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(Yeah, I was writing some... stuff.)

Hi, I'm Twistey. I'm a derp with too many fandoms and a lot of original worlds. Minecraft being one of the fandoms, I plan to make mods and maps sometime. Hey, I take it you too are proof that not every Minecraft fan who's active enough to state their fandom is an immature kid/bad endergirl OC factory, so high five.

Do you have any agent ideas? What do you plan to do with your time here? I'd like to know?

As for your newbie gift, here's a flask of purple liquid. Drink it if you need a brief period of invincibility against being Sued in certain ways, but don't depend on it too much, because it might mistake some perfectly fine characters for Sues because they have a few shared traits.

Welcome to the PPC! Have a great time here!

-Twistey

If so... oh sh*whap*mmmf. (That was me censoring myself by slapping myself on the mouth.)

-Twistey

You can always hit me up. I totally get the goofy meta stuff. Also, my kid would love to meet you! No chimichangas, sorry, but I have tea. C-14, two doors down (up?) from Mirrad.

~Jenni

Not keen on you cutting me off, though. Let me just head back up there and... let's see, how does this work?

:-/

Or up for that? What's the difference between those two, anyway?

So yeah, book me in. I'll duck into this HQ of yours through that scene with Mirrad, should be good for a laugh.

;)

I play rhythm games (which is difficult, given that I'm hard of hearing), so I've recently developed in interest in Japanese artists.

Have the PPC survival kit, invented by me: a half-kilo of lembas and a laspistol.

This is just perfect. What else is there to say? :D

Well of course I love chocolate, who doesn't?

But if you don't want any chocolate I guess I'll have to eat it all myself...

And anyway this is only o e of my many handles...

Apparently you've been shipped

- Tomash

(( Inspired by what's going on many threads above this ))

A man in a red suit with way too many guns and swords on him was sitting in a rather featureless white void.

"Hey. You." he said, turning to the man that was somehow there. "Birdie."

"Eh?" Huinesoron asked, turning his head.

"Your name means 'eagle shadow' in Quenya," Deadpool clarified. "which is just way too pretentious if you ask me. So, birdie."

"Deadpool?" Huinesoron asked, very confused. "The heck is going on here?"

"You should know, you're the idiot who's —" Deadpool paused. "Actually, no, you're not writing this."

"Why are you in my house?" Huinesoron said.

Deadpool had fully materialized near Huinesoron at this point. "Well, you've been having such a good time writing me, and I started looking around. There's some sort of Shipfest going on around here, and I thought we could have some ... other sort of fun."

"I'm married." Huinesoron objected.

Deadpool pulled out a phone and started reading through the Board. "Says here you've been sleeping with just about everyone."

"Huh. Good point." Huinesoron said, glancing down at the floor.

"So, whatddya say to the best lovin' you've ever had, courtesy of me, birdie?"

Huinesoron scratched his head for a moment. "Sure. Sounds like a fun way to spend an evening."

"That's the spirit!" exclaimed Deadpool. "Your bedroom, or do you want me to bug the author for something more exotic?"

"Let's just stay in my apartment." Huinesoron replied. "I don't want to break the fourth wall any more than it has been already."

The pair of soon-to-be-lovers headed to Huinesoron's room and closed the door, which had the convenient side effect of keeping the narrator from seeing any of the details of whatever they were up to. A minute or so after they'd gone in, Deadpool's voice came from within the room: "Those are some sexy sexy abs, birdie."

"Can you stop calling me birdie?" Huinesoron said, irritated. "That's Thoth's nickname."

"Ugh. Fine. How about I go with feathers?"

"That's OK, I guess."

"So, what do you think of inviting this Thoth guy to this?"

"Maybe later." Huinesoron said. "Let's get back to that massage though. It's been great."

"Obviously. I'm the one giving it."

"Obviously." Huinesoron and Deadpool could be heard kissing, and then the scene faded to black.

(( - Tomash ))

...the next event which is not an Emergency but is open to whoever wants to get in on it: Deadpool has somehow gotten into HQ and is popping up in random places to delight, confuse, and mildly annoy. Someone tries to recruit him and is stopped by their more canon-savvy partner. Several people have their lunches interrupted. The authors get mildly nervous. Deadpool sets out on a quest to find some chimichangas.

Based on this thread so far, it could make for a hilarious lighthearted event or RP, I think. Anyone agree? :)

~Z, who nearly just signed off as 'DF' from force of something

A Percy Jackson goddess in Narnia gets Jacques Bonnefoy sent on a mission with Ix Saibhir and Charlotte Webb. Overnight. In the cold. With just one tent to share. You can see where this is going.




(Despite the implications, mission is PG-13)

Hey, I'm Twistey, the one who periodically does something stupid and regrets it. I have several original worlds as well as a ton of fandoms... and joke fics. Lots of joke fics.

For your newbie present, I shall give you this Very Flat Flamethrower. It's great for hiding inside of things, but the fireballs it shoots are a bit slow.

Welcome to the PPC and I hope you have a good time.

-Twistey

I don't ship it. I haven't even bothered yet to look at Voyd's entry for the shipfest applications to get a glance at the appearance and whatnot. It's just that some wording around the Fun Control Wall was a bit... interesting...

-Twistey

Wade Wilson, in his best Deadpool thong, lay on a towel. Two of the most beautiful women he had ever seen were lying next to him.

Susan Storm, clad in a blue bikini, held up a beer can, condensation running down her perfect skin. "Here, Wade, have a cold one."

Emma Frost, wearing only pasties, a thong, and thigh-high boots. "Get rid of that see-through soccer mom. Sue, why don't you show us that disappearing trick you do?"

"Honey, tell that pale 'rhymes with witch' to go drown."

Wade looked between the two beauties. "Hey, Emma, Suzy—there's more than enough Wade Wilson to go around."

Unfortunately, Emma and Susan were already at each other's throats.

"Who invited YOU?"

"What are you, the world's WORST telepath? The GREAT HERO did!"

Resigning himself to what was about to happen, Wade took a sip of Sue's beer. "Ladies, I want a nice, clean, but slow and enjoyable fight."

((I swear, on my given Permission, that this is actually a scene in the comics. Granted, it's a dream on Deadpool's part, and it also has Dazzler and She-Hulk.))

I meant the post by Mythcreant that I linked at the top of that paragraph. As I noted, if you accept Scapegrace's assertion that her initial comment was directed at Zdimensia rather than 'Mythcreant', only two people had called for the block to be reinstated at that point.

For the rest of your post, the only comment I will make is that Zdimensia is a permanently banned user. If Mythcreant is Zdimensia, then that ban remains in force unless a majority vote overturns it. The IP block is simply a technical measure to prevent violation of the ban.

hS

Continuum: Eragon, but an AU where he's a werewolf
Participating PPC characters: Dahlia Scribes, Chris
Guests: You might want to message me on Hangouts for that, don't want to spoil the surprise for the general public.

-Duly noted and understood, I remember the last time. And I thank you for posting the email, it has certainly helped me make my mind up on this matter, and has at last given some form of proof in this whole matter.

-I can understand. However without the full information available to me at the time, I hope you can also see where my point of view was coming from. I had to paint a picture with what I had, and what I saw from that was not very positive or good.

-I'd put the start of the dogpiling around the Scape/Mikelus/Phobos mark, with Nesh's comment then adding to the dogpile which then wasn't followed up, probably because of Phobos' second post. I am aware Phobos asked for people not to (and yes, I did completely miss Mikel's post), however that was the point for me, reading it through afterwards where it felt like it was turning into such a one-sided discussion it just wasn't fair anymore. If Phobos had simply said, don't dogpile and then, after a gap went and cast his vote then I wouldn't of seen it as a dogpile, but the anti-dogpile thing, I mean even when I read it now I don't see it as a comment to stop a dogpile of people wanting to ban Myth, just a comment to stop people arguing with them instead. But that's just what I see.

-Can I just clarify what you mean by 'second post'? Because if you're talking about Scape's second post then you're wrong. Because Nesh and Phobos both posted before that post came up, and they were both of the mind that Mythcreant needed to at least leave the Board, if not be banned from it. But even if you're talking about Myth's second post, or even the post you linked of Myth's, then Scape's inital outburst precedes both of them.

I'm not going to try and deny why those posts made people think that Myth was Bram, I can kinda see why they would make that link. I just didn't myself.

And no, I do not accept Scape's explanation.

-I have calmed down since last night and this morning, and I can now see where more people were coming from. However to me, like I have said or alluded to elsewhere, that circumstantial evidence was not, and will never be enough for me. I have since come across evidence that is proof enough for me to change my opinion of Mythcreant, and thus whether they are Bram or not. I cannot any longer continue to try and claim that I believe that Mythcreant is not guilty of being Bram, that the reason Mythcreant knew Bram is because they are Bram is no longer a fringe thought in my mind. And I no longer see a friend repeating the same arguments of their friend's because that's the only arguments they know of, because those are the arguments they honestly feel are valid and just haven't been accepted yet by the other side. I... concede that a block is needed at least temporarily, as for the permaban? My mind is not made up on that one. Not yet anyhow.

Novastorme.