of your business.” Diamond looked ready to blow a gasket. Not that Zara could blame her.

Elllie knelt at her foot…

“Foot? Just one?” Zara ducked yet another flying object and continued.

And liked her prefect plump red lips. Ill give u a great time she said hottly.

There was a pause as Zara tried to figure out how someone could say something “hotly”.

Dia nodded. Ravish me! she cried an Ellie Mae…

“HAHAHAHAA!” Zara collapsed laughing once again while her partner went the closest shade to red a Twipire can.

“This is vile filth! I would never… I don’t even like females in that manner!” The vampire drew herself up to her full height, trembling with indignation. “How dare she!”

“Welcome back to another episode of Things No One Actually Says When Having Sex,” Zara quipped, hauling herself back onto the bed.

Ellie Mae used her figers to…

The reading was once more interrupted by Zara bursting into hysterical cackling.

Diamond glared absolute daggers at her and wished that this humiliation would end. Unfortunately for Diamond, EllieMae (the author) seemed to have only just started.

Delicate tongue… fingers thursting… crys of joy… desperate whines… legs flyin…

“Whoa, legs flying?” Zara sniggered, pausing in her endeavor of skimming… and reading choice phrases aloud. “Is this sex or a horror movie? Ow!” She rubbed the rapidly rising lump on the top of her head. “That was unnecessary!”

Her partner glared at her some more for dramatic effect. “It most certainly was not. This story is unnecessary and whoever wrote it deserves to be burned in acid.”

Teh 2 collaspsed panting on th bed. A single crystalline tear ren down Ellie’s porcelim cheek. I love u Dia… Teh vampire ran 1 icy finger down her colarbkne. I love u to… Suddenlt the door opened wit a bang! WHAT ARE U DOING U DOING U MOTHERFUKERS! It was……………… Zara!

Zara’s laughing ceased abruptly. “Aw shit…”

Auhtors Note! Like omg wasnt that super hott and kawaii and cute?!! I luvvvvvvvv writing smut!! What wil happen next? Will zara be meen or will she join teh fun? Find out!

((Actual Author’s Note: I would like to apologize. Sincerely. This chapter was also a lot longer in the version Zara and Diamond are reading, but I cut out the smut.))

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