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Summary: You meet O’Ryan Keys and fall in love. plz r+r!

Tags: (You!fic)(O’Ryan Keys)(Kissing)(i love tagging lol)(be nice please)(don’t flame!)(nobody likes that)

Once upon a time you were in agents of the ppc. You daw orian jeus. “Omg hes so hot you said to your fiend Polly”

“He is”

then...Orian came over!11

What will happen next. I know its short, I’m sorry!

—lol

I’ll be sure to throw one of your characters into one of my badfics.))

STFU* preps! Stup flamming! Fangz to willo 4 etidiinh! Draco yur da lave off my life u rok!11

I woke up the next dae and pit on a riipped goffik dress with fishnets it was blacj with pentagrams on it. It had slits lik in Mr & Mr Simth. (If u don now wat dat iz den screw u!111)

My roomate, Momaka, smiled at me gothically with her long black haire. “OMG I saw you talking 2 Depresssion yesterday!11”

She said. “Do u like hom?”

“No WAY! I said. “Y wud u fink dat?”

Just den Deception shwoed up. “Hey Ebony do u want 2 go 2 da concert wif me?..” he saud.

“I gaped.

*((Stop The Futile Urinating))

((I regret nothing.))

I liked every word of it. Nothing could possibly be improved. If you, or any person, wrote something, and you like it, it is absolutely wonderful.

—lol

((In actuality, it was quite amusing. Poor Diamond.))

((That is: Zara, Diamond, Thalia, Doom, and Meg. All of them have wiki pages (check Meg Sathanas for Meg’s as there was another Agent Meg) for reference.))

Ellie Mae Rosebud was happer than shed ever been. She had a cool new gf (thalia) an a sorta boyfriend cause like Doomie wasn’t very good at commincatin. But she wanted sometin more. Ellie tossed her beatiful golden curly locks an blinked her violet silver blue orbs at the tots gorgeous woman wakling down the hall. Teh woman was tall and skinny but also curvy in all teh right places. She had a shiney ebony sheet off hair an violet orbs an really big bobs.

Zara scanned the paper idly, her eyes flicking over the misspelled words and terrible punctuation. “What’s it with badfic authors and using the word “orbs” to describe someone’s eye?”

Diamond looked up from her book. “I would presume a lack of vocabulary, or perhaps the desire to look more sophisticated than the thirteen year old fangirls most of them are.”

“Or maybe our eyes are just spinning orbs that can’t look past manmade structures into the veil of eternal darkness that surrounds our world.”

“What?”

Zara stopped her Evil Illuminati Overlord ™ face—which actually only made her look rather constipated—and stared at her partner. “The alien overlords cover Britain with a veil of eternal darkness.”

There was a long silence before the vampire carefully put down her book and folded her hands in her lap. “Mortal, there is this thing known as therapy. Please consider it.” She picked her book back up, adding yet another snarky comment to her litany of them. “Also, I’m sure that veil only exists to shield the rest of the world from crazy Brummy mortals with a Bleepette addiction.”

“Hey!”

Hi!” said Ellie to teh tots hot woman. I’m Ellie. What’s ur name? Teh woman stopped walking, her long scarlet skirt with a slit up the side swahing around her long creamy legs. I’m Diamond she said in a sexy alurring voice.

“WHAT?!!” Something resembling a very high pitched pterodactyl scream echoed up and down the corridors of HQ.

“WAHAHAHAHA!” The maniacal cackling that followed moments later did not do anything to ease the nerves of any agents cowering from the first scream.

Ellie swished her hips ina sexy manner. Ur super hott an prety. Wanna have teh sexy times with me? Diamodn (Authors Note tat name is super long so im gonna call her Dia) adjusted her sparkly onyx corset (i copeid tat of google search!) so her big bobs jiggle-jiggled nd noded. Like yeah, tots.

Bella snuffed at her owner as the young woman slumped to the ground laughing hysterically.

“JIGGLE-JIGGLED! HAHAHAHA!”

Diamond’s facial expression was hard to determine. Anger, horror, shock, and disgust make for a very interesting series of facial expressions.

“…She will die.”

Auhors Note!! Like omg im so exicted to finally get tis up!!!!1 isn’t Ellie Mae asesome?!! Shes like so kawaii! And im super excited to write a smut for like her and Dia!

((Actual Author’s Note: The smut will be very minimally detailed since Zara’s reading it… and laughing too hard to get the words out. Also, gah. That badfic was… something else to write.))

who is this helena gal if the progatonist is ivory'? why sergio cahnged hdi name? he's not depressedd he's angery for his dead palz. and this story has nothing happenin at all.

i'm so confused i understand nufing at all.

[SergioTurbo here. I just had to comment... and some of these typos are actually genuine. I do tend to missspell "going" as "goign" horrendously often.]

Hajimemashite, Yuki-Chan desu~ I'm a fujoshi and yaoi rocks forever~ Dozo yoroshiku onegaishimasuuuuu <3

((Yes, this pains my qualified JLPT N2 heart, even if this was roughly how I acted back in the good old days))

...I think that would disqualify most if not all creative endeavours. It would certainly have disqualified me. Very few people start out making amazing, flawless stuff right away. Becoming better is a sure thing, but only if you keep it up. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Mimicking things you love is the absolute first step for a lot of people, that later go on to find their own voice.

/Ekwy

I have fixed the errors!

