Subject: I think I've found the 10W that can't be well done.
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Posted on: 2014-01-08 10:02:00 UTC
And it's a regrettably common one: the Fifth Hobbit.
The problems with this character - for the sake of this post, let's assume she's a female named Calanthe (it's a type of orchid) - are... well, several:
1/ She has no special skills, knowledge, or hangups, or at least no plausible backstory to give her them. Like the four canonical hobbits, she's... well, she's a hobbit! They don't have useful skills. Yes, she can learn things - but they're the same things the canon ones do. This means that, unlike, say, Snaga, she can't alter the course of the story when the Fellowship are all together. Like Merry and Pippin, she's just a tagalong at that point.
2/ She actually can change the story - but only by making things go wrong. Yes, she could get stabbed by a Nazgul, kidnapped by Moria Orcs, trapped by a Balrog - but how much do we hate a character who exists only to be clumsy and force everyone to pay attention to her? Very. Very much.
3/ After the Breaking of the Fellowship, she has three possible directions to go: she could tag along with Frodo, get captured with M&P, or stay behind with the Three Hunters. But...
3a/ The Three Hunters would never be able to catch the orcs if they had to drag a hobbit along with them, and anyway, we know that the hobbits all ran off to look for Frodo without waiting to plan. If you make Calanthe 'the only sensible hobbit', well, that's pushing her towards Suedom.
3b/ If she goes with Frodo (presumably by following Sam), then... well, again she could make things go wrong (Nazgul sees her, orcs capture her, Gollum sees her and doesn't get caught), but like I said, we hate that. After that... the only point I can see where she could make a difference other than doing something stupid is in helping Sam save Frodo from Shelob. And the result of that? Er... they either finish the Quest a day or so earlier, or they wander out into the massive orc encampment on Gorgoroth. Yes, you could write a story around that - but it's a lot of setup that you could skip over just by having Sam not get lost in the tunnel/turned back by Gollum.
3c/ She could go with M&P. There is one possible story here: one where Grishnákh takes her from Uglúk and manages to get her over the River. But the only way I can see that going is 'Calanthe is taken to Barad-dûr; Calanthe is tortured; Calanthe reveals that they're trying to destroy the Ring; Sauron kills everyone'.
3d/ But if that doesn't happen? When's the next time M&P do anything to affect the plot? They persuade Treebeard to call an Entmoot (as a team, and Calanthe wouldn't add anything to that), and then... hmm. Well, Pippin eventually helps save Faramir from Denethor's madness, and Merry even more eventually helps kill the Witch-King.
The problem is, M&P serve a specific role in the story, and it's not to drive the plot: they're there to give us a viewpoint. We know about the city of Minas Tirith because we follow Pippin on his tour. We know about Eowyn's bravery because Merry tags along with her. But... Gondor and Rohan are the two kingdoms we need to see. What observer role can Calanthe take that would shed new light on the War of the Ring? I can't come up with one that she could actually get to.
In fact, the only possibility I can think of for captured Calanthe is (apart from the torture scenario) for her to try and sneak into Orthanc after the Ents attack. We know Saruman still had ways to communicate to the outside, so there must be a secret tunnel somewhere. But I can't come up with a reason for her to do so - except to look in the Palantir earlier, and thereby call down a Nazgul on the Ents' heads. I can't find a story there, either.
So, a challenge to everyone, from the person who's been proving it can be done: find a story which relies on the presence of a Fifth Hobbit Tenth Walker. You can use Calanthe, or make your own Shire, Buckland or Bree hobbit for the purpose, with appropriate skills. Just please - find something. It's bugging me.
hS