You will be seeing more of Inse and Tyop, along with an explanation for the weird names. Hopefully I’ll be able to resolve things more satisfactorily next time.

—Ls

I guess I didn't hit that s button hard enough. Oh well.

I forgot my old creds to get in, so I made a new accounr. Hope y'all don't mind.

The PPC is an interesting setting. I personally ship Matt with O'Ryan. Who cares if Kitryauthor thinks otherwise! Paye is clearly in love with Crow!

I'll have to find time to write, but I will write one story hehehehehehe!

Chau!

-KCILC

((Cringes at my intro. Hey y'all, I'm back for the games. Sorry for not being super active on the Board. College + some things I've vented about in the salt channel over there = limited time. But, I'm working on being better! First step: Badfic Games, at least.))

((Character-wise, feel free to use any of my agents except for Kittyauthor and David Null. The former because it's always been like that and she is a little too close to past!me (personality-wise) for me to be comfy with her being used in these games, the latter for personal reasons. Everyone else is fair game.))

((-kA, who is trying to juggle college, chaos, and a cowrite and failing.))

Let's fix that. I'm lightfairy406, my stories tend to have Talking Head Syndrome but that's only bc actually describing scenes is hard. I'm trying to write more comedy fic lately! The PPC is a really fun and wacky setting and I want to lean into the absurdities it can produce! I have a lot of good ideas, or at least ideas that I personally think are good. Feedback is always welcome so long as it's legible and you don't talk to me like an english professor lmao.

The names of Mina’s parents are hilarious; I love that their names make them feel more like concepts than people, aided by their lack of description. As I was first reading that scene, I assumed they weren’t themselves agents, which would explain why they didn’t want Mina to be one. But then, it revealed that they are indeed active agents, which made me wonder over the source of their resistance. Just being overprotective parents? Or worried about her getting exposed to agents prejudiced against Suvians?

Once again, I like the dynamic between Mina and Carlisle. I find it interesting that this time, we see Mina have a break-down of her own, but unlike Carlisle’s usual anger over syntax or other writing errors, Mina is upset over an actual inhumane practice. It further shows the distance between their outlooks, with Mina displaying empathy for people implicitly being hurt, while Carlisle is just offended by abstract rules and regulations being broken. However, that deep philosophical clash also makes it difficult for me to believe that their enmity towards each other was resolved so easily, after Mina revealed her Suvian nature to Carlisle. The resolution was so fast, it was honestly a bit disappointing, as I thought they would have to talk things out for quite a while before finding a way to work together.

Error Zone:
How did her parents be able to prevent her from coming?
This would read a lot more smoothly as, “How could her parents keep her from coming?”

The next chapter began with a helpful note: if ur a prep, DON'T READ THIS STORY. Once again, there was much vocal fry.
I’m assuming the “vocal fry” sentence isn’t supposed to be bolded?

“Ignore her. She's just another stuck-up prep." said another girl next to Eternity.
Conversely, I think this line IS supposed to be bold?

“I’m huuungy!”
Just double-checking here, was the “r” left out intentionally as part of the joke?

Eternity got to go to the front of the line to talk to Draco. She plunged her booted feet onto the stone floor and did so until she was at the front of the line. Disturbingly, the Sue’s boots turned into plungers as she elbowed her way to the front of the line.
Again, some of your narration got bolded like fic text here.

“. . . being used to smile through? I shall charging for this!”
“shall charge” or “shall be charging”

The goths were eating Count Cholcula and drinking wine . . .
“Cholcula”

—doctorlit, racing against the leave-for-work alarm . . . and losing!

but her novel Amazon speaks highly of a supposedly feminist ancient society that practices female-on-female child-grooming. The heroine also sexually assaults another woman and a man, and according to the narrative, the only reason her victims refuse is that they're just sexually repressed. Sheesh.

But this is the Badfic Game. I don't have to be! (I will take a gander through the wiki to check them out, though.)

--Ls))

Also, since a few other people seem to be granting permission for all inspired to use their agents here, I’ll follow suit. The following characters of mine are available to contort at your pleasure: -Miguel Correa (and his Pokémon; a Cyndaquil and Kitty the Persian). Has Celebi powers, including but not limited to time travel and plant revitalization —Diane Correa, Miguel’s mother. Might have latent Celebi powers, might not -Palmeira Citrine -Ami Seeker -assorted mini-Missingno

I’m writing a My Immortal-style badfic. No characterization shall be spared!

—Ls))

Craziness is what the Badfic Games are about. Boadicea is a Terrarian warrior, and you know what, she might even look a little bit like a goth because of armour which is very good armour but looks like it belongs to a Dark Lord. She does not act like one, however. She is trying to do the right thing, even if she makes a hash of it. Feel free to ignore all that.))

(Or at least something similar that also focused on the ladies of Arthurian legend? Not sure. But I had a Camelot obsession at one point!)

I think it was considered feminist for its time given the bold female sexuality depicted in a decade where that was not done. But it’s definitely been tainted since then by what MZB did in her private life. I’d only found out about this because I was trawling Fanlore. MZB was very pro-fanfic and her involvement in fan activities leading to copyright entanglements formed the basis of the idea of not involving the creator in fandom activities in general.

Instead, he’s now the (renamed) Draco Malfoy equivalent in a PPC version of My Immortal. Don’t worry, he’ll be 111% OOC!

I am so sorry.

—Ls